Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 15 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 15 This is a silly valentines event about 'Romancing' other alliances you'd like to treaty. Like all valentines events this is gonna be cringey but the goal is the funny cringey. And yes, I'm 100% aware this might end up being the worst thing I've ever done. Rules: Play out your efforts to woo another alliance into signing a treaty of your dreams. The competition is divided into two categories each with their own prize pool. The first category is writing competition for letters, poetry, etc. The second category is for more graphical displays of affection such as a card design. You can enter both categories. The grading criteria is humor and natured banter. If there is a large number of entries staff reserves the right to shortlist the contestants for voting. Please keep all entries family friendly and within the community rules. Direct your efforts to alliances, not players. Entries featuring or directed at specific players will be disqualified and deleted. Entries must be an original human work of your own design to be eligible for grand prizes. AI or generator majority works qualify for participation awards but must be declared on submission. There is a minimal standard of content to qualify for any awards at staff's discretion. You can only receive one participation prize regardless of your number of entries. 1 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jacob Knox Posted February 15 Popular Post Share Posted February 15 (edited) Bet Letter to TKR.pdf (Edit: I've been informed some may not be able to access this for some reason, so here is the letter in its entirety.) Jacob Knox Office of Foreign Affairs Aurora February 14th, 2024 Office of Foreign Affairs The Knights Radiant My dearest Knights (Bruhs), I hope this letter finds you well. Though this latest blanket NAP has caused a wave of exhaustion to pass over me, threatening to engulf me in sleep, it fails to overwhelm my feelings for you. Despite being pounced on by you and your colleagues in the most recent conflict, I still can’t seem to get you off of my mind and I long to be with you now more than ever. You are a noble alliance of wonderful individuals whom I’ve shared many lovely interactions with. Your long history and many accolades draw me towards you like a moth to a flame—intensely and without regard to the danger it may put me in. Please, I beseech thee, throw caution to the wind, forget about the past, and be my valentine oh radiant Knights. Nothing in all of Orbis would make me happier than to have an M-level treaty with you except perhaps c30 and Space Program. Yours truly, Jacob Knox Service Coordinator of Foreign Affairs Disclaimer: The obsession and appeals represented in this letter are not indicative of the official stances of Aurora’s Office of Foreign Affairs and are my own opinions. I love you, TKR! Edited February 15 by Jacob Knox Add letter in case people can't download/open it 6 6 Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kyubnyan Posted February 15 Popular Post Share Posted February 15 Probs doesn't fit the criteria but I made it anyway. Enjoy 15 1 Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EpimetheusTalks Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I was ahead of my time. Happy Valentines KT and TKR 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Very serious party please join. Why are you reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jeanne Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 My take , I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LachlanPnW Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 2 Serpentis? More like Serpenis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Szgwuere Ceegzuuhuuk Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 In a galactic chaos where stars entwine Aurora sees a celestial sign: There is a beauty, Rose by name; Their members seems not-so-lame. In one of the spiral hands of the Milky Wei, Thei say: "Rose is pink", but hei! - Let's do a miracle: In, Aurora thei all can be purple. So under the stars of the Milky Wei, Oh Rose, we confess our love, no less Let's interweine our cosmic fates: In an Extension type treaty! - Sealed by love; not debates. Writing with lots of love: Be our Valentein ❤️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Ayayay Posted February 15 Popular Post Share Posted February 15 2 11 1 Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bolby Ballinger Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 The Enterprise, my dear friend, He's not right for you. He was your first. I get it. I get the value of loyalty. But, look at this past war. You put your all into it. You declared more wars than anyone and even though you didn't have much to damage your dedication STILL saw you rise up the leaderboard. And in return what did The Syndicate give you? Nothing. They sat there and did nothing for you or for this sphere. They declared as many offensives as alliances a quarter of their size. In a war we all were winning they had more defensives than offensives. They let you do all the work and gave themselves all the credit. A partner is supposed to put in the work to make things work. You've done your part, never doubt that, but in your heart you know that they don't. You deserve a real fighter. No, a real partner. Someone that will