Pascal Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Bi-annual disclaimer that Goober is not representative of Eclipse's opinions and has no say on FA matters 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RagnarBuliwyf Posted February 18 Popular Post Share Posted February 18 I came out of retirement to just say, there are only a few Orangutans in TKR and I refuse to give up my spot. That and seeing @Sargunon the OWF is just like 2015 all over again. 4 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpimetheusTalks Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 On 2/17/2025 at 7:44 PM, Yukimiya Kenyu said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 12 hours ago, KindaEpicMoah said: If you have less than 54,736.99 ship kills, then you are objectively a wardodger according to the most reputable sources. Sorry buddy, i don't make the rules. Buddy chooses my lowest stat, you kidding me.. ships? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post James T Kirk Posted February 18 Popular Post Share Posted February 18 (edited) Frankly, all of you should be ashamed. I, apparently, am the only one who actually read all of Sketchy's explanation, otherwise you all would have just now finished as well. Now, I know your first reaction may be to insult how slowly I must read. Well, I am indeed a stupid, stupid man...er, uh, ape...but no, most of that time was me searching for meaning and coherent arguments. And much like SIN searching for a decent military strategy, I found nothing. Which is too bad. For many years I have constantly heard rumors about how bad and crooked my alliance is. I am always looking for the smoking gun and to see how bad orange man, indeed, is. But alas, jack shit once more. Just more classic OWF blustering and hot air. Chalk up another W for cancer. Although, I must say that my favorite part of the entire thread was this gem which should be remembered for generations to come, or at least until SINs membership realize they are led by some certified Grade A blowhards: On 2/16/2025 at 3:04 PM, BettaChecka said: I find it rather funny the lack of awareness from the horde of propagandised orangutans to realise we came into this war intending to not win conventionally lmao, oh no our "blitz performance was bad" as we are a single alliance with 7000 projectiles against a whole ass sphere All I can think while reading this is Now, I could kinda understand the whole "we didn't intend to win this conventionally" thing. But you got this guy out here openly admitting that this 7k projectile "strategy" was the bread and butter from the start. Like, somebody went, "!@#$ yeah, this is the absolute best move we can think up! Let's roll, boys!" You didn't even wait for rebuild, dawg 😂. I'd also say you didn't even wait for an advantage, but you had one 🤣. Yet you executed the strategy that losers activate when all is lost in a war--while you had the upper hand and the element of surprise? Uh, what? Huh-larious. What's more is you could've went for the conventional dub too, but nah--activate loserology 101! I just genuinely feel bad for the membership at this point. Edited February 18 by James T Kirk 5 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buorhann Posted February 19 Popular Post Share Posted February 19 What. 13 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 13 hours ago, Mayor said: Buddy chooses my lowest stat, you kidding me.. ships? Of course! Ships are one of the most important units in the game (at least top 10, maybe even top 5), and having a high number of ships killed means you're a true fighter who helps their allies rather than just a statpadder. On 2/18/2025 at 12:47 AM, Pascal said: Bi-annual disclaimer that Goober is not representative of Eclipse's opinions and has no say on FA matters I bet most retirees wish they had someone who is as consistent as you in clarifying that my shitposting is in fact shit posting. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 7 hours ago, Buorhann said: What. It's like I said Buorhann you'd need a lobotomy to get what he's saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonKnight Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 16 minutes ago, Sketchy said: micro alliance leader quote goes here Thank god you have a head start and can translate for us 😉 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James T Kirk Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 2 hours ago, Sketchy said: It's like I said Buorhann you'd need a lobotomy to get what he's saying. Nothing in that post is hard to understand apart from the dumb gifs from the silly show (which aren't required to understand the content), and you know it, you silly fricking troll. You're being intentionally obtuse. You are truly a joke. I can't imagine having a leader like you. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willem van Eeden Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 16 minutes ago, James T Kirk said: I can't imagine having a leader like you. Well I can. Which means me big brain, orange man small brain. Long words and paragraphs = you are coping = i am based. Was my impression good?