Lyre Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Today marks the day of the establishment of the Order of Worshiping the Holy Zoot! All persons may join at the fee of $1 P&W money in order to show their dedication to our cause of commemorating the existence and benevolence of the Great Zoot! Being a member of the Church of Zoot is a fulfilling journey with minutely prayers, daily offerings, and weekly sacrifices to honor our great and noble Zoot! I, Lyre of the BK Church of Zoot branch, will hereby open doors for all of P&W and Orbis to enjoy the presence of Zoot and may it be the new community-wide tradition to bless and honor Zoot. All those who promise their loyalties, souls, and the very essence of their being to be sacrificed to Zoot will received a commemorative sticker, Church of Zoot membership ($49 / month), access to the exclusive Zoot fanclub (where you can post Zoot fanfiction, Zoot merchandise, Zoot fanart, Zoot theories, and more!), a free Baronus plushie, and the honor of using Zoot warcries in your...well...warcries (e.g. the classic "Loot for Zoot!")! Simply post here and your registration will be completed with your offering of $1. CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF ZOOT (BK BRANCH): Lyre Carolus Rex Pylon69 Tom Swift ENTParadox 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 you deserve whatever rolling you have coming Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 BK, your personality cults are leaking again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 This is why I'm the only one allowed to shitpost. I keep our circlejerks private. Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carolus Rex Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Praise the almighty Zoot in his eternal glory, may the church of Zoot rise and spread the love of Zoot throughout Orbis. May the adulation of Zoot bring prosperity to your nation, the love of the eternal Zoot gives meaning to P&W. Praise Zoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carolus Rex Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 We also give our thanks to Lyre for bringing the church of Zoot to the denizens of Orbis, may they see the holy light and bask in the glory of Zoot. Praise Zoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 BK, your personality cults are leaking again. We should call BK the Clinton Foundation. #SpiritCooking 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Lord Save Us All Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) Lord Zoot Save Us All Inb4 Zoot's flock fixes your post. Edited December 7, 2016 by Insert Name Here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I'm launching a Crusteve. 1 Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Geun-hye Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Praise be. May Zoots financial reign last for eternity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dalinar Posted December 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) ftfy: Today marks the day of the establishment of the Order of Worshiping the Holy Woot! All persons may join at the fee of $1 P&W money in order to show their dedication to our cause of commemorating the existence and benevolence of the Great Woot! Being a member of the Church of Woot is a fulfilling journey with minutely prayers, daily offerings, and weekly sacrifices to honor our great and noble Woot! I, Dalinar of the TKR Church of Woot branch, will hereby open doors for all of P&W and Orbis to enjoy the presence of Woot and may it be the new community-wide tradition to bless and honor Woot. All those who promise their loyalties, souls, and the very essence of their being to be sacrificed to Woot will received a commemorative sticker, Church of Woot membership ($49 / month), access to the exclusive Woot fanclub (where you can post Woot fanfiction, Woot merchandise, Woot fanart, Woot theories, and more!), a free Lordship plushie, and the honor of using Woot warcries in your...well...warcries (e.g. the classic "Loot for Woot!")! Simply post here and your registration will be completed with your offering of $1. CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF WOOT (TKR BRANCH): Dalinar Lordship Koso Rin Edited December 7, 2016 by Dalinar 10 Quote I will take responsibility for what I have done, if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyre Posted December 7, 2016 Author Share Posted December 7, 2016 It is confirmed! The Church of Zoot (and its new denomination, the Church of Woot) has spread to the Knights Radiant! All those who wish to be saved from LordStrum and Yosonet and other...unlikable...figures may join the Church of Zoot for $1! $1 or your soul? Praise be Zoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 you deserve whatever rolling you have coming^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 All I see is a list of names that needs to be introduced to the word of Dio. 2 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 It is confirmed! The Church of Zoot (and its new denomination, the Church of Woot) has spread to the Knights Radiant! All those who wish to be saved from LordStrum and Yosonet and other...unlikable...figures may join the Church of Zoot for $1! $1 or your soul? Praise be Zoot.You can all toot about Zoot or Woot, but it's all for moot. Go back to the root and tell me - who's going to foot the loot? Otherwise, I couldn't really give a hoot and you can just give me the boot. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 1 whole dollar tho... Hm, idk... Mebbe if you throw in some Lordship nudes I guess I could join the Church of Woot. For me to join the Church of Zoot, I'd need for BK's next DoW to have the CB "For Harambe". You can all toot about Zoot or Woot, but it's all for moot. Go back to the root and tell me - who's going to foot the loot? Otherwise, I couldn't really give a hoot and you can just give me the boot. I'm an old coot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 In other news, I'm back guys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 ftfy: Today marks the day of the establishment of the Order of Worshiping the Holy Woot! All persons may join at the fee of $1 P&W money in order to show their dedication to our cause of commemorating the existence and benevolence of the Great Woot! Being a member of the Church of Woot is a fulfilling journey with minutely prayers, daily offerings, and weekly sacrifices to honor our great and noble Woot! I, Dalinar of the TKR Church of Woot branch, will hereby open doors for all of P&W and Orbis to enjoy the presence of Woot and may it be the new community-wide tradition to bless and honor Woot. All those who promise their loyalties, souls, and the very essence of their being to be sacrificed to Woot will received a commemorative sticker, Church of Woot membership ($49 / month), access to the exclusive Woot fanclub (where you can post Woot fanfiction, Woot merchandise, Woot fanart, Woot theories, and more!), a free Lordship plushie, and the honor of using Woot warcries in your...well...warcries (e.g. the classic "Loot for Woot!")! Simply post here and your registration will be completed with your offering of $1. CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF WOOT (TKR BRANCH): Dalinar Lordship Koso Rin I HATE WOOT Sorry, only people in the TKR forum can get this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 That's cool and all, but did you ever hear of the Dragon gods of orbis? Praise be to Valic, defender of the cosmos, and praise to the 11 seals that defend us from Fafnir. Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vellocet Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Moot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Moot. Epic Doot Goy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vellocet Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Epic Doot Goy Dancing Groot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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