Popular Post Holton Posted March 15, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2017 The tensions at our school have finally come to a head. The House of Slytherin has made its long-anticipated move against the other houses, beginning with their most bitter rival - Themselves. The purging of the unpure blood within their own House has begun. The muggle-born Ace was an unpopular choice when first admitted to Slytherin. He lacked the cunning and the tenacity that is so often found there and fell behind in his studies and social life as a result. The Dark Lord Partisan is now scapegoating poor Ace's lineage as the cause for his lack of success. In an interview with the Dark Lord he was quoted as saying "I hate mudbloods." when asked about Ace "They will be the downfall of Slytherin and cause the collapse of all wizardry! They will be purged!" Late yesterday afternoon, the battle begun in earnest. Pictured: Death Eaters, loyal only to the Dark Lord, begin assaulting Hogwarts itself in order to purge Ace. The Death Eaters, faithful servants of the Dark Lord, began their assault upon Hogwarts with Ace inside. The other students either fled or hid, unwilling or unable to stand up for their fellow student. These are a few pictures of the events thusfar: Pictured: Ace's troops watch as the magical barriers protecting the school begin to crumble. Ace's defenses begin to fail in earnest. This battle has not gone without innocent lives lost. As Hogwarts bleeds, so too do all of us. The blood spilt this week will not be soon forgotten as reportedly one couple that valiantly died defending Ace have a recently newborn child that will now go through life never knowing their parents. Saddening, to say the least. But now for some juicy stats! Ace has lost a total of: 5,434.6 infrastructure (almost $200,000,000 worth of infra at that level) $45,886,272.40 in monetary losses 161 score All in the first wave of attacks. That's a lot but for some perspective: Ace still has almost 81,000 infrastructure after his losses. Always fun to watch whale hunting! Shame on Dark Lord Partisan and his cronies, attacking innocents and making orphans! 8 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ace have a recently newborn child that will now go through life never knowing their parents. Dibbs. Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 HARRY POTTER SPOILERS Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Really wish they'd hurry up, at this rate we'll never have our exams on time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Finally, an alliance that does the right thing when it comes to ace. O/ HW Death to ace Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Warpool Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 All hail Salazar 'Partisan' Slytherin! Too long has there been mudblood scum, filthying up our corridors! Too long have they wandered around freely! But no longer! Today (yesterday) we have started the purge of those unworthy of the magical arts on behalf of our fearless leader Salazar! Consider this a warning, if we are this harsh on our own kind imagine how we treat you mere muggle! Hail Salazar the savior of purity in the wizarding world! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) Guys, one thing that needs to be cleared up! Ace was not chosen to our House like the rest of us. (I applogize for the spelling, Tywin will be around later to sort it out. ) He put on a !@#$ baseball cap and shouted Slytherin like a !@#$ Potato. Just because he adimire those of pure blood, high intelligence and cunning. Now, When I started my first year at Hogwarts I was chosen by THE !@#$ SORTING HAT. like you're suposed to. My dad was a wizard, his dad and his dad too. Same for my mother. Im a !@#$ pureblood. That means something to me, to Slytherin house. To our Head of House. Partisan. And my fellow Slytherins: Warp and Tywin. And unlike some (Ace), we realized that our blood isnt just a privilage, its an expectation. We knew we needed to be better! Better than mudbloods, Filthy blood traitors, and WORST off all Imposters. So we started a studygroup, we'd work weekends, spend countless evenings in Partisans office discussing spells, History, potions, even !@#$ Divination! (Partisan is really good at divination!) Soon all Slytherins was working their asses off! Even Keegoz contributed! When the next years came in, we started helping them too! Giving them spare equipment if they dint have any or teaching them all we could so they could meet the standards set, not by the School, But by our legacy! And through all of this, who was nowhere to be seen? Who spent his free time consorting with muggles and goblins? ACE. Now after he got like 1 O.W.L.?! we got sick and tired of him disgracing the name of Slytherin! NOW HE BURNS! For There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it. We are Strong and he is Weak! The power is ours now! The time of Slytherin is upon Hogwarts! Ole out! Edited March 15, 2017 by Ole 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Donald America offers sanctuary to Ace from the Mexican Wizards and has issued an executive order ordering the deportation of all illegal wizards in America. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Donald America offers sanctuary to Ace from the Mexican Wizards and has issued an executive order ordering the deportation of all illegal wizards in America. This made me actually laugh because I read it in his voice. Amazing. Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Ace need to add "2017-03-14 #PrayforAce" in his nation page 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilac Veritas Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Even Keegoz contributed! AMAZING Quote As you sow, so shall you reap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Is Ace ok, though? Is it possible that something serious irl happened and he's been unable to log in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Is Ace ok, though? Is it possible that something serious irl happened and he's been unable to log in? Hard to tell, we kinda expected the hits to wake him from activity with the game sending out an email. No such luck. Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Hard to tell, we kinda expected the hits to wake him from activity with the game sending out an email. No such luck. Open-Ace-Season and raid him all the way down til he comes back or deletes. Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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