Who Ordered Roses?

[Bezzers 1090]

Now I wonder where i put my gardin shears i swear i put them around here some where o well time to take care of this rose infestation the old fashion way.

0/10. Unintelligible.

[Cromstar 91]

Wheee, welcome to the party.

Edited September 13, 2016 by Cromstar

[Marcus Agrur 283]

THIS IS AMAZING 10/10! OMG

[Canik 23]

Nice DoW, Slav. I hope that posting it is the reason you failed to get your attacks in before the update. #WhyNPOdoesntDoW

[Sans 557]

Canik, bby, how u doing?

 

Didn't expect you to join NPO if/when you came from the great beyond. 

 

Can't wish you any luck in your wars tho, burn like the dirty Pacifian you are.

[Shadowthrone 615]

More war the better  

[Canik 23]

I'm doing great, this war has been a blast so far. Have no idea who you are btw, don't know your name on here.

And too late to not wish my luck, I've already had a ton of it.
 

[Sval 671]

Nice DoW, Slav. I hope that posting it is the reason you failed to get your attacks in before the update. #WhyNPOdoesntDoW

Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik.

 

What really puzzles me is how an alliance 5 times our size only managed to get twice as many blitzes in on BK as we got in on you. #WhyNPODoesntWinWars?

Edited September 14, 2016 by Sval

[Roquentin 1255]

Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik.

 

What really puzzles me is how an alliance 5 times our size only managed to get twice as many blitzes in on BK as we got in on you. #WhyNPODoesntWinWars?

 

What are you smoking? 

[Sval 671]

What are you smoking? 

Finest cigars of the Pacific.

[Shadowthrone 615]

Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik.

 

What really puzzles me is how an alliance 5 times our size only managed to get twice as many blitzes in on BK as we got in on you. #WhyNPODoesntWinWars?

I'm sorry what? 

 

Oh btw I hope losing 90% of your aircrafts in one day wasn't too hard to take  

[Sval 671]

I'm sorry what? 

 

Oh btw I hope losing 90% of your aircrafts in one day wasn't too hard to take

As was pointed out in another thread, blitzes this war have been a bit anaemic. Your hit to member ratio in your first wave was 1:2. I'm surprised you couldn't find enough targets to manage 1:1 (as we did) at the very least.

 

They're only pixels, matey. Quirk of game mechanics, I guess, in those first few hits. I've destroyed more NPO pixels than I've lost.

 

I just hope your guys are having as much fun as I am.

Edited September 14, 2016 by Sval

[greatkitteh 542]

As was pointed out in another thread, blitzes this war have been a bit anaemic. Your hit to member ratio in your first wave was 1:2. I'm surprised you couldn't find enough targets to manage 1:1 (as we did) at the very least.

 

They're only pixels, matey. Quirk of game mechanics, I guess, in those first few hits. I've destroyed more NPO pixels than I've lost.

 

I just hope your guys are having as much fun as I am.

 

FOR STEVE!

[Sval 671]

FOR STEVE!

 

Justice.

[greatkitteh 542]

Justice.

 

Justice for steve

[Delacroix 97]

For harambe?

[Canik 23]

"Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik. ^_^"

lol you had the air advantage on me at the time, it was deliberately stupid if you didn't. If I had just a few less aircraft you guys could've broke my air superiority late day 1/early day 2 and won some ground attacks against me. Instead I was never touched and now your ground forces are nearly gone. Expect Pacifican infantry in your cities very soon.

 

They're only pixels, matey. Quirk of game mechanics, I guess, in those first few hits. I've destroyed more NPO pixels than I've lost.

I just hope your guys are having as much fun as I am.

You down-declared on nations already at war, good job on winning a few ground battles against your other targets I guess. Hold onto that memory because it's all downhill from here for you, Slav.

And no, we're not having as much fun as you are. We're having more.
 

