Popular Post Dwynn Posted April 3, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2015 The following is a communication from Chief Justice Micheal Malone. Greetings Citizens, There comes a time, when a light must be shone upon the dark corners of Orbis. When transactions that happen in the shadows, and muggings that happen in the alleys need to be brought to the light of day to show their true grisly nature. That time is now. I was on a brief respite among the nations of Orbis, a sight seeing adventure in a manner of speaking. During my travels, I happened upon a scenario that was unwelcomed. I was accosted by three bucaneering individuals. They seemed to think the Chief Justice an easy prey as I was on tour and not in full Judge uniform. Needless to say, a quick reminder was necessary and they scooted along their way. However, as one was departing, he began hollaring at me. Below is a transcript of our repartee. <Seppo> Real !@#$ move to give me no time to peace out when you send -.- <Seppo> We literally have 1 law, accept peace when it's sent. So it would have been accepted when I woke up. <Malone[mobile]> Are you really !@#$ing that a raid target hit you back? <Seppo> Going to !@#$ that you send peace and don't even wait for someone sleeping to log in again before missiling <Seppo> When you know you'll get peace anyhow. <Seppo> Real !@#$ move if there ever was one. <Malone[mobile]> So is 3v1 raiding. <Seppo> Not really, send a peace poof <Seppo> All 3 gone <Seppo> How is that a !@#$ move? <Malone[mobile]> You raided, quit your crying! <Seppo> Meh, at least I have manners when I do. <Seppo> Like, giving a sleeping person time to accept a peace. <Seppo> Or you expect me to accept that peace you sent me at 4am? <Malone[mobile]> No, I expected not to be raided. Can you believe the nerve of me?¿ <Seppo> That is kind of silly really when in a 1 man alliance. <Malone[mobile]> Which is protected, clearly. <Seppo> Still silly. <Seppo> And like I said, 3 peace proposals and you would have had your peace before anything else. <Seppo> We at least have manners. <Malone[mobile]> I'll enjoy sharing this story, thanks :-) <Seppo> You're welcome o/ <Seppo> How dare I expect manners in return and someone to actually wait a few hours for someone to wake up o/ <Seppo> Not like I have ever done that before. <Malone[mobile]> How dare you expect manners from someone you just robbed. Gtfo of here, Lol! <Seppo> To be quite honest <Seppo> 99% of the people we rob have manners. Moral of the story? Don't raid people who have missiles. Also, the rest of Orbis needs to apparently learn to fight back and make it unprofitable for these people. Be well Citizens. This ends the communication from the Chief Justice. tl;dr - Don't raid people with missiles. Don't cry about it afterwards if you do. Fight back against raiders, don't let them politely mug you! What is this? England? 14 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 I support this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfeiffer Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 I support the Chief Justice. Now we just need to see Justice Prefontaine suit up. Quote ☾☆ Chairman Emeritus of Mensa HQ ☾☆ "It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context. It's about fish-ing, the act of fishing itself." -Jack O'Neill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Absolutely no mercy for raiders. Send a Goddamn message. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ayayay Posted April 3, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2015 <Malone[mobile]> How dare you expect manners from someone you just robbed. Gtfo of here, Lol! <Seppo> To be quite honest <Seppo> 99% of the people we rob have manners. My sides 7 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 lol fun logs to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Now why didn't you do this when everybody was raiding GPA, who had missiles? Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Now why didn't you do this when everybody was raiding GPA, who had missiles? Are you aware of the difference between a raid and a war? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Ryan Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Malone seems to make sense here, not sure why there was any disconnect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Raiding in and of itself isn't so bad. It's those !@#$s that don't understand not to raid members of an alliance that annoy me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted April 3, 2015 Author Share Posted April 3, 2015 Raiding in and of itself isn't so bad. It's those !@#$s that don't understand not to raid members of an alliance that annoy me. I don't have a problem with raiders. I used to be one, and probably still would be if I was low enough. I have a problem with twatstickers like Seppo who have the audacity to raid, then !@#$ when it turns out bad for them. That's a risk to raiding. Either accept the risk and face the lumps when the target throws back, or gtfo. 1 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 I'll raid you Malone. A raid of love. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Too soft to be a pirate. Hope they teach him a lesson, else it'll have to come from more instructors like Malone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted April 3, 2015 Author Share Posted April 3, 2015 Too soft to be a pirate. Hope they teach him a lesson, else it'll have to come from more instructors like Malone. I heard Justice Department is recruiting! Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Yeah man you raid, you take your chances 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Thank you, Judge. o/ Justice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 O/ Malone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 If it makes you feel better, I got accused of being a bully like 2 days ago when some clown tried to raid 3 of my members, and we are now tearing him to shreds. ... you attacked my alliance, not the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Raiding is a risk. If you can't accept the risk don't raid. Rule #1 in raiding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Raiding is a risk. If you can't accept the risk don't raid. Rule #1 in raiding. Yeah, pretty much like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshelton4 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 He expected you to just let him walk away with the money he took? He also acts like he didn't sucker punch you first with two of his friends. Overall that's some weak shit coming from that Arrgh camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 He expected you to just let him walk away with the money he took? He also acts like he didn't sucker punch you first with two of his friends. Overall that's some weak !@#$ coming from that Arrgh camp I'd just like to point out that Seppo does not speak for Arrgh as a whole 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) He expected you to just let him walk away with the money he took? He also acts like he didn't sucker punch you first with two of his friends. Overall that's some weak !@#$ coming from that Arrgh camp On that note you need to update your profile, Genius Corps is fast approaching a year since it was disbanded due to the color bonus scheme changing. Edited April 4, 2015 by Clarke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) On that note you need to update your profile, Genius Corps is fast approaching a year since it was disbanded due to the color bonus scheme changing.Why must the best alliances always die so young?I'll never forget you Genius Corp. Edited April 4, 2015 by TheNG 2 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshelton4 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 On that note you need to update your profile, Genius Corps is fast approaching a year since it was disbanded due to the color bonus scheme changing. Nah bro GC 4 Lyfe. But actually though I'll get on that haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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