Avruch Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Mensa HQ is willing to accept a small number of appropriate candidates who are interested in joining. Our reputation speaks for itself so I won't get into detail describing our alliance; interested applicants should have an eusaforums.com account, be ready to be available on IRC when wars are happening, desire to be actually good at this game and not be known to already suck. Send me a message in-game if you would like to be considered! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 (edited) A sense of irony and sarcasm is appreciated and may be a requirement. If you feel that nukes are your go-to weapon, well, we prefer to leave sand as is and not turn it to glass. Be aware that there are some (relatively painless) initiation rites and religious re-educational classes to attend. Also, shitposters need not apply. Edited July 6, 2016 by PigInZen 1 Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avruch Posted July 6, 2016 Author Share Posted July 6, 2016 Also, shitposters need not apply. I guess we already have as many of these as we'll ever need :-P 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Also, shitposters need not apply. Someone get the old man back to his home, he's going senile 2 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 The biggest benefit from joining is checking out what we all look like in our RL picture thread. Plus we'll still exist long after this game dies (if it does, sheepy, knock on wood of course). Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I am looking into another game for the future of Mensa. You can also learn about Spooner's life story which is really interesting (not joking). Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromstar Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I am looking into another game for the future of Mensa. You can also learn about Spooner's life story which is really interesting (not joking). Its a doozy. Bring booze of your choice. But seriously, despite PigInZen's warning (he's suffering from a terrible fate known as 'forum ownership' which makes him cranky at times), we're an eclectic group of people and its pretty easy to fit in, so long as you can remember we don't mean 99% of what we post. Or 100% of what we post, in some cases. So remember, only the "best"* and the "brightest"* belong in Mensa! *For highly selective definitions of 'best' and brightest'. Does not apply in West Virginia, Colorado, or nations with names ending in a 'y'. May be subject to tax in certain jurisdictions. 'Mensa' may be meant ironically and not literally, but the only way to know is to bask in our glorious genius for yourself. <3 PIZ, please don't hate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Shitposters please apply Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 But seriously, despite PigInZen's warning (he's suffering from a terrible fate known as 'forum ownership' which makes him cranky at times), we're an eclectic group of people and its pretty easy to fit in, so long as you can remember we don't mean 99% of what we post. Or 100% of what we post, in some cases. Can confirm, lol. Good luck in your recruitment ventures! Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBunny Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Please no vegetables. Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Also, shitposters need not apply. !@#$ there goes my plan Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacity Peace Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Also, shitposters need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hysteria Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Best Alliances in OrButts Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 The alliance that forced others to recognize them through warfare and shitposts. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Go find and post in the IQ thread. I am pretty sure you will be a shoe in. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemal Ergenekon Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Anyone who wishes to join must pass the sand bucket challenge. Only when you wash yourself clean in Dio's blessed sands and post its video can you truly become one of the chosen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMike Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Hail Dio. May new members be blessed by His Holiness. Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted July 12, 2016 Wiki Mod Share Posted July 12, 2016 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I bet very few people on this forums will past muster under Dio's watchful gaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted August 4, 2016 Wiki Mod Share Posted August 4, 2016 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Ora Ora Ora lmao 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 So, bumping this up. Hit up Avruch if interested. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 (edited) To the top. If you're looking to learn how to coordinate with a team that's been consistently rated one of the best military alliances around, come vacation here for a time. You'll see why Mensa is arguably one of the best alliances in this game. In fact, chances are, you'll enjoy being with a team that is highly active during war time and always communicating within it's ranks to "get the job done". If you're interested, shoot this man a message - Avruch Edited October 3, 2016 by Buorhann 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 If you're interested, shoot this man a message - Avruch *small snicker* Just kidding. Good luck recruiting, Mensa! o7 Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Oh no, feel free to do that too. Avruch deserves it. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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