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After many, many rounds of golf (and many more drinks consumed in the clubhouse afterwards), the executive leaderships of The Syndicate and Alpha have been able to reach a mutually beneficial arrangement, detailed in the below contract:

 
 
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Alpha - The Syndicate Contract
 
 
Preamble
In the interest of the enhancement of their respective market shares and mutually profitable business, the signatories of this document commit to this pact, as set out by the following articles.
 
Article 1. Business Intelligence
Both signatories commit themselves to sharing any information or data relevant to the security and positioning of one another on the global market.
 
Article 2. Risk Mitigation
Both parties enter this agreement with the objective of mitigating any threats posed by external risks. Should either party find itself under attack by third parties, its counterpart is henceforth obligated to allocate its military resources in protection of the attacked party.
 
Article 3. Joint Ventures
Upon placing their signature, parties are encouraged but not obligated to enter in joint ventures geared towards engaging in proactive philanthropy concerning foreign entities.
 
Article 4. Stakeholder Management
Should either party engage in unprofitable ventures as a direct result of conflicting interests with a stakeholder not represented in this document, Article 3 will apply.
 
Article 5. Termination of Contract 
Either party may terminate this contract. In such an event, 72 hours notice is to be given.
 
Signed for The Syndicate
 
Board of Directors
Jessica Rabbit, Director of Accounting
Roy Mustang, Director of Human Resources
Boony, Director of Acquisitions
Partisan, Director of Marketing
 
Supervisory Committee
Aleccs, Supervisor of Accounting
Flame of the Flawed, Supervisor of Human Resources
Zed, Supervisor of Acquisitions
Tim Armstrong, Supervisor of Marketing
 
Consultants
Manthrax
Tsar Nicholas II
 
Signed for Alpha
 

Placentica, Driver

James II, Hybrid

Greatnate, Iron

Hope Solo, Iron

 

 

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!@#$ the wind

 

o/ the Clubhouse

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This is part of a long con towards getting Rose and t$ to date again, isn't it? You sneaky dogs, you.

 

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Congratulations to you both! :)

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Well, I am very happy to receive the news that our weekly golf trips will be comped now.

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After many, many rounds of golf (and many more drinks consumed in the clubhouse afterwards), the executive leaderships of The Syndicate and Alpha have been able to reach a mutually beneficial arrangement, detailed in the below contract:

 

 

 

       K01a15M.jpgFg33sbY.jpg

 

Alpha - The Syndicate Contract

 

 

Preamble

In the interest of the enhancement of their respective market shares and mutually profitable business, the signatories of this document commit to this pact, as set out by the following articles.

 

Article 1. Business Intelligence

Both signatories commit themselves to sharing any information or data relevant to the security and positioning of one another on the global market.

 

Article 2. Risk Mitigation

Both parties enter this agreement with the objective of mitigating any threats posed by external risks. Should either party find itself under attack by third parties, its counterpart is henceforth obligated to allocate its military resources in protection of the attacked party.

 

Article 3. Joint Ventures

Upon placing their signature, parties are encouraged but not obligated to enter in joint ventures geared towards engaging in proactive philanthropy concerning foreign entities.

 

Article 4. Stakeholder Management

Should either party engage in unprofitable ventures as a direct result of conflicting interests with a stakeholder not represented in this document, Article 3 will apply.

 

Article 5. Termination of Contract 

Either party may terminate this contract. In such an event, 72 hours notice is to be given.

 

Signed for The Syndicate

 

Board of Directors

Jessica Rabbit, Director of Accounting

Roy Mustang, Director of Human Resources

Boony, Director of Acquisitions

Partisan, Director of Marketing

 

Supervisory Committee

Aleccs, Supervisor of Accounting

Flame of the Flawed, Supervisor of Human Resources

Zed, Supervisor of Acquisitions

Tim Armstrong, Supervisor of Marketing

 

Consultants

Manthrax

Tsar Nicholas II

 

Signed for Alpha

 

Placentica, Driver

James II, Hybrid

Greatnate, Iron

Hope Solo, Iron

TL;DR

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TL;DR

 

See spot.

See spot ally.

See spot agree to mutual defense.

See spot reserve optional aggression.

See spot be able to cancel in 72 hours.

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Gratz guys!

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Now we're allied to two horrible alliances. 

 

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Every big happy family has a grumpy uncle. ^_^
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Now we're allied to two horrible alliances.

 

I'm so glad 2012 Pre is back, get some more boxxy .gifs please.

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This is part of a long con towards getting Rose and t$ to date again, isn't it? You sneaky dogs, you.

 

giphy.gif

 

Congratulations to you both! :)

Date me

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Everyone gives so little !@#$ about this war that treaties are being signed. I love it.

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Congratulations to Alpha and Syndicate, condolences to Rose.

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Now we're allied to two horrible alliances.

 

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You're allied to Cuzo

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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You're allied to Cuzo

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

He's allied to Cuzo

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