Popular Post Spooner Posted March 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 6, 2016 Explanations will be included below. If your alliance didn't make the cut, it's not because you're not important or because I didn't like you. You probably just didn't fit very well as a candidate. Alright, let's go. GPA : Rubio - Are they humans, or just bots? tS : Clinton - Always watching. Always listening. Always plotting. Has money, but you're not really sure where it all came from. PANTHEON : Chris Christie - Can't choose whose side to be on. Because of this, has received some well-deserved ridicule. ROSE : Bernie Sanders - Seems like the heart is in the right place, but strategy was never their strong suit. Popular among mostly the young demographic. TEST : Rand Paul - Not on anyone's side, and seems to take pride in it. MENSA : Donald Trump - Brash, arrogant, constantly attacking others. Not liked by most people, but doesn't really care. DEIC : Carly Fiorina - Needs to smile more. Their reasoning doesn't make much sense under even half-serious scrutiny. GUARDIAN : Scott Walker - Used to be more important a year ago. Has slowly faded in political importance since then. BoC : Jim Webb - Super creepy. You sort of wish he wasn't here. ARRGH : Mike Huckabee - Everyone, including him, knows he isn't here to win. Only here to make that sweet $$$. BK : Ben Carson - Liked by just about everyone. Spouts memes. UPN : Martin O'Malley - Clean cut, professional. Also completely generic. ROZ WEI : Jeb! - Suffered a massive beatdown after biting off more than they could chew. VE : Ted Cruz - One of the top contenders. However, don't seem to have any close friends. SK : Bobby Jindal - Mild-mannered likable fellow. However, most generally ignored him; paying more attention to the flashy candidates instead. He didn't seem to mind. TLF, SWF, WTF, DHARAN EMPIRE, NAC - Have always been irrelevant, nobody cares. CHARMING FRIENDS : John Kasich - Oh, geez, guys can't we all just get along? 25 Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Oh no, Chris Christie, lol. But isn't he aligned to Trump now? Hmm, if Mensa is Trump, then it's not so bad that Pantheon's Christie. Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Ben Carson? What the !@#$ We need to become Trump. 5 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 Ben Carson? What the !@#$ We need to become Trump. HIGH ENERGY ALLIANCE 3 Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Reading more fully, a lot of these -- if not all of them -- really fit and are VERY funny! The picks for t$, Rose, VE, and Mensa in particular crack me up, as does Christie's expression photobombing the pic as Pantheon. Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 Glad you enjoyed it Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 "MENSA : Donald Trump - Biggest idiot of them all." That explanation would probably fit better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sansa Stark Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I feel bad that Mensa associates themselves with Donald Trump, because Donald Trump is a @#$%ing retard and Mensa claims to be "certified geniuses." Also lol'd at seeing VE being The Zodiac Killer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemal Ergenekon Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 "MENSA : Donald Trump - Biggest idiot of them all." That explanation would probably fit better. Checked your score and sighed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 "MENSA : Donald Trump - Biggest idiot of them all." That explanation would probably fit better. Tough talk, Huckabee. 2 Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnl023 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Where's TKR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LordStrum Posted March 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 6, 2016 THE PYRAMIDS STORED GRAIN 7 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prezyan Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Loved the Kasich one. Quote Psweet> pro-tip: don't listen to baronus if Prezyan disagrees with him 5:48 AM — +Eva-Beatrice sq**rts all over the walls Eva-Beatrice> I'd let Sintiya conquer me anyday x) 10:56 PM — +Eva-Beatrice m*st*rb*tes in front of Prezyan 12:13 AM — +Eva-Beatrice has no one to !@#$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooner Posted March 6, 2016 Author Share Posted March 6, 2016 Where's TKR? I didn't think they neatly fit as any candidate this cycle. You can take that as a compliment if you want ^_~ Quote ☾☆ High Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This is great lol Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This is amazing. Nice job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This is hilarious and spot on. THE PYRAMIDS STORED GRAIN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 !@#$ you I refuse to agree that Mensa is related to Drumpf. 2 Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This whole thread: 2 Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Funny! Even Rand Paul realized this election cycle is crap and bugged out before any real damage was done. Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimer Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I suppose it doesn't matter which capitalist you portray us as, but we all know what CF aspires to be. But +1 for the good effort OP. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Knew Mensa woud be Trump before I even opened the thread! As for the rest of em, I only know a few so the joke goes over my head. 10/10 Syrup. Quote ☾☆ Warrior of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapsie Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Guess GPA should be good ol' Rubio. Only thing he's mildly good for is the occasional Trump roast, but only after he's been roasted. Quote We have seized the means of production. Though union, and self-governance, we have organized between all peoples of the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This goes to show that no matter how irrelevant you are, if you keep yourself in the running long enough you'll one day be mentioned. 1 Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woot Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 GPA should be Jill Stein of the Green Party. A pacifist hippie that's voluntarily exiled from the actual race and forgotten about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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