Prefontaine Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Lets take a little count how the epic battle is going. Losses for Dr​edd Cash: 1,218,049.09 Infra: 1,533.12 Troops: 197,382 Tanks: 5,089 Planes: 890 Ships: 0 Losses for Evil Doers Cash: 2,970,004.33 Infra: 1,346.14 Troops: 377,887 Tanks: 15,082 Planes: 1,071 Ships: 32 Damage difference: Cash: 1,751,955.24 Infra: 186.98 Troops: 180,505 Tanks: 9,993 Planes: 181 Ships: 32 Considering the infra I've lost is less expensive than the infra they've lost, with how close the number currently is I'll mark that up as a win too. Edited May 7, 2015 by Judge Dredd 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 If that is how victories were measured then Nazi Germany would have beat the Soviet Union in WWII. The USSR lost millions in the fight against Germany but were undoubtedly the ultimate victors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 A little too early for the fat lady to be singing. 1 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Cue the weiner size arguments. Edited May 7, 2015 by Hodor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 A little too early for the fat lady to be singing. Where did I say the fight's over? You're the one who said I was out. I said I wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Did you count the resource use on the missles too, Pref? 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Did you count the resource use on the missles too, Pref? He miscalculated the fact that pirates aren't pixel huggers Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He miscalculated the fact that pirates aren't pixel huggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 No Zapp, you counted him out. If he's out, then that means y'all are out too. I think that's the point he's trying to make. But hey, don't let me rain on your little shindig. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Prefontaine Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Did you count the resource use on the missles too, Pref? I've not counted resources at all. I think I've launched 3, I think they maybe launch 5? Not paying much attention to that. Missiles that hit me don't bother me none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Go get em Malone. Backing you 100% on this -- tired of Arrgh's shit to be honest. Selling protectorates and doing nothing when they are attacked. Pathetic really. Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 527263 The following is a communication from Chief Justice Micheal Malone. Citizens of Orbis, As you are well aware, the Justice Department has been engaged in conflict against piracy and extortion. After engaging with the enemy, leadership from Rose engaged in a war upon Justice. After troops from the alliance Rose set foot and began their invasion in the nation of Olympia, they let fly publicly that they had intended to invade and had been planning on doing so for a while. Needless to say, when a government member of an alliance admits to such actions, it is a bit of a shock. When approached about their breach of sovereignty, the leader of Rose let the members loose to face the consequences of their actions. Recently, however, another member of Rose has approached me via query. Instead of paraphrasing, I will simply relay the transcriptions with the highlighting that it requires. ### Log session started at Fri May 8 16:53:24 2015 ###[16:53:24] Common channels for Foxes [[email protected]]: %#politicsandwar, #terminusest, @#rose, +#dutcheastindiaco[16:53:24] <Foxes> Sweet Malone[20:28:58] <Malone> sweet what?[20:30:26] <Foxes> Tell me about your data scrapper [20:30:39] <Malone> it parses each nation and each alliance[20:30:47] <Malone> and grabs all city improvement information[20:30:49] <Malone> once a day[20:31:13] <Foxes> I see, does SK use it?[20:31:34] <Malone> if they do they use the same tools everyone else has access to[20:32:02] <Foxes> So you use the same data scrapper that everyone else uses?[20:32:12] <Malone> I made the data scraper[20:32:17] <Malone> well the PW Tools one[20:32:22] <Malone> if there's another nobody has told me[20:32:23] <Foxes> Can I get a link to it?[20:32:28] <Malone> it's on the forums[20:32:33] <Malone> http://pw.mdlwebs.com/[20:33:44] <Foxes> I don't see a data scrapper on there[20:33:49] <Foxes> Where should I look under?[20:34:00] <Malone> what are you talking about?[20:34:10] <Foxes> For spies[20:34:17] <Malone> oh I don't do that[20:34:24] <Malone> all I have is the count at update[20:34:30] <Malone> you're looking for something else that I don't have/do[20:34:43] <Foxes> Everyone I speak to claims that[20:34:47] <Foxes> Malone has a spy scrapper[20:34:56] <Malone> well everyone you speak to is wrong[20:34:58] <Malone> lol[20:35:15] <Foxes> Malone, I am disappointed[20:35:21] <Malone> Sorry for ya[20:35:36] <Foxes> Tell me about your rivalry with Adama?[20:36:34] <Malone> Again you appear misinformed.[20:37:51] <Foxes> yawn[20:37:55] <Foxes> Are you not Michael Malone?