Popular Post Leo Posted February 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2018 They awoke to a lit beacon atop the mountain, it could only mean one thing....war! The members of IQ started running with their tails between their legs at the site of Prefondue and his merry band of whales trailblazing through their cities, leaving the distinct footprint of a Hippo in each and every one. Once they realised continuing to counter Prefoundation lead to nothing but blubber and an increasing $20b+ black hole they decided to regroup and take out their frustrations on an alliance under the protection of their Overlord Roqster in an attempt to gain some positive publicity and war stats. Unfortunately for them said alliance had just gotten out of another blitz & dogpile and had hardly rebuilt, luckily for that alliance they will gain more than they lose. That seems to be a common occurrence with these masterminds, the Roqster wheel keeps landing on the same strategy. Let's go over it: Find a target that isnt stagnating the political landscape Gather everyone you can Declare on them an hour between a turn change Don't focus air, that's the worst unit! Sit back and relax, the dogpile was victorious! Wait for Ripper to post the net gains/losses from the war Scream in terror and ask the Overlord, what do we continue to do wrong? U do not know da wae is Roqster's response each time. So let this be a lesson to all nations, don't utilise aircraft, don't worry about double-buys and most importantly, don't beg for peace 5 minutes after you declare war(See below). Give thanks to Orange Defence Network when you spot a member of theirs, a year of nothingness leads to nothingness. If only every alliance followed suit, we may bring this NationSim to an end sooner. Assassin Order hereby recognises The Inquisition (and Dragonstone)'s blitz as an act of war and will react accordingly. Lets make that $20b hole a solid $50b Assassins. This would of been posted sooner but Fortnite is much more interesting that this. 28 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) 407 Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) Edited February 21, 2018 by Zygon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verin Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 son of a... thats it i'm freakin ghosting, tired of my alliance being the only one to not get our cherry popped this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Here's to hoping for more than 1 round and some extended fun for a change. We Are Assassins. 1 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canter Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 My table is yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thantos Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Understandable, have a nice day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Neat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest San Fortunado Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 So, is this a joke or a shitty meme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) Good luck in your battles, Assassinos! Edited February 21, 2018 by Holton 5 1 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canter Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Fien Zinfi said: So, is this a joke or a shitty meme? That would be our alliance. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 All things come full circle eventually. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinimac Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Have fun guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 That phone needs to be charged. Just like TKR leadership. Especially @Kayser 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 ...who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I'm sure this puts IQ in a awkward position. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, Redarmy said: I'm sure this puts IQ in a awkward position. IQ will always be in an awkward position because of the greatest political mind in @Roquentin being the head and idiots like @Kayser trying to keep up. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Well good luck AOI didn't expect you to be back having fun so soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Alexio15 said: Well good luck AOI didn't expect you to be back having fun so soon A month of peace is waaay too long. It's good to get out more. Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 IQ will perish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 A visual aid if anyone doesn’t understand what’s going on. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheNG Posted February 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Kastor said: A visual aid if anyone doesn’t understand what’s going on. In case Kastor's is too confusing, I've made my own: 8 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rozalia Posted February 21, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2018 Doesn't he realise that he is talking to Lordship? Just because he calls himself Kastor doesn't mean it is actually Kastor. Look at the Avatar! It's clearly Lordship. That devious Lordship. Tricking his own subordinates into thinking there can be no peace. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Wait... AO is protecting NPO? 2 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan (Uzume) Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Redarmy said: Wait... AO is protecting NPO? NPO won't have to protect AO this way, only vice versa. Genius move btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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