Wendell Confirms Nuke Raids Will Continue Until Morale Improves...
Wendell Williams has confirmed that their nation will continue with the current damage gap project for an additional 69 days. Working with Event Horizon, several raids will commence on micros, and other vulnerable entities. Additionally, nukes/missiles will be detonated over carefully chosen highly populated areas to maximize death tolls and cripple economies. Further information will come from Wendell's Office of Gittiing Gud and EVH's Military Affairs department.
All Praise Wendell!!
*clapping*
*woos*