Popular Post Grillick Posted March 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2015 Announcement from the Green Protection Agency What do the following nations have in common? Kangaroo Ocean, Old West, Leaminium, Phintopia, Wabash, Gensokyo, Schadenfreudeia, Olympia, Big Whiskey, carvell, Ivory Coast, Iron Isles, Movania, Wisconsin, The Republic of Provence, The Great Delve Angbad, Lyevland, Manden Kurufaba, Ruskeya, The Federation of Osea, The New Republic or Erusknad, Hedgehog, The Host of Tarantis, Icebergia, Hexagram, Flour City AKA Flower City, Nero, Logan, New Zion, Ennatria, Winona, Distropica, The Negev Free State of Halechem, Thislandismyland, New Suffolk, Elder Tale, Non-conforming Lets Go, Iskandar, Paroul, Commonwealth of Kelthane Nation, The Empire of Mandalore, The Kingdom of Calradia, Kallana, The Hofflands Hoffmanny, The Wall, The Mighty Kingdom of Excalibur, The State of Thuringia-Franconia, Tacostan, Cuba, The Adhesive Power of PowerPrittGlue, Kin Town, Rosewood, La Fantastique, Shortbus, Testicula, The Warband of Neo Vikingstein, TheNewGoreOrder, The Republic of Texas, De Occulta Philosophia, and The Constitutional Royalty of Bilonesia The Agency was recently provided with credible intelligence that a group of at least these 63 nations from three alliances, Guardian, Terminus Est, and the Seven Kingdoms, have developed a detailed plan for a completely baseless attack against the Agency. This attack is allegedly scheduled to begin this weekend, and to be focused on the largest nations within the Agency. We have already begun taking additional military precautions in response to this threat. In addition, I have issued a directive to the members of the Agency to cease all trade relations with these alliances until further notice. These embargoes are a response to a direct, imminent threat against the Green Protection Agency, and will be lifted as soon as that threat has been removed. Now let's be honest here, it is well-understood that few, if any, alliances could stand up militarily against a threat from these three alliances' best and brightest. All 63 nations have missile launch pads, and many large members of the Agency do not. These 63 nations outnumber their 23 targets nearly 3-to-1. The Agency is aware that the most likely outcome of this attack is a severe reduction in the size and populations of our largest members. But we are not without teeth. If you choose to attack us, know that it will be painful for you just as it is for us. Two of you were formerly called our allies and friends, but not long ago you abandoned us without warning. No doubt you had the opportunity to tell us about your new friends' plans, but you did not. You two, especially, should be ashamed of yourself. As for the rest of you, you're just a bunch of bullies, and if everyone couldn't see that by now, this weekend they'll certainly see it clear as day. 23 Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I will yell at one of them if you give me extra popcorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well, that explains the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I will yell at one of them if you give me extra popcorn No popcorn for you. Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well, that explains the market. Yeah I was beginning to wonder who was preparing to roll someone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Belisarius Posted March 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2015 7 Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 *gives popcorn* GOSH DANGIT SK WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR DO YOU EVEN LIFT?????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This is going to be interesting Quote Leader of UPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Clarke Posted March 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) I feel sorry for whoever had to copy and paste those names. Edited March 20, 2015 by Diabolos 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phiney Posted March 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2015 Clearly the most important thing here is that GPA, an apparent neutral, has spies in other alliances. Watch out everyone. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jodo Posted March 20, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2015 Oh, man. I almost forgot. Sorry. I just woke up. *cough* For hire. Just sayin. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Sterling Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 But what happens when the enemy steals the key? Quote Genesis, best band NA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 But what happens when the enemy steals the key? You call the locksmith? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 1 Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoS Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Clearly the most important thing here is that GPA, an apparent neutral, has spies in other alliances. Watch out everyone. This thread saying there's no cb exposes a cb. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well this is really awkward; had I known about this prior, I probably could have set up a nice little war chest. I have been advised to further any questions to my lawyer. i am bear. i am fluffy. i am cute. i am innocent. 6 Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Sterling Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well this is really awkward; had I known about this prior, I probably could have set up a nice little war chest. I have been advised to further any questions to my lawyer. i am bear. i am fluffy. i am cute. i am innocent. I'm convinced. You? 1 Quote Genesis, best band NA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well this is really awkward; had I known about this prior, I probably could have set up a nice little war chest. I have been advised to further any questions to my lawyer. i am bear. i am fluffy. i am cute. i am innocent. I want a pet bear! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Lol. "Baseless attack". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I want a pet bear! They're more work than they're worth, really. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This is why killing spies count should be removed. Good luck with however you deal with it Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 This is why killing spies count should be removed. Good luck with however you deal with it People want mechanics that cause politics and drama, so far that's the only one to have done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Ugh, GPA is a bunch of spoil-sports. You're not supposed to talk about the white elephant, ruins the fun. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Give all your money to one guy to build nukes. In 63 days you'll have nuked everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Give all your money to one guy to build nukes. In 63 days you'll have nuked everyone He left to VE 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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