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GOONS Gazette Vol 1.5: Special War Edition!


Micheal Valois
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3 hours ago, DivineCoffeeBinge said:

From "a painful lesson" to "200 missiles" to "well they still EXIST"

wonder where those goalposts are going to wander next? Maybe over to a hockey rink?

There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.

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12 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.

Who do you think you are talking to?  Our experiences on other worlds often pushed us to our extremes, and our culture and community always held firm under pressure.

Arrgh on the other hand:

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Frankly, I question how many active members they even have at this point.

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18 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.

Easy enough to say I guess when your definition of defeating them has become "they haven't ceased to exist yet".

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6 minutes ago, Sardonic said:

Who do you think you are talking to?  Our experiences on other worlds often pushed us to our extremes, and our culture and community always held firm under pressure.

Arrgh on the other hand:

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Frankly, I question how many active members they even have at this point.

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

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6 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

We only hope to guide you on the right path to salvation. Here, let Me bless you with an excerpt from My nation's Holy Book:

Book of Butts
7:20 to 7:24
He said to him, "Acolyte, you are always with me,
and all that is mine is yours. "
"But it was appropriate to celebrate and be glad,
for your brethren was dead and is alive again.
He was lost and is found."
 
Bless you child, and Bless your kind soul.
 
Sincerely,
 
Butts@wat
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Just now, Sir Scarfalot said:

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

Oh please, most of those worlds were wastes before we graced them with the gift of our presence.  We are the ultimate terraformers.  Conflict, Culture and Stories flow easily from us.  Even our previously harshest critics in those worlds came to love us for the valuable role we play.  What possible lesson could you or your barbarian friends teach us?  The arc of history is long, and it always bends towards GOONS.

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5 minutes ago, Butts said:

We only hope to guide you on the right path to salvation. Here, let Me bless you with an excerpt from My nation's Holy Book:

Book of Butts
7:20 to 7:24
He said to him, "Acolyte, you are always with me,
and all that is mine is yours. "
"But it was appropriate to celebrate and be glad,
for your brethren was dead and is alive again.
He was lost and is found."
 
Bless you child, and Bless your kind soul.
 
Sincerely,
 
Butts@wat

Woah, Starfleet Dental's here too? Now we've got ourselves a party.

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Feeding the alliance, one conquest at a time.

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49 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.

"You will learn a painful lesson" is surely the same concept as "Arrgh cannot be vanquished" oh yes absolutely

You seem p. salty my dude

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27 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

 

If I blew up your eve mans then I'm sorry

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25 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

Yeah, yeah, it's no secret we hate the terrible webcomic your profile pic comes from

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28 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

Yo how long until we change our theme to horrific all-consuming swarm

 

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57 minutes ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

I'm well aware of how cancerous your 'community' is, and how many worlds you have rendered uninhabited wastes. Regardless, the lesson is not yet done.

dongs

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1 hour ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.

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On 10/2/2019 at 5:23 PM, Deulos said:

We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your  intentions.

@Micheal Valois

Here are our intentions to make it clear: BK raided arrgh for 6 months and then quit. We will raid for at least a year.

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2 hours ago, Sir Scarfalot said:

There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.

we don't WANT to defeat them. They're an irrelevant alliance that everyone hates and are unaffiliated. They're perfect for target practice for our newbies. It's a perfect one way symbiotic relationship

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1 hour ago, Khris Kruel said:

Here are our intentions to make it clear: BK raided arrgh for 6 months and then quit. We will raid for at least a year.

LOL, when did this happen? And stop commenting on my old posts, it proves how irrelevant you are...

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11 hours ago, Sardonic said:

Who do you think you are talking to?  Our experiences on other worlds often pushed us to our extremes, and our culture and community always held firm under pressure.

Arrgh on the other hand:

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Frankly, I question how many active members they even have at this point.

 

10 hours ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

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9 hours ago, Khris Kruel said:

we don't WANT to defeat them. They're an irrelevant alliance that everyone hates and are unaffiliated. They're perfect for target practice for our newbies. It's a perfect one way symbiotic relationship

 

11 hours ago, Of The Flies said:

Easy enough to say I guess when your definition of defeating them has become "they haven't ceased to exist yet".

 

 

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2 hours ago, Bartholomew Roberts said:

 

 

 

 

 

Psssst a big part of the theme of those movies was that Jack never actually gets the girl and masks his nigh-constant pangs of regret and isolation with a snarky demeanor

maybe not the role model you want to emulate is all I'm saying

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12 hours ago, Deulos said:

LOL, when did this happen? And stop commenting on my old posts, it proves how irrelevant you are...

Hello, comrade!

I didn't know quillboars could post. Shows what I know about biology.

May your wars end slowly and painfully,

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