Popular Post Fraggle Posted September 9, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2016 <FireChiefFraggle>: Question. <Manthrax>: Shoot <FireChiefFraggle>: If given the chance, would you enjoy a swimming in a pool filled with spaghetti? <Manthrax>: That is a tough question <Manthrax>: I'm not sure I can answer it <Manthrax>: If given the chance, I absolutely would <Manthrax>: It's hard to say if I'd enjoy it though <FireChiefFraggle>: Well, clearly I didnt fill in the details. Didnt say if there would be sauce or if the noodles themselves would be hot, warm, cold. <FireChiefFraggle>: So, yes. I failed to describe it all. <Manthrax>: I pool full of spaghetti is a thing you will probably not get a lot of chances to do <Manthrax>: So I'm all about it, for that reason <FireChiefFraggle>: Wouldn't a main concern be drowning in such a thing and having the authorities trying to explain this to your family? <Manthrax>: No <Manthrax>: Everyone has to die. I'd be the guy that died in spaghetti. <Manthrax>: And my last thoughts would be of my relatives being like "you know that actually seems like the kinda thing he'd do." <FireChiefFraggle>: I believe your last thoughts would not be that. Dying in a pool of spaghetti would be horrific <Manthrax>: Okay yes. <Manthrax>: It's more amusing as a hypothetical than to actually do. <Manthrax>: That is the worst case of swimming in it though <FireChiefFraggle>: Well....My point is that you might lose all sense of direction in a pool of spaghetti <FireChiefFraggle>: I do agree that doing a Scrooge McDuck dive into that pool make be great <Manthrax>: Unless your head was super low I kinda feel like you could eat yourself an air pocket <Manthrax>: What's the PSI of a spaghetti pool <FireChiefFraggle>: Not too dense...but we'll call it murky when the head goes under <FireChiefFraggle>: Better question.....Do you throw cooked spaghetti into an empty pool to fill it...or figure out a way to boil the water already inside the pool and cook it there? <Manthrax>: Gotta be the former <Manthrax>: How would you apply even heat to something that dense <Manthrax>: We want the pool full, right? So at the end all spaghetti no water <FireChiefFraggle>: True <FireChiefFraggle>: I suppose you could drain the pool <Manthrax>: Could do half and half and drain it or somethin <Manthrax>: Yeah <Manthrax>: ...wait <Manthrax>: That's an awfully logistic question for a goofy hypothetical <Manthrax>: ...are we actually doing this, now? <FireChiefFraggle>: Kind of. <FireChiefFraggle>: You're telling that if you had Bill Gates money...you wouldnt at least try? <Manthrax>: Hahahah I totally would <FireChiefFraggle>: So it's not totally out side the box <Manthrax>: If I win the lottery, I want to give everyone I know money based on two things <FireChiefFraggle>: I mean basically it might cost 10-15K dollars at most <Manthrax>: One, an assessment of how worthwile they are to me, so like, they can all notice the differences and be like "wtf" <Manthrax>: And two, how much amusing weird damage I think they could do with it <FireChiefFraggle>: Great. I believe I have a solid chance of getting some of your lotto winnings <Manthrax>: Yeah one friend of mine said "If I won the lottery, I'd buy lots of ad space and fill it with surreal bullshit" <Manthrax>: Sorta what gave me the idea <FireChiefFraggle>: Well you have a good day. <Manthrax>: Yepyup. You too. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I know what to get Manthrax for his birthday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Talking to Fraggle is always a blast. Unfortunately, she suffers from immense ADHD and goes "squirrel" a lot (She logs off shortly after saying "hey" to you). 5 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Why does my bucket list keep getting longer?! Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Finally... a relevant thread aorund here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted September 10, 2016 Author Share Posted September 10, 2016 Talking to Fraggle is always a blast. Unfortunately, she suffers from immense ADHD and goes "squirrel" a lot (She logs off shortly after saying "hey" to you). There is nothing incorrect about this statement. Finally... a relevant thread aorund here! Much like Mike Rowe....It's a dirty Job, but somebody has to do it. Why does my bucket list keep getting longer?! Because you apparently have not lived a full life yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Finally... a relevant thread aorund here! Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 And just for the record, I'd swim in a pool full of spaghetti pasta ( I will not use the term "noodles" as that is just a bad implication there ). 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Finally... a relevant thread aorund here! Ten to one someone still uses this as part of the rumours. ...I mean. Why would anyone talk about spaghetti on a day there were war rumours, if not to distract everyone from the war rumours, so he could declare the MOST WARS!?!?! Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Ten to one someone still uses this as part of the rumours. ...I mean. Why would anyone talk about spaghetti on a day there were war rumours, if not to distract everyone from the war rumours, so he could declare the MOST WARS!?!?! There's already a war name thread for this one. "Spaghetti Pool" war would definitely be the most appropriate name imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Ten to one someone still uses this as part of the rumours. ...I mean. Why would anyone talk about spaghetti on a day there were war rumours, if not to distract everyone from the war rumours, so he could declare the MOST WARS!?!?! Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 TEst recognizes a state of war between itself and Manthrax for not receiving an invite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 <FireChiefFraggle>: Are you reading to end the game? <InsertNameHere>: what do u mean? <FireChiefFraggle>: Dont ask a question to a question. That's rude. <InsertNameHere>: i genuinely didn't understand what u asked <FireChiefFraggle>: You, sir are not being polite <InsertNameHere>: Fraggle, i didn't understand ur question, honestly <FireChiefFraggle>: You just want to make this worse, don't you? I asked a question and you stonewall. <InsertNameHere>: maybe im out of context <FireChiefFraggle>: You're being very difficult <InsertNameHere>: no, i honestly dont get it <InsertNameHere>: when i do, i'll answer u <FireChiefFraggle>: Again, you deflecting doesn't help. <InsertNameHere>: defecting what? <InsertNameHere>: deflecting* <FireChiefFraggle>: You are going to double down on deflecting? <FireChiefFraggle>: Wow...you really don't want to answer the question. <InsertNameHere>: Fraggle, im confused af <InsertNameHere>: i have no !