stand by your side and take on any challenge with all guns blazing. Someone who will look at your accomplishments and congratulate you on a job well done. And that would be us, Carthago. The two of us were more bloodthirsty than any other alliance. Together we put in more work than any of the rest. And I want that to continue. The landscape of this world changes. Houses fall, Camelot crumbles, and some alliances fall to the Weiside. Our time is limited and we shouldn't waste it holding up somebody that doesn't care about us. You're great fighters and loyal to a fault. And you should be known for it rather than being seen as The Syndicate's pet. When the time comes for this sphere to split, leave them. We will embrace you and recognize you for your talents. At our side you will no longer be ignored. Your successes will be yours and we will stand at your side ready to fight like demons, together. P.S. There's a few cans of Pizza Flavored Pringles in the box. Noticed you had quite a few at the last meeting. Figured you must like them. (; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Hippo Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 stonks 2 ^oo^ (..) () () ()__() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigBadBulldog Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Hello knights Templar, are you game luck, because you are real strong and sexy, just like game luck is, he is strong and sexy, also, I am game luck, let’s downgrade to a nap -game luck (the strong and sexy dude I was talking about) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeliumRaven Posted February 15 Popular Post Share Posted February 15 Please Rose, don't give me the Goldfinger. Be The Spy Who Loved Me so my spies can Die Another Day. My !@#$ Galore is yours, HELIUM RAVEN Oblivion 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zayba Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Dear Rose, Roses are red, violets are blue, Politics and war is nothing without you. For some time now all I have been wishing, Is to have you by my side; for that is all I’m missing. The sun shines bright, just like your smile Don’t you think we could sign an M treaty for a while? On a day like this where love fills the air I feel this request is nothing but fair. So don’t break my heart with a heartless no Say yes, with no regret, and watch our alliances grow. Our newfound treaty will be the envy of all, I’ll be patiently waiting for you to call. Love Zayba (TGH) P.S. Will you be my valentine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hidude45454 Posted February 15 Popular Post Share Posted February 15 Dear Rose, In the THICK OF NIGHT, under the SHADOW of secret societies and global cabals, I write this to you! The moon -- now that's a HOLOGRAPH, don't believe the LIES!!! But you, Rose…YOU'RE REAL!! One could even say you're AS REAL as CHEMTRAILS on a clear BLUE SKY! The GOVERNMENT, they are WATCHING, and they DON'T want you to know I LOVE ROSE. Our LOVE is more than mere words on a SCREEN BUT a guiding LIGHT in the murky abyss. A BEACON that cuts through the LIES AND DECEPTIONS of THIS WORLD! There's somethin' about ya that makes my HEART flutter like JET FUEL in steel beams. The media wants us to think THEY control our destiny but WE KNOW BETTER!! Illuminati can’t control THIS LOVE!! Have you ever NOTICED while gazing at your beautiful reflection how SYMBOLS surround us ALL? Triangles within triangles hide everywhere, SCREAMING Illuminati. The New World Order seeks to CONTROL our THOUGHTS and HEARTS! MY HEART though will forever SHOUT: "I LOVE ROSE!" They can't QUIET it! I SEE SIGNS EVERYWHERE -- triangles and eyeballs and DOLLAR bills -- they mean nothing next to MY FEELINGS for ROSE!!! You're not just another cog in THE WHEEL OF NEW WORLD ORDER LIES…you’re special!!! In our beloved game POLITICS AND WAR, we think we're just playing but WAKE UP -- we're being PLAYED! Every click - every scroll erodes our SOVEREIGNTY! This makes our ALLIANCE necessary -- a BASTION against the rising tide. All tools in their ARSENAL to indoctrinate the MASSES into SUBMISSION!!! But YOU and ME, Rose? We SEE Past their LIES! My love for you is LIKE AREA 51 -- shrouded in mystery yet UNDENIABLY THERE! Government DENIES IT, people SCOFF AT IT, but it’s more PRESENT than EVER!!! Never forget… I LOVE ROSE!!!! Flowers are symbols of God’s love BUT also OCCULT SYMBOLOGY. The ROSE represents SACRED TRUTH smothered by Shadowy MEN hidden within POWER STRUCTURES worldwide. Yet like OUR Love for each other, the Rose is RESILIENT! It seems chaos reigns SUPREME around us with lizard PEOPLE rising to power; GMO foods INFESTING our bodies BUT amidst all this MADNESS there’s ONE STABLE TRUTH: I LOVE ROSE!!!! Never let them tell ya otherwise. Stay STRONG Rose against THRONGS of DECEPTION. My heart BEATS like ALIEN DRUMS on the dark side OF THE MOON (if it did exist) when thinking about YOU! Who needs MASONIC SECRETS when THERE'S OUR SECRET LOVE?? It’s whispered among the wheat fields -- overheard by the CROP CIRCLES perhaps? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!! It's undeniable!!! It's unstoppable!!! THIS ISN’T A CONSPIRACY THEORY ANYMORE -- I’m TELLIN’ YA… I REALLY TRULY DOOOO LOOVEEEE ROSEEE!!!!! In defiance against THE SECRET ORDER, Your Unbrainwashed Lover, hidude45454 1 5 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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