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GOONS Gazette Vol 1.5: Special War Edition!

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Even if you managed to crush GOONS, as long as we can rile you up on the forums we will always exist. 

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We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your  intentions.

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1 minute ago, Deulos said:

We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your  intentions.

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5 minutes ago, The Meat said:

I'm terribly sorry, princess. But how about you put away the teaset and your fluffy booboo, put your big girl panties on, and just accept our dominance.

I'll post this as joke as well, when GOONS die.

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Just now, Deulos said:

We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your  intentions.

@Micheal Valois

So thanks for confirming what we already know, in spite of other arfgfhd members complaining that we never "declared war" on you even though it was a raid - raiding doesn't require a declaration, added to the fact that agrfdfg isn't considered an alliance to us.

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Just now, Deulos said:

I'll post this as joke as well, when GOONS die.

OP you're too daydrunk to remember this thread tomorrow

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3 minutes ago, Deulos said:

We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your  intentions.

@Micheal Valois

arghghfghgf i got serious diarrhea from this post

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1 minute ago, Pasky Darkfire said:

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I am...I'm leaving now. Lol

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3 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

Listen. Strange blue bears lying at the bottom of the ocean distributing cannon balls is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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I like Arggh though, although these weebs keep wanting to fight; so no shortage of good targets for me anyways. Also think I said hello to Arrgh with like 15 wars in a row on them; although we get along fine now. So Arrgh are no strangers to war & don’t care. 😛

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21 minutes ago, Deulos said:

It's better than sounding like a nerdy twelve year old butting in an adult conversation. You can't even comprehend how irrelevant you are. The best thing is to shut up and learn something first.

Sucks when your super cool scary tough pirate raiding alliance gets steamrolled in under 24 hours by a month old irrelevant alliance hey.

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19 minutes ago, Of The Flies said:

Sucks when your super cool scary tough pirate raiding alliance gets steamrolled in under 24 hours by a month old irrelevant alliance hey.

Not going to check, but probably using most of those to get beiged to prevent counters after looting or just not caring about your wars as you prevent counters while they loot. So w/e

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5 minutes ago, Reporter God said:

What the frick is this shit

Oh look, I was wondering when the terrible excuse for a journalist was gonna show up. Don't worry, I've got an editorial for next issue with your name on it.

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14 minutes ago, Reporter God said:

What the frick is this shit

OMG such language
"frick" is such a bad word

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8 minutes ago, lightningjim said:

OMG such language
"frick" is such a bad word

Did you know, you can't say "f u c k" on the forum, the computer edit it, and you get frick. 
And also 
 

im currently in 11th grade. i have over 60 bullies, and no friends. these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. Ive taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant. I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me. The worst the insult the better the effect!
 
 
also you losers and tell them theyre 2months late for the real war and you have to call back at a later date.

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4 minutes ago, Zim said:

im currently in 11th grade

Greetings, comrade!

Do your frickin' homework, instead of palling around with neo-nazis in AARGH and posting edgelord comments about how you "absorb insults" like some kind of knock-off paper towel.

Thanks,

Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY
Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms
Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member
Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United
Blutarch Mann

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Wow, and I thought Egyptian Empire was a joke when it first started, but throwing confetti about beating pirates who are swamped during a global war? Y'all just threw a pie in your own faces just as bad as I did to myself.

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6 minutes ago, Zim said:

Did you know, you can't say "f u c k" on the forum, the computer edit it, and you get frick. 
And also 
 

im currently in 11th grade. i have over 60 bullies, and no friends. these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. Ive taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant. I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me. The worst the insult the better the effect!
 
 
also you losers and tell them theyre 2months late for the real war and you have to call back at a later date.

11th grade and can't even use proper grammar and spelling. Huh, so you're the reason No Child Left Behind failed, good to know buddy.

Now, go do your homework, maybe you'll learn something.

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1 minute ago, Xea Evangelos said:

Wow, and I thought Egyptian Empire was a joke when it first started, but throwing confetti about beating pirates who are swamped during a global war? Y'all just threw a pie in your own faces just as bad as I did to myself.

Greetings, comrade!

To be fair, your group is the sort of group that intentionally rolls high mil low score nations just to punch way, way, way below your weight class at players who just started the game. Very interesting how you seem to be concerned about public image despite using disgusting techniques like this. For shame, neo-nazi. For shame.

Your ships are made of styrofoam,

Undersecretary to the Office of PILOT EMERIUS, SUPREME CHAIRMAN OF THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY
Supreme Mugwump of the House of Foreign Affairs, Tobacco, and Firearms
Stairs To The House Of Prosperity Board Member
Chief Executive Officer of Builders League United
Keeper of Keys and Grounds at the Goonland School of Communism and Cutlery
Communist Weekly's Most Handsome Comrade Winner
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1 hour ago, Deulos said:

You won't around for long with this type of overconfidence. Ignorance at its finest.

See, here's what you don't get, friendo:  This isn't our first rodeo, not by a long shot.  We've inhabited worlds far more inhospitable than this one.  This is basically smurfing for us.  We know what we're doing, and we're going to have a great time doing it, and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us.

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43 minutes ago, Blutarch Mann said:

neo-nazis in AARGH

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THE GOONLAND COMMUNIST PARTY

Oh sweet summer child...

Gons claim to be communist while supporting the quasi-fascist hegemonic powers?

Meanwhile... true Arrghunism is the redistribution of wealth from bourgeois nations 😁

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19 minutes ago, Swedge said:

Oh sweet summer child...

Gons claim to be communist while supporting the quasi-fascist hegemonic powers?

Meanwhile... true Arrghunism is the redistribution of wealth from bourgeois nations 😁

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Raiding tiny inactives isn't redistribution. It's just intra-class warfare waged by the unenlightened and class-unconscious.

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