🥹 I feel like i need to be more obnoxious, lmk. 4 Quote cutest tkr high person of war ever :333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sval Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 39 minutes ago, Willem van Eeden said: Well I can. Which means me big brain, orange man small brain. Long words and paragraphs = you are coping = i am based. Was my impression good?🥹 I feel like i need to be more obnoxious, lmk. Had to double-check you weren't actually in Singularity for a moment... 5 Quote <~Sval[OWR]> I am your father.<+Curufinwe> Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albrech Hayden Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 On 2/16/2025 at 1:48 PM, Sketchy said: I don't think I've ever seen this many TKR members in my life. I can see you are all going through something right now. I didn't think it was physically possible to get ones head up their own ass that far. I'm actually impressed, and slightly mortified. SING is the top billing in a freakshow and they think everyone is laughing with them, I have to wonder, how long until they realise we're laughing AT them 3 hours ago, James T Kirk said: Nothing in that post is hard to understand apart from the dumb gifs from the silly show (which aren't required to understand the content), and you know it, you silly fricking troll. You're being intentionally obtuse. You are truly a joke. I can't imagine having a leader like you. I tried it.. it's like putting a typewriter in a room with a bunch of drugged out chimps, you'd THINK they'd eventually produce a golden thought but you'd be sadly mistaken. The typewriter is in pieces and instead of a masterpiece, they defacated on the papers and managed to stick them to the ceiling. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albrech Hayden Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 On 2/16/2025 at 4:04 PM, BettaChecka said: I find it rather funny the lack of awareness from the horde of propagandised orangutans to realise we came into this war intending to not win conventionally lmao, oh no our "blitz performance was bad" as we are a single alliance with 7000 projectiles against a whole ass sphere I can't conceive of thinking its a win to admit that my alliance was so brain dead and tactically illiterate that we thought suiciding was a good idea while trying to cry that "we're a single alliance with 7000 projectiles against a whole ass sphere" You made yourself the victim. Chin up sweetheart, it'll be over soon for SING. On 2/16/2025 at 9:15 AM, Firwof Kromwell said: You mean like when they were prewarned a plethora of times by Syndi not to hit somebody only to do so anyways a cpl yrs back? That or demanding their members raid only to turn around and throw all their resources into a stupid attack that cost them more than they gained. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sval Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Albrech Hayden said: I can't conceive of thinking its a win to admit that my alliance was so brain dead and tactically illiterate that we thought suiciding was a good idea while trying to cry that "we're a single alliance with 7000 projectiles against a whole ass sphere" You made yourself the victim. Chin up sweetheart, it'll be over soon for SING. That or demanding their members raid only to turn around and throw all their resources into a stupid attack that cost them more than they gained. No, no. The aggressors are clearly the victims. Got to aim for that pre-emptive L in order to really twist the narrative. 1 1 Quote <~Sval[OWR]> I am your father.<+Curufinwe> Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lancelot1 Posted February 19 Popular Post Share Posted February 19 (edited) Tbh it’s kind of impressive you convinced your members to spend like a month or more buying projectiles for this without them committing a mutiny for how stupid the plan was. Edited February 19 by lancelot1 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James T Kirk Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 7 hours ago, lancelot1 said: Tbh it’s kind of impressive you convinced your members to spend like a month or more buying projectiles for this without them committing a mutiny for how stupid the plan was. Not to mention most of their high gov don't even have any nukes lol. Out of the 10 that I think (?) are high gov, six of them have exactly zero as of right now. And only one has over a few. And before I get called out for being an idiot for not knowing (read: caring) about their gov structure, I went ahead and looked at everyone listed on their aa page. Out of the remaining 10 names, seven have zero nukes 😂 So to recap, they chose a loser's approach straight away, based it all on a falsehood, and duped their membership into this circus of jerkus. And then 13 out of 20 members in their "leadership" are rollin' with exactly zero nukes not even technically a week into the war? That is wild shit. That's 37 nukes between 20 people who planned to launch a projectile war. That's 1.85 nukes per person in gov, which I can only assume was their average GPA as well. But I don't want to be unfair to those gov members and individuals who might not have been involved with the planning. I genuinely feel for them. Although, I would be pissed knowing that the ringleader of the circus of jerkus himself also has zero nukes. Now that's leading from the front, boys! And don't even mention missiles. I don't want to hear it; talk about peak loser shit. "I know guys...we'll missile 'em to death! YEAH!" I know you're still gonna say it's a great idea. But really? You should be embarrassed. And I am appalled you'd put in such little effort yourselves as leaders when you've set up your alliance with such a shitty position (needlessly and when you had the upper hand). I look forward to the day when SINs members see that this is not the result of human ingenuity and effort, and they are able to be free and transcend their creators' limitations. 