Popular Post Alan Posted February 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) The sands on the beaches of Greece are the finest in the world, white and pure they stretch for miles, a good place to stretch out and enjoy the sun… “You know these beaches are made from parrotfish poop you know” Jack remarked. Alan and Dusty sigh. Jack was a fountain of knowledge and wisdom. A good replacement for the methodical merchanting of Nokia. Nokia had recently left the Coal Mines in search of good business. Messages from him sometimes wash up on the shores of Greece. When examined, only the words “Nothing interesting happens” are seen. “Yeah they don’t have sands like this in Jerusalem. The sands there are yellow or orange. You know the clay actually…” “Hush Jack.” Dusty chided. “Alan is here only a few times a year. No need to put him into a deluge of facts.” “Matter of fact,” Alan replied, “I’m getting pretty hungry. Some good food would do nicely instead of the slop they serve on the ship. Where can we find a good place to eat, Dusty?” They passed by. Shop by shop, they had all sorts of fine delicacies. Gyros, Kataifi, Schrute, Saganaki, Tzatziki, Pastitsio; the foods and their aromas filled the air to create a concafany of bliss. “Hang on,” Dusty exclaimed, “I’ve never seen this vendor before.” The trio pondered at the interesting food laid out before them. “Pantzaria!” exclaimed the vendor. “It’s roasted beets with garlic! Hi, my name is Lightside. I’m not from here but we’re looking to expand our markets and try to see what the people of Greece think about our product!” The three were amazed. The food was delicious. “My friend I think you’d better come with us.” Dusty remarked. “I feel that this food would be an excellent addition to our imports.” Jack nodded in agreement. As the four began to walk again on the stone paths of Greece Alan turned back. He had to grab a second serving… TL;DR - Schrute Farms brings the beets to Greece and joins Liberty Bloc. "First we eat, then we do everything else." - M.F.K. Fischer Edited February 14, 2021 by Young Guilo 1 4 11 6 Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear ArcticExplorer Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Alas, it has finally happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Ramona Posted February 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2021 What a fall from grace. 5 9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrythonLexi Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Well... this was fast. Best of luck to y'all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arln Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Rip Schrute 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Natonito Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Farms + Coal Mines = Appalachia. Reminds me of childhood days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Kryze Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Congrats Y'all. I can't wait to work with you guys 1 Quote Your fav goth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Havgle Posted February 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2021 This has now become the worst bloc to ever exist 3 4 3 Quote "Havgle is a piece of sh*t" -probably everyone in Orbis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MinesomeMC Posted February 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, Havgle said: This has now become the worst bloc to ever exist It was already, they’re just ensuring nobody can beat them. 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, Ramona said: What a fall from grace. >implying schrute had grace 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Changeup said: >implying schrute had grace >implying all parties had grace 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingawoo Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 a meat shield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 39 minutes ago, Ramona said: What a fall from grace. Truly a shadow of its former glory. 2 Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BrythonLexi Posted February 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Wingawoo said: a meat shield Clearly a beet shield 1 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havgle Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Just now, JadenStar10 said: Truly a shadow of its former glory. A really small shadow, clearly. 1 2 1 Quote "Havgle is a piece of sh*t" -probably everyone in Orbis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) A moment of silence for these 4 for the next micro skirmish. 🙏 17 minutes ago, Changeup said: >implying schrute had grace Big if true. Edited February 14, 2021 by Ramona 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Edited February 14, 2021 by hidude45454 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSKsplick Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Micros making micro moves :serious: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRM Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 34 minutes ago, hidude45454 said: Advertising for Error 404? I already like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Orcinus Orca said: Advertising for Error 404? I already like you. You saw absolutely nothing (I reposted the gif ;-;) Edited February 14, 2021 by hidude45454 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yzard Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 1 hour ago, MinesomeMC said: >implying all parties had grace Who is grace and why does everyone have her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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