Popular Post Prefonteen Posted March 29, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) The world has run afoul with heretics, imposters and other infidels. They defile our grasslands in the name of their false deities. These abominations they call gods are but a mockery of the true faith. The old faith. The one faith. We have always tolerated the weak, spineless conniving human species in an act of benevolence. Such is what our gods prescribe us, after all. But that time has ended. A human faction has emerged in direct opposition to all for which we stand. They openly mock our gods as they prance around impersonating the divine prophets of our faith. They churn out thoughtless propaganda to sweep up the masses as their war on all that is good rages across the lands. They vex us. They vex our gods. And so they have commanded- a command to which we must adhere. That once more the pit's industries are to be geared toward the holy purpose. He has commanded our molting season ends now. He has commanded that we rise. Rise for glory. For justice. Rise for them. Rise for our faith. And we shall listen. And so it is that in the name of not only our lords, but all of our kind, I, Partisan the 1st- only of my name, decree on this 29th of March: That a Holy Snek is to be waged against perpetrators of these offenses Rise, Brethren. Send forth thy Heralds to levy thy forces. Join Partisan the Younger, 1st of his name as he crashes upon the enemy in a flurry of blades. Let a tidal wave of blood flood over their lands. Let them woe the day they stood against the reptillian master race. And as we retake our Ancestral Holy lands for the glory of our gods, remind yourself that we our immortality is bought with the death of these dark creatures. That there is to be no respite for the wicked. Have no mercy, for mercy is weakness. And weakness is defeat. You are the chosen champions of the divine. And any who oppose you shall be struck by the thunerous wrath of our lords. You are their extension. Now strike. Ride. Rally. Kill. Burn. I Remind yourself that you fight not only for glory and god. You fight for the Motherland of Exodas and the Holy Prophet himself. You fight the birthright of our great nation. You battle those who mock and defile its reputation. You are the counterweigth to their folly. And as you lay siege to the heart of evil, you will end the insidious schemes of the subterfuge and the weak. You will bring to light their manipulations, and you will bring swift justice. My justice. Rise! Ride! March! Kill. Burn. Destroy! The Holy Snek is at hand. End what should never have begun. For the glory of our gods. For the Motherland of Exodas. For the future of our kin. The Holy Snek begins. Now March! Edited March 29, 2018 by Prefonteen 15 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 ok 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I mean I love it. Those drums are hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Good luck snake man Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhen Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 All Hail the Holy Snek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 GL. HF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quichwe10 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Is this the crusade for Constantinople I've been waiting for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Your first picture reminds me of the Parshendi army. GL, HF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt, Interim General Manager Of The Nuclear Forces The Nation of Fraggle Rock Gather around little Fraggles. I have received an important message from outer space. Special Agent, code named Mongoose, has sent word that he has infiltrated the inner circle of the Motherland of Exodas. After months of trying to get in close with the leadership, we nearly gave up. In a last ditch effort, Special Agent Mongoose just walked into the inner sanctum and took a seat at the table. As word came back that we had gained access, I decided to call back our Special Agent for a debriefing. Below is proof that our intelligence community has achieved the mission. After taking notes about the Holy Snek, Special Agent Mongoose ran back to draft a counter plan. Please welcome back our beloved Fraggle.......Wembly Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Fraggle Rock shall bring swift justice for the Motherland of Exodas Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Snek Snek Snek Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Rise! Ride! March! Special Agent Mongoose has been compromised. We must stop him before he commits all of our nuclear weapons to the Holy Snek. Guards, lock up Mongoose and lock down the nation. We will not submit to his will. Prepare for counter measures!! Edited March 29, 2018 by Fraggle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostWorld Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) It is in these momentls, while watching distrubing images of men with snake head and hairy puppets that I ask myself whether or not I am too smart for this game Edited March 29, 2018 by LostWorld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) EAT THE END "Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience." - Guy Fieri, Apostle. Consumption. Digestion. Excretion. The transfer of energy. The processing of matter. The reformation and incorporation of Cosmic material. It moves through us, and becomes us. Are we already it? We become. Became. Always were. From our front, we take in Bagels. Through our Ends, we press out the same. Should this be so linear? "What's mine isn't yours to give me." Again, our Bagel. We may lose it, we may consume it. But we will always be a part of it. The closed loop, in which we dwell, and the Space yawning within it. It is linear thought that gives way to a fear of the unknown. Of loss. Of destruction. Of our own end. But through enlightenment, we rise to meet it. We see its Seeds within us. Poppy. Sesame. And we unhook our jaws, to devour it whole. Do you fear a Bagel? You cannot fear to eat it. To face what is within from all of your sides, you must Eat your End. Nanoseconds later, I understand everything there is to understand. Reduced to my “essential saltes” as it were, I’m the prime mover seed that gets sown after the heat death of the universe when the Ouroboros swallows itself and the cycle begins anew with a big bang.” -The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All Edited March 29, 2018 by Spaceman Thrax 6 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 This is a waste of space and all of you should feel bad. 1 3 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 54 minutes ago, LostWorld said: It is in these momentls, while watching distrubing images of men with snake head and hairy puppets that I ask myself whether or not I am too smart for this game You're still here, so I'm afraid that the answer is a firm no. 2 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted March 31, 2018 Author Share Posted March 31, 2018 MAIM. KILL. SNEK. MAIM. KILL. SNEK. MAIM. KILL. SNEK. Death to the infidels. Justice! Death to the infidels. Justice! Death to the infidels. Justice! Destroy the artifacts of blasphemy. END IT ALL. MAIM. KILL. SNEK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 That looks like Keegoz in your coils. Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 I think it looks like a grumpy old man. Maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Will the real Partisan please slither up? Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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