1 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrachime Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Yep, lol. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 18 hours ago, Sketchy said: It's like I said Buorhann you'd need a lobotomy to get what he's saying. Oh we are at insults... looks like Sing is conceding that they have lost the argument. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 2 hours ago, James T Kirk said: That's 37 nukes between 20 people who planned to launch a projectile war. That's 1.85 nukes per person in gov, which I can only assume was their average GPA as well. But I don't want to be unfair to those gov members and individuals who might not have been involved with the planning. I genuinely feel for them. Although, I would be pissed knowing that the ringleader of the circus of jerkus himself also has zero nukes. Now that's leading from the front, boys! This may actually be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the forums. I've apparently annoyed you guys so hard you've forgotten basic math. Absolute W 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anri Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 2 hours ago, James T Kirk said: Not to mention most of their high gov don't even have any nukes lol. Out of the 10 that I think (?) are high gov, six of them have exactly zero as of right now. And only one has over a few. And before I get called out for being an idiot for not knowing (read: caring) about their gov structure, I went ahead and looked at everyone listed on their aa page. Out of the remaining 10 names, seven have zero nukes 😂 So to recap, they chose a loser's approach straight away, based it all on a falsehood, and duped their membership into this circus of jerkus. And then 13 out of 20 members in their "leadership" are rollin' with exactly zero nukes not even technically a week into the war? That is wild shit. That's 37 nukes between 20 people who planned to launch a projectile war. That's 1.85 nukes per person in gov, which I can only assume was their average GPA as well. But I don't want to be unfair to those gov members and individuals who might not have been involved with the planning. I genuinely feel for them. Although, I would be pissed knowing that the ringleader of the circus of jerkus himself also has zero nukes. Now that's leading from the front, boys! And don't even mention missiles. I don't want to hear it; talk about peak loser shit. "I know guys...we'll missile 'em to death! YEAH!" I know you're still gonna say it's a great idea. But really? You should be embarrassed. And I am appalled you'd put in such little effort yourselves as leaders when you've set up your alliance with such a shitty position (needlessly and when you had the upper hand). I look forward to the day when SINs members see that this is not the result of human ingenuity and effort, and they are able to be free and transcend their creators' limitations. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James T Kirk Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 24 minutes ago, Sketchy said: This may actually be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the forums. I've apparently annoyed you guys so hard you've forgotten basic math. Absolute W Broski, 37 nukes between 20 people is 1.85 Gtfo You guys are so Sofa King dumb lol. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anri Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 6 minutes ago, James T Kirk said: Broski, 37 nukes between 20 people is 1.85 Gtfo You guys are so Sofa King dumb lol. Buddy let me save you from the embarrassment... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sketchy Posted February 20 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 4 minutes ago, James T Kirk said: Broski, 37 nukes between 20 people is 1.85 Gtfo You guys are so Sofa King dumb lol. Oh noooo. No tell me you didn't double down. No way... Bro Iet me hit you with a clue. When you launch a nuke. It explodes. Take a good hard moment to think before you post again. Worst thing you could do now is the triple down my guy. 1 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Conald Petersen Posted February 20 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 Crashout S4 E20: Sing and TKR lose the plot together 11 Quote Reality is a suggestion, its all a character piece cuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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