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22 minutes ago, Sirius Black --George said:

 

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The following outlines the distribution plan of Strattera to EVH

Distribution Identifier

Protocol Number: 6969

Distribution Manager(s)

Lucianus

Kurdanak, Krameleon

Wasteking George

Institution

Rose

Date of Distribution

August 20th, 2024

Distribution Report

Background

After 8 months of farming, the citizens of Event Horizon (EVH) have experienced a significant decrease in cognitive function, leading to concerning political decisions. Notable decisions, such as targeting PENTA and hitting The Immortals have been documented. In response, Dr. Luci initiated a mandatory military program on August 20th, 2024, to combat their health issues. Therefore Rose will be distributing Strattera “free of charge” to the entirety of EVH. 

Objective

We aim to improve the cognitive function of EVH as a whole. Allowing them to make more sound decisions in the near future without further intervention. 

 

Distribution Design

This distribution is a multi-week controlled operation involving mandatory volunteers from EVH. The operation will assess the impact of Strattera, with the goal of improving cognitive function for participants and contributing to overall cognitive function in Orbis.

Methods

All Participants will be assigned to receive either Strattera or a generic alternative. The primary outcome measure will be to increase cognitive function, assessed weekly. Strattera does this by tackling two main health issues; Inattention and impulsivity. 

Results

The results will be meticulously documented and analyzed to determine the effectiveness of the military operation in promoting cognitive ability. Observers are encouraged to monitor the operation closely but refrain from interference.

Conclusions

The findings from this distribution will provide critical insights into the potential benefits of military operations in populations experiencing significant decreases in cognitive ability. Successful outcomes may lead to broader applications within Orbis. Please donate to Dr. Piggy to support their alliance with the financial cost they will encounter.

 

 

TLDR: Rose declares war on EVH for recent political actions  

LMFAO this is rich 

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strattera is an insane drug, i take it lmfao

shadows are all colors of the rainbow, just blocked by an object, we hide in those shadows, and we hide in those dark valleys every night and day they have a shadow in them

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3 minutes ago, Tech said:

Cap. Y'all forgot about the true Event Horizon patriots that are heroically defending their homeland from the invading homosexual alliances of !@#$, The Fighting !@#$, The Gay Horde, Black-Penis Knights, Penis Force, Sexual-assualt-gularity, among other random nanos. 

Event Horizistan shall not fall!!!! 

Fyi Oblivion's homosexual name is Oblivion.

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3 minutes ago, Tech said:

Cap. Y'all forgot about the true Event Horizon patriots that are heroically defending their homeland from the invading homosexual alliances of !@#$, The Fighting !@#$, The Gay Horde, Black-Penis Knights, Penis Force, Sexual-assualt-gularity, among other random nanos. 

Event Horizistan shall not fall!!!! 

eat shit libtard

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5 minutes ago, Tech said:

Cap. Y'all forgot about the true Event Horizon patriots that are heroically defending their homeland from the invading homosexual alliances of !@#$, The Fighting !@#$, The Gay Horde, Black-Penis Knights, Penis Force, Sexual-assualt-gularity, among other random nanos. 

Event Horizistan shall not fall!!!! 

Well, y'all know what they say about homophobes and being in the closet...

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15 minutes ago, Tech said:

Cap. Y'all forgot about the true Event Horizon patriots that are heroically defending their homeland from the invading homosexual alliances of !@#$, The Fighting !@#$, The Gay Horde, Black-Penis Knights, Penis Force, Sexual-assualt-gularity, among other random nanos. 

Event Horizistan shall not fall!!!! 

This guys a real one

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18 minutes ago, Tech said:

Cap. Y'all forgot about the true Event Horizon patriots that are heroically defending their homeland from the invading homosexual alliances of !@#$, The Fighting !@#$, The Gay Horde, Black-Penis Knights, Penis Force, Sexual-assualt-gularity, among other random nanos. 

Event Horizistan shall not fall!!!! 

actually it is opposite we value our gays and never put them in the front.

 

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I used to be funny but I took a nuke in the knee.

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1. I've been saying I should probably start taking drugs, but I was thinking like Adderall and SSRIs. Eh drugs be drugs especially if they're free.

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2 hours ago, Sirius Black --George said:

6969

Ha, nice.

3. Obligatory Rose badman. Burn the rose!

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Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon

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On 8/20/2024 at 5:39 PM, penpiko said:

The paste as plain text button in question: 

I've given up expecting it to change at this point.

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