Dwynn 1256 Posted May 11, 2015 The following is a communication from Chief Justice Micheal Malone. Citizens, rejoice! It brings me great news that the Justice Department can proudly proclaim "Mission Accomplished". Our entanglement has proven that Justice, swift and decisive, will always fair better than lawlessness and piracy. Do not think that because a lawless band of misfits preyed upon the weak members of your alliance, that you need to bend to their extortion. Those who prey upon the weak and run in lawless, reckless gangs are often the weakest of the opponents you will face. Stand up for yourselves, stand up for your friends, stand up for your alliances. With our victory, we look forward to endeavors ahead. While our extraction teams are getting in to place and winding down the fighting fronts, we hope that our actions will show you that there is strength in justified action. That is all. This ends the communication from the Chief Justice. tl;dr - Arrgh rolled over, we're done and moving on. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fox Fire 1812 Posted May 11, 2015 The following is a communication from Chief Justice Micheal Malone. Citizens, rejoice! It brings me great news that the Justice Department can proudly proclaim "Mission Accomplished". Our entanglement has proven that Justice, swift and decisive, will always fair better than lawlessness and piracy. Do not think that because a lawless band of misfits preyed upon the weak members of your alliance, that you need to bend to their extortion. Those who prey upon the weak and run in lawless, reckless gangs are often the weakest of the opponents you will face. Stand up for yourselves, stand up for your friends, stand up for your alliances. With our victory, we look forward to endeavors ahead. While our extraction teams are getting in to place and winding down the fighting fronts, we hope that our actions will show you that there is strength in justified action. That is all. This ends the communication from the Chief Justice. tl;dr - Arrgh rolled over, we're done and moving on. You disgust me, sir. (But seriously, could you have possibly chosen a more fail picture?) (But really, seriously, Arrgh raiders are good raiders) Congrats on peace guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fifths 538 Posted May 11, 2015 Ehh your definition winning is very warped. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fox Fire 1812 Posted May 11, 2015 Not even a measurable amount, no. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chickensguys 122 Posted May 11, 2015 Not even a measurable amount, no. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReaverIC 80 Posted May 11, 2015 I don't know what to feel about this announcement, but this pretty much sums it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hodor 2265 Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) Edited May 11, 2015 by Hodor 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namenoonewillfind 2405 Posted May 11, 2015 I, personally, think George Bush is hilarious. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bollocks 605 Posted May 11, 2015 I, personally, think George Bush is hilarious. Waterboarding has always been so funneh 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magicboyd25 494 Posted May 11, 2015 I will never miss Bush Congrats on peace Arrgh and Justice Department. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ogaden 2942 Posted May 11, 2015 I don't remember being consulted on this, but well fought 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prefontaine 7630 Posted May 11, 2015 I don't remember being consulted on this, but well fought A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep. .... Or something profound like that. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avruch 1190 Posted May 12, 2015 Word is "fare" just saying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dwynn 1256 Posted May 12, 2015 Word is "fare" just saying. Quite right it is, I was wondering when the grammar police would show up. Oh wells. I've been caught. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avruch 1190 Posted May 12, 2015 Indeed, and police are the grasping fingers of the long arm of law and justice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PigInZen 622 Posted May 12, 2015 Avruch, you left out that he has been caught and judged wanting in the grammar department. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Brother 1001 Posted May 12, 2015 Nah, lawlessness and piracy is still better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur James 228 Posted May 12, 2015 at least pirates won't raid others in the name of justice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