@#$ing clue what u want <FireChiefFraggle>: Sir. I asked a question. It was simple and then you ramble on and on about being confused. <InsertNameHere>: gimme some context <InsertNameHere>: rephrase the question pls <InsertNameHere>: English is not my 1st language <FireChiefFraggle>: I have to go wash my dishes. Please answer the simple question before I return <FireChiefFraggle>: I will not be able to deal with you being a jerk to me like this <InsertNameHere>: ffs, just rephrase the question pls <InsertNameHere>: wtf are u on about? <InsertNameHere>: just tell me what u want <InsertNameHere>: i have no time for this, sorry <InsertNameHere>: i like u, but i genuinely don't understand what u want <FireChiefFraggle>: You say you feel that. I say that as well. As long as we both understand some of that. <InsertNameHere>: Fraggle, if i didn't like u, i simply wouldn't chat with u <InsertNameHere>: so forgive my poor language skills <InsertNameHere>: and pls rephrase the question u asked me <FireChiefFraggle>: Running also holds a special significance to a people denied violent resistance as a viable option, if only because it has always been the most potent tool available <InsertNameHere>: agreed 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 <FireChiefFraggle>: Are you reading to end the game? <InsertNameHere>: what do u mean? <FireChiefFraggle>: Dont ask a question to a question. That's rude. <InsertNameHere>: i genuinely didn't understand what u asked <FireChiefFraggle>: You, sir are not being polite <InsertNameHere>: Fraggle, i didn't understand ur question, honestly <FireChiefFraggle>: You just want to make this worse, don't you? I asked a question and you stonewall. <InsertNameHere>: maybe im out of context <FireChiefFraggle>: You're being very difficult <InsertNameHere>: no, i honestly dont get it <InsertNameHere>: when i do, i'll answer u <FireChiefFraggle>: Again, you deflecting doesn't help. <InsertNameHere>: defecting what? <InsertNameHere>: deflecting* <FireChiefFraggle>: You are going to double down on deflecting? <FireChiefFraggle>: Wow...you really don't want to answer the question. <InsertNameHere>: Fraggle, im confused af <InsertNameHere>: i have no !@#$ clue what u want <FireChiefFraggle>: Sir. I asked a question. It was simple and then you ramble on and on about being confused. <InsertNameHere>: gimme some context <InsertNameHere>: rephrase the question pls <InsertNameHere>: English is not my 1st language <FireChiefFraggle>: I have to go wash my dishes. Please answer the simple question before I return <FireChiefFraggle>: I will not be able to deal with you being a jerk to me like this <InsertNameHere>: ffs, just rephrase the question pls <InsertNameHere>: wtf are u on about? <InsertNameHere>: just tell me what u want <InsertNameHere>: i have no time for this, sorry <InsertNameHere>: i like u, but i genuinely don't understand what u want <FireChiefFraggle>: You say you feel that. I say that as well. As long as we both understand some of that. <InsertNameHere>: Fraggle, if i didn't like u, i simply wouldn't chat with u <InsertNameHere>: so forgive my poor language skills <InsertNameHere>: and pls rephrase the question u asked me <FireChiefFraggle>: Running also holds a special significance to a people denied violent resistance as a viable option, if only because it has always been the most potent tool available <InsertNameHere>: agreed He was not reading it. You are welcome. 1 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 People just don't understand Fraggle. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) People just don't understand Fraggle.To be fair, Fraggle doesn't understand Fraggle. Or, at least, Fraggle doesn't understand two-thirds of Fraggle's sub-personalities. Edited September 12, 2016 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Even now I have no !@#$ing clue what Fraggle was saying to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:58 PM Back to sticking weird things where they dont belong see we were talking to the same level there Again.....honestly didnt know the x-ray would show up there....that was bad when I hit the enter button 100% my fault FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:00 AM “It is apparent that the human mind is inhibited let alone creative,†the authors concluded. Manthrax - Today at 12:00 AM Hahaha FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:00 AM But wait for this understatement of the lifetime Manthrax - Today at 12:00 AM It's totally fine I'm pretty dull to horrible internet things I have really awful friends FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:00 AM Needless to say, wedging objects into one’s penis is a hazardous activity. Thats a solid piece of life advice Manthrax - Today at 12:03 AM Or a carefully formulated attempt to make sure no one else is having any fun FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:03 AM Look I'm not here to shame you If you are one of these people...that's fine I just dont understand it Manthrax - Today at 12:04 AM Wellllll I mean it's not for me. But people do all kinds of weird shit that I don't understand. Genital piercings are fairly mainstream, right? That's arguably worse because you know you're going to do damage like that, for sure. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:05 AM I disagree with fairly mainstream That would imply a sizable population Manthrax - Today at 12:06 AM Okay I mean we could debate about the margins for calling something mainstream But it's not unheard of by any stretch of the imagination FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:06 AM Well piercings also are holes that go through No something going in Like a fork or balloon Manthrax - Today at 12:07 AM Yeah but with a fork you could think "this will be fine I'll feel pressure and then it will come out and I'll be done" FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:07 AM There's no way that is part of a sizable poulation Manthrax - Today at 12:08 AM People are good at thinking weird shit FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:08 AM There's a very specific series of events that leads to the thought of shoving a fork up a penis Thats not day one stuff Thats what I want to