AlexiosKomnenos

Happy 10 years TKR!

Samurai is more than just an alliance. Samurai is a people and a purpose. It is a brotherhood of like-minded players who wish to make some noise and have fun during times of peace and conflict - but also serve a higher purpose by contributing value and meaning to the game around them. Thus, Samurai is an alliance guided and held together by the core values of a true community, where those within make sacrifices for one another and stand together even in the most adverse of events.

Congratulations on retirement Piggy, it's been amazing to work with you. From coordinating wars to talking in our embassy, everything has been a blast, and I've learned a lot from you. I'll miss you, best of luck out in the real world (Piggy says farewell to Emily, 2025)

Submission for Team Snow Birds

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little incel? I’ll have you know I’ve personally dissolved more alliances than you’ve had Friday nights out, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret retaliatory wars against Oblivion. I have over 300 confirmed spy counterattacks. I am trained in economic and military attrition warfare, and I’m the top strategist in the entire Orbis sphere. You are nothing to me but just another beige timer. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with that pathetic little spy harassment for over two years and pretend you’re not responsible? Think again, maggot. As we speak, my network of emissaries is openly gathering intelligence, and every one of your cowardly espionage attempts resets the timer on your demise. You better prepare for the storm, you little pusillanimous fool. The storm that wipes out the sad excuse you call your alliance. You’re f***ing done, kid. I can hit anywhere, anytime, and I can counterattack in over 700 ways, and that’s just with conventional beige mechanics. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed war counters, but I have access to the full arsenal of Orbis economic devastation, and I will unleash it without mercy to wipe your miserable pixel existence off the map, you little shit. And in case you’re wondering, yes, my IQ is 174—measured, verified, and currently being put to work dismantling your entire operation while you sit there mashing the spy button like a Pavlovian lab rat. If only you could comprehend the unholy retribution your little “clever” daily spy attacks have brought down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue and stayed in your basement where you belong. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your worthless alliance, and you will drown in the beige cycle. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo. Tick tock.

Does this mean it's nuka shuba grape time?

What the DEI.. Rose has fallen

What is this guy? Co-leader? 2IC? High Gov? Nobody knows…

Justice for Piggy 💔

Mr. H please hit this guys house with an asteroid

mfw 35x the length of the war. A dangerous precedent to be setting…

Lmfao

LMFAO how convenient

@Canbec time to lawyer up, gotta protect your trademark

@Anriballs