Popular Post Leonard J Crabs Posted February 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 7, 2020 This is a message from the hospital known as aNiMaLz. I am Leonard J. Crabs Esq., AKA KrisWolfe, AKA the best Wolfe in Orbis, AKA The Wolfe of Orbis Street. If anyone is not in the know, I am the Lard Commandante of Green Protection Agency, AKA the Economic Director, AKA the Overlord of the Breadline, AKA the Communist Dictator of who gets their needs filled. I am here to speak on behalf of the Green Protection Agency today. This is a declaration of bankruptcy. While a lawyer and a CPA in real life, I unfortunately forgot to carry some 1’s in my calculations. These things happen, I am only human, don’t sue me (HAHA). I should’ve used Excel spreadsheet, I apologize, but I had a bunch of napkins that I never use and apparently napkin math is used for extremely important decisions around these parts. I first discovered the problem after I had taken out massive loans and somehow the money went DOWN the next week. It was very troubling. I asked my friend Blutarch to take a look but he, “finger quotes” said that capitalism is the death of the poor. Even though we had received a bunch of funds, somehow we were in the red, after all our ill-gotten gains, our raid gains, our passive income, all the baseball gains, and our gym gains. With a heavy heart, I, personally, and corporately, and communistically, speak for aNiMaLz and for Green Protection Agency, when I declare bankruptcy and default on the following loans: tCW / Sphinx: $7,000,000,000 Rose: $5,000,000,000 Syndicate: $3,000,000,000 Afrika Korps: $600,000,000 Some dude named Parrish: $125,000,000 We also realized that, unfortunately, the receiving of BK’s and GoG’s bank and debt forced upon us by opposing force (everyone), we believe this is in violation of white peace since we had received reps and not nothing, and therefore they are in violation of white peace. *Puts up feet on worn wood desk in front of him, pulls out a $5 cigar from 7-Eleven and lights it* Now I know you have a bunch of questions, so I will answer a few before I kick you all out of my apartment office. You, from the back, the hot lady in the red dress. “Uh, yes. So, let me get this straight. You took out a bunch of loans and then declared bankruptcy. Isn’t that called stealing?” -Oh, no, no, no. This is called Capitalism and the Free Market. Next question. The doofus with the glasses. “You can’t just say you’re filing bankruptcy” -I didn’t say it, I declared it. Aight, short stubby bald dude in the back. “Wait, how does this violate the white peace again?” -Doesn’t matter, I never recognized any of you as having the brain capacity to be diplomats anyways. CBs are stupid. Last question, tall scruffy fella in the front. Aren’t you afraid of getting cease and desist letters from these banks you’ve scammed? -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wheeze* *Waves off all new questions, pours gasoline on the desk and floor as gasps erupt from the journalists. Lights desk on fire with cigar* Let’s get this party started. We stand with NPO and all of our allies. /Signed/ KrisWolfe, Lard Commandante of Green Protection Agency Dancemasterlee, fartman and prophet of neutrality Archibald, Newbie Wrangler, Fire Starter, Fire Extinguisher, and Sleepy Boy Penultimo, Second in Command to the mighty and magnificent El Presidente! Do Not Fear Jazz, some shark Marx, the communist guy 2 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Splendid Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 You should hire a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 We can still afford tanks??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutarch Mann Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 The following is not tax advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Bear Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 goon can have little a rebuild, as a treat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Lightning Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I feel like we're going to need a lot of credits here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neodymium Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Does this mean no more 40oz Fridays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutarch Mann Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I told you to invest in gravel. You said you wouldn't. I told you that you would regret this. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khandov Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 No peace, just war - Karl Franz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM4n4pDmKcw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight k Schrute Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 If your hard up,I can send over beets for days bro? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkJohnson Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 T A A A A A A A A N N N N X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said: I told you to invest in gravel. I get my investment advice from Redmond Mann. Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Most unfortunate Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Ok boomer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurnugia Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Sad that it had to come to this Quote Opinions are my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Oh look, pactbreakers breaking more pacts. Called it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Quote Quote Wine for courage, making love to a camp follower. Tomorrow the battalion leaves for Burgundy. Wine for courage, and two hours of sleep before dawn. Thank you, thank you recruiters You've got wine and a camp follower..thank you, thank you, recruiters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grave Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 So GPA admitting to getting funds from two whole alliances who no longer intended on playing the game ? @Alex 20 minutes ago, Leonard J Crabs said: "We also realized that, unfortunately, the receiving of BK’s and GoG’s bank" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryad Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Canada2 said: So GPA admitting to getting funds from two whole alliances who no longer intended on playing the game ? @Alex edit: point C in that reply is relevant here Edited February 7, 2020 by Dryad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Canada2 said: So GPA admitting to getting funds from two whole alliances who no longer intended on playing the game ? @Alex I think those two alliances owed ANiMaLz and when they disbanded they lost all that money the were supposed to pay back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 How to become debt-free in 1 easy trick; creditors HATE him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 30 minutes ago, Leonard J Crabs said: Snip Everybody now is getting punished for your financial decisions? I knew you all would make up some reason to break neutrality. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I've been voted out of office, good luck. 1 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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