[20:38:13] <Malone> I am not[20:38:21] <Foxes> That is the confusion[20:38:33] <Foxes> My apology [20:38:45] <Malone> I am, however, Micheal Malone[20:40:37] <Foxes> You seem to have a penchant for inadvertently making yourself despised. [20:40:49] <Foxes> I see no reason for this conversation to continue [20:41:07] <Malone> Well since you've been misinformed from the get-go, I agree.[20:41:23] <Malone> And I will happily shoulder the blame for you being misinformed.[20:41:28] <Malone> Good day.### Log session terminated at Fri May 8 20:41:31 2015 ###### Log session started at Fri May 8 20:42:42 2015 ###[20:42:42] Common channels for Foxes [[email protected]]: %#politicsandwar, #terminusest, @#rose, +#dutcheastindiaco[20:42:42] <Foxes> If you worth of respect Olympia would have been spared and I will gladly assert you lied to me in regards to the spy scrapper.[20:42:46] <Foxes> worthy*[20:42:59] <Malone> I SAID GOOD DAY!### Log session terminated at Fri May 8 20:43:01 2015 ###### Log session started at Fri May 8 20:44:12 2015 ###[20:44:12] Common channels for Foxes [[email protected]]: %#politicsandwar, #terminusest, @#rose, +#dutcheastindiaco[20:44:12] <Foxes> Again, what you can misinformed, I assert to be a difference in perspective. The denial of such a perspective is place in which only sordid men reside. [20:44:17] <Foxes> So Good Day.### Log session terminated at Fri May 8 20:45:02 2015 ### I find this line odd... yet again a member of Rose admitting that the attempted assassination of the reborn Judge Dredd was a known fact. That Rose has known about the planned assault on my alliance, but that a mere member alludes to knowing of it's happening. I am thankful for the fact that this was brought to light. Perhaps, now that the dastardly alliance has been outed, we can return to a state of peace amongst our kin. Judges can sleep peacefully knowing that Rose is simply looking out for our best interest... Citizens, the flower begins to get a stench and rot if you water it for too long. This ends the communication from the Chief Justice. tl;dr- FFS People! Stop asking me for the spy scraper. 1) I don't have one. 2) if I did I wouldn't bloody share it with a rando.- LolFoxes. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 This line of logic is amazing abc/10 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 [07:12] <%Malone> abbas ffs, I know it's not a rose conspiracy. I simply was bored [07:12] <%Malone> as I said [07:12] <%Malone> multiple times bored cause bored. Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 tl;dr - FFS People! Stop asking me for the spy scraper. 1) I don't have one. 2) if I did I wouldn't bloody share it with a rando. - LolFoxes. C'mon, I put tl;drs there for a reason. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 C'mon, I put tl;drs there for a reason. But we need to tl;dr the tl;dr's and also bump away the CU stuff :3 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Is this the thread where I !@#$ and moan about not having a spy scraper? Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) [07:12] <%Malone> abbas ffs, I know it's not a rose conspiracy. I simply was bored [07:12] <%Malone> as I said [07:12] <%Malone> multiple times bored cause bored. Edited May 9, 2015 by Belisarius 1 Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Thanks for the spy scraper, Malone. Appreciate it bud, works great 10/10. 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) Citizens of Orbis, order is being restored to your streets. Pre is pretty much done. I haven't looked at your nation yet though. A little too early for the fat lady to be singing. These criminals would lead you to believe they've defeated Judge Dredd, and that I am no more, but fear not! The pirates sought aid in hiring two nations to assassinate Dredd, but they forget that Justice does not stand alone. All of those who believe in what the Halls of Justice represent stand together, thus backup was given to handle the assassins sent while the judges mop up the criminals. Though damage was done, Justice is prevailing. Keep hope citizens of Orbis, the Justice Department is watching over you. Perhaps it's time for that fat lady you're a fan of, Zapp? The pirates seem to be needing some songs. (SK is the hot blonde) Edited May 9, 2015 by Judge Dredd 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Ayy I did more infra damage Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Ayy I did more infra damage Ayy I did more expensive infra damage. WE BOTH WIN?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) Arrgh, more white on black violence in the name of justice, I see how it is Justice need more violence to proclaim justice....especially security... Although the arrgh alliance right now is more like a mercenary since they made too many non-aggression agreement with others which minimize their aggressiveness. Edited May 9, 2015 by Arthur James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Thanks to this thread, I've been watching both Dredd movies. 2 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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