Popular Post Prefonteen Posted April 16, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) They say a man's home is his safe haven. His resting place. It is where his heart resides and where is life is rooted. A man's home is a very fragment of his soul. Imagine losing that. Consider the impact such a loss would have on your world. Your life. The very foundation of everything you have ripped from under you. Would you be able to stand? Private Joe Stupid's home is a broken home. Ravaged by the relentless Zodiac navy while he was off serving his country. It is disheartening to see the intense pain in the eyes of a defeated man. A man who swore to protect his alliance, for his nation, but while doing so... could not protect his own. It is tragic, to say the least. But every tragedy has a silver lining. When you need it most, a good samaritan may stand up and extend his hand. These men and women- who selflessly sacrifice their own for the sake of another- these men and women provide hope. Hope that the bright light they radiate may yet spread to those around them, and then spread again. Until a gracious wildfire of selflessness brings heaven on earth. Hogwarts wishes to ignite the spark to this blaze of beauty. Because it knows the struggle. Because it cares. And so we are proud to present: Joe's Stupid Fundraiser. Over the coming days, Hogwarts volunteers will visit well-off Valkyrie neighborhoods to collect donations for the Stupid relief fund. Samaritans not residing in the Valkyrie neighborhoods may make their donations directly to the Hogwarts bank. Be part of the light. Give generously. Help Joe. Edited April 16, 2017 by Partisan 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkiri Arch Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I will give him everything I own. Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I hope Valkyrie gives generously to this noble cause! Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I mean, I'll always be happy to see Ibrahim get rolled. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Mannax Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 We offer nudes instead. And expect more nudes in return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) I mean, I'll always be happy to see Ibrahim get rolled. Joehu Akbar! Edited April 16, 2017 by Nemesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskers Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 *hands over $1,000,000,000* Hopefully they don't fin out it is fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 We offer nudes instead. And expect more nudes in return. Would we be allowed to sell these nudes to accumulate cash for a small communal Garden in Joe's community? It is therapeutic, I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ayayay Posted April 17, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2017 Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. 9 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Hey, the fundraiser isn't stupid at all. Joe really does need the help. >: ( Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. jesus youre my new favourite poster. Where did you get that from?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Hey, the fundraiser isn't stupid at all. Joe really does need the help. >: ( No one disputes it was. Joe was a hero. (Money) FOR JOE! Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Partisan can we DoW on NPO with the victory condition that greatkitteh is never allowed to post on the OWF again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Partisan can we DoW on NPO with the victory condition that greatkitteh is never allowed to post on the OWF again? Hogwarts cant hit anyone in NPO anyways, and the way tkr is going, it wont make NPO give concessions soon Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Partisan can we DoW on NPO with the victory condition that greatkitteh is never allowed to post on the OWF again? Please do, it's like greatkitteh's in a spam competition, one where (s)he ignores replies to their bullshit and then spews new slightly grosser bullshit. Hogwarts cant hit anyone in NPO anyways, and the way tkr is going, it wont make NPO give concessions soon I mean to be fair, almost half of TKR can't hit NPO either. It's hard to damage something that far below you in any way, and in the mid tier, you highly outnumber people, so obviously you're winning there, for now. I can't tell if your banter lacks knowledge of elementary warfare or if you are in some sort of doublethink where you ignore all premises of what you actually say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 No one disputes it was. Joe was a hero. (Money) FOR JOE! Ya but the topic says it is. Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Who is joe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) Ya but the topic says it is.Then the real stupid one is whoever made the title. (MONEY) FOR JOE! Please do, it's like greatkitteh's in a spam competition, one where (s)he ignores replies to their bullshit and then spews new slightly grosser bullshit. Trying to win 2017 ; yes. Edited April 17, 2017 by greatkitteh Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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