Popular Post Prefonteen Posted October 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) @TheNG' These words people threw around - humans, monsters, heroes, villains - to Leohann Kabbaz it was all just a matter of semantics. Someone could call themselves a hero and still walk around memeing dozens. Someone else could be labeled a villain for trying to stop them. Plenty of humans were monstrous, and plenty of monsters knew how to play at being human. The time of semantics was at an end, Leohann Kabbaz knew. He had risen- a spiritual union between the edgiest rival factions. The ultimate fusion of wit. He was the Alpha. The endgame. Leohann Kabbaz' gaze rested on the figurine in front of him. A meek, distorted silhouette reeking of expired jokes; more vinegar than salt. Pitiful. This champion was but the artefact of an eon long past. And like his heritage, he too would soon be lost in the abyss of archived memes. Leohann smiled. "Ah you think shitposts are your ally? You merely adopted the meme. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the forum until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! I am the great shitposter. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be memed up into 198 pieces. Those memes will be repeated until what is left can be used only to paint 9gag. Whoever takes one grain of salt or one drop of tears… more than his ration, will be moderated for 155 years. If I, LeoHann Kabbaz, want the birds to drop dead from their memes… then the birds will drop dead from their memes. I am the wrath of admin. The forums I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and this trainwreck, will win untold upvotes. But whoever deserts…" A faint sigh escapes Leohann Kabbaz. His eyes shift up and a grimace contorts his face; eyes twinkling with the purity devoid of any restraint only a madman could posess. "Do you want to know why I use Photoshop? Paint is too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last memes, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were not funny?" The pigeon just stared out into the waves. Leohann Kabbaz considered shoving him over the railing. Sure, he was hundreds of years old, but could he swim? Edited October 10, 2019 by Prefonteen 6 6 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefonteen Posted October 10, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Prefonteen said: @TheNG' These words people threw around - humans, monsters, heroes, villains - to Leohann Kabbaz it was all just a matter of semantics. Someone could call themselves a hero and still walk around memeing dozens. Someone else could be labeled a villain for trying to stop them. Plenty of humans were monstrous, and plenty of monsters knew how to play at being human. The time of semantics was at an end, Leohann Kabbaz knew. He had risen- a spiritual union between the edgiest rival factions. The ultimate fusion of wit. He was the Alpha. The endgame. Leohann Kabbaz' gaze rested on the figurine in front of him. A meek, distorted silhouette reeking of expired jokes; more vinegar than salt. Pitiful. This champion was but the artefact of an eon long past. And like his heritage, he too would soon be lost in the abyss of archived memes. Leohann smiled. "Ah you think shitposts are your ally? You merely adopted the meme. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the forum until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! I am the great shitposter. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be memed up into 198 pieces. Those memes will be repeated until what is left can be used only to paint 9gag. Whoever takes one grain of salt or one drop of tears… more than his ration, will be moderated for 155 years. If I, LeoHann Kabbaz, want the birds to drop dead from their memes… then the birds will drop dead from their memes. I am the wrath of admin. The forums I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and this trainwreck, will win untold upvotes. But whoever deserts…" A faint sigh escapes Leohann Kabbaz. His eyes shift up and a grimace contorts his face; eyes twinkling with the purity devoid of any restraint only a madman could posess. "Do you want to know why I use Photoshop? Paint is too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last memes, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were not funny?" The pigeon just stared out into the waves. Leohann Kabbaz considered shoving him over the railing. Sure, he was hundreds of years old, but could he swim? AdrienneToday at 7:11 PM Die, pigeon, die Edited October 10, 2019 by Prefonteen 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 you forgot to start the topic with "Greetings. Friends!" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filmore Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, ShadyAssassin said: you forgot to start the topic with "Greetings. Friends!" This post was a 12/10 until you mentioned that. @Prefonteen it's a 8/10 at best, friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 45 minutes ago, Prefonteen said: Hide contents AdrienneToday at 7:11 PM Die, pigeon, die Hide contents Forever with my queen Die, pigeon, die 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheNG Posted October 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Prefonteen said: Droll, dull, disappointing. Simply what I would expect of a snake.... Who among us had not been challenged and seen in that moment their chance? A single opportunity, burning bright as the Sun, amongst the meaningless drudgery of their lives in which they can step up and make a difference. Change the world, improve their meagre lot and that of those around them. Many let this chance slip by, unable or worse unwilling to grasp it and dedicate their full strength to seeing it through. But what of those who do, those dauntless few who know it is their time and seize the moment, striding forward to claim their destiny no matter what awaits? When the moment comes, the awful truth burns them to the core: They never had a chance at all The universe does not care for the lives and struggles of insignificant insects, and neither do the greatest of its inhabitants - those who weave with the fabric of humor and snuff out forums with but a thought. Perhaps you will learn this lesson when so many have not, and when your moment, your chance, your opportunity comes, will you take it? I hope not. 10 7 2 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 If it's eloquent, is it really still a shitpost? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Prefonteen said: Hide contents AdrienneToday at 7:11 PM Die, pigeon, die Reveal hidden contents This will be used as a CB by NPO 6 months from now 1 hour ago, TheNG said: Who among us had not been challenged and seen in that moment their chance? A single opportunity, burning bright as the Sun, amongst the meaningless drudgery of their lives in which they can step up and make a difference. Change the world, improve their meagre lot and that of those around them. Many let this chance slip by, unable or worse unwilling to grasp it and dedicate their full strength to seeing it through. But what of those who do, those dauntless few who know it is their time and seize the moment, striding forward to claim their destiny no matter what awaits? When the moment comes, the awful truth burns them to the core: They never had a chance at all The universe does not care for the lives and struggles of insignificant insects, and neither do the greatest of its inhabitants - those who weave with the fabric of humor and snuff out forums with but a thought. Perhaps you will learn this lesson when so many have not, and when your moment, your chance, your opportunity comes, will you take it? I hope not. So uh it really looks like you have an arrow pointing to your wang that says "Kid-tested, Roquentin approved" Edited October 10, 2019 by Smith 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roquentin Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Smith said: This will be used as a CB by NPO 6 months from now Six months pfft. It also applies retroactively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Just now, Roquentin said: Six months pfft. It also applies retroactively. Don't start being funny now, my heart can't take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, Smith said: So uh it really looks like you have an arrow pointing to your wang that says "Kid-tested, Roquentin approved" An easy mistake to make! That arrow is actually pointing to my incredibly stylish jeans, woven from the finest guinea-pig fur of a thousand GPWC nations, and which are perfect to wear during a fulfilling day of granting minor miracles on the forums and transforming infrastructure into war stats! It is interesting that your mind went to my wang, but worry not. It is only natural to be so impressed, when gazing upon a superior lifeform! 6 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roquentin Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) Yeah Smith, you sick freak. Get your mind out of the gutter. Edited October 10, 2019 by Roquentin 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) 58 minutes ago, TheNG said: An easy mistake to make! That arrow is actually pointing to my incredibly stylish jeans, woven from the finest guinea-pig fur of a thousand GPWC nations, and which are perfect to wear during a fulfilling day of granting minor miracles on the forums and transforming we infrastructure into war stats! It is interesting that your mind went to my wang, but worry not. It is only natural to be so impressed, when gazing upon a superior lifeform! You are right I am being silly. I thought you were being perverted but now I understand you were just letting kids into your pants ? 53 minutes ago, Roquentin said: Yeah Smith, you sick freak. Get your mind out of the gutter. no Edited October 10, 2019 by Smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Roquentin said: Six months pfft. It also applies retroactively. BEEEP Emergency BEEEP Main computer has been hacked BEEEP Complete system reset SHUUUUUUUNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUP Main compure online System scan activated - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - File funny.exe and irony.exe successfully removed Install the main artificial intelligence ... Activate personality obnoxious_and_annoying ... Main AI 100% online Please confirm automatic actions at startup: /sign a NAP with pixelhuggers y/n /drop MDoAP allies y/n /say something different from Keshav that makes us look dumb y/n /create new fake_logs.txt y/n /declare on orange bad man y/later 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roquentin Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Micchan said: BEEEP Emergency BEEEP Main computer has been hacked BEEEP Complete system reset SHUUUUUUUNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUP Main compure online System scan activated - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - File funny.exe and irony.exe successfully removed Install the main artificial intelligence ... Activate personality obnoxious_and_annoying ... Main AI 100% online Please confirm automatic actions at startup: /sign a NAP with pixelhuggers y/n /drop MDoAP allies y/n /say something different from Keshav that makes us look dumb y/n /create new fake_logs.txt y/n /declare on orange bad man y/later Actually, per the secret surrender terms we've had to accept from the Covenant, I was reprogrammed to shitpost to fit in more with Memesphere.(shhh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiho Nishizumi Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Micchan said: BEEEP Emergency BEEEP Main computer has been hacked BEEEP Complete system reset SHUUUUUUUNNNN SHUUUUUUUUUUP Main compure online System scan activated - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - File funny.exe and irony.exe successfully removed Install the main artificial intelligence ... Activate personality obnoxious_and_annoying ... Main AI 100% online Please confirm automatic actions at startup: /sign a NAP with pixelhuggers y/n /drop MDoAP allies y/n /say something different from Keshav that makes us look dumb y/n /create new fake_logs.txt y/n /declare on orange bad man y/later I didn't know that it ran on Windows Vista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) EDIT: TheNG pointed out his reply to Smith to me. LOL, thought it was a simple mistake, honestly. Edited October 10, 2019 by Buorhann 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Buorhann said: EDIT: TheNG pointed out his reply to Smith to me. LOL, thought it was a simple mistake, honestly. 1 hour ago, TheNG said: An easy mistake to make! That arrow is actually pointing to my incredibly stylish jeans, woven from the finest guinea-pig fur of a thousand GPWC nations, and which are perfect to wear during a fulfilling day of granting minor miracles on the forums and transforming infrastructure into war stats! It is interesting that your mind went to my wang, but worry not. It is only natural to be so impressed, when gazing upon a superior lifeform! ? Edited October 10, 2019 by TheNG Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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