[Boony 651]

"Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik. ^_^"

 

lol you had the air advantage on me at the time, it was deliberately stupid if you didn't. If I had just a few less aircraft you guys could've broke my air superiority late day 1/early day 2 and won some ground attacks against me. Instead I was never touched and now your ground forces are nearly gone. Expect Pacifican infantry in your cities very soon.

 

You down-declared on nations already at war, good job on winning a few ground battles against your other targets I guess. Hold onto that memory because it's all downhill from here for you, Slav.

 

And no, we're not having as much fun as you are. We're having more.

 

NO WE'RE HAVING MORE

[Ebeezy 1040]

"Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik. ^_^"

 

lol you had the air advantage on me at the time, it was deliberately stupid if you didn't. If I had just a few less aircraft you guys could've broke my air superiority late day 1/early day 2 and won some ground attacks against me. Instead I was never touched and now your ground forces are nearly gone. Expect Pacifican infantry in your cities very soon.

 

You down-declared on nations already at war, good job on winning a few ground battles against your other targets I guess. Hold onto that memory because it's all downhill from here for you, Slav.

 

And no, we're not having as much fun as you are. We're having more.

 

Hold on to this post dearly because it will be one of the few hahahahaha

[Sval 671]

"Oh, that was deliberate Cnaik. ^_^"

 

lol you had the air advantage on me at the time, it was deliberately stupid if you didn't. If I had just a few less aircraft you guys could've broke my air superiority late day 1/early day 2 and won some ground attacks against me. Instead I was never touched and now your ground forces are nearly gone. Expect Pacifican infantry in your cities very soon.

 

You down-declared on nations already at war, good job on winning a few ground battles against your other targets I guess. Hold onto that memory because it's all downhill from here for you, Slav.

 

And no, we're not having as much fun as you are. We're having more.

 

Oh, please. We were evenly matched in the air - all my opponents were. You just lucked out on the airstrikes.

 

Sorry, Cnaik. Your great victory here is pure luck of the draw.

[Matt2004 117]

 

Such a valued reinforcement.

[Sval 671]

 

Such a valued reinforcement.

I'll defer to BK's judgement on that one.

[Canik 23]

Oh, please. We were evenly matched in the air - all my opponents were. You just lucked out on the airstrikes.

 

Sorry, Cnaik. Your great victory here is pure luck of the draw.

Nah you had a slight advantage. Either way if you had hit me before the update, I just BARELY got air superiority over you all. It could have prevented me from doing so and then you could've won ground attacks on me. It was definitely a mistake on your part, you can accept that and learn from it or you can chalk it up to luck and make the same mistake next time. I don't really care. In fact since it's not likely you'll join our side anytime soon, I'd prefer the latter.

 

I'll defer to BK's judgement on that one.

 

BK appreciates the sentiment of you trying to help them I'm sure but you barely slowed us down at all. If we were running through BK at 100 mph, you slowed us down to 99 mph for half a day. That's about it.

 

Don't feel too bad though, Resplendent & BoC didn't do much better. Guess maybe the NPO war machine isn't as terrible as Syndi likes to claim.

[Roquentin 1255]

Nah you had a slight advantage. Either way if you had hit me before the update, I just BARELY got air superiority over you all. It could have prevented me from doing so and then you could've won ground attacks on me. It was definitely a mistake on your part, you can accept that and learn from it or you can chalk it up to luck and make the same mistake next time. I don't really care. In fact since it's not likely you'll join our side anytime soon, I'd prefer the latter.

 

 

BK appreciates the sentiment of you trying to help them I'm sure but you barely slowed us down at all. If we were running through BK at 100 mph, you slowed us down to 99 mph for half a day. That's about it.

 

Don't feel too bad though, Resplendent & BoC didn't do much better. Guess maybe the NPO war machine isn't as terrible as Syndi likes to claim.

 

To be fair, BoC killed MrHat and some other higher NS nations. RIP.

 

I'd say it slowed us down more than that since it diverts resources. They deployed the best they could and I can't fault them, but the smugness from Sval is a bit much. Let's ourselves not get cocky here either.

[WarriorSoul 25]

Hubris is a bad look for a lot of folks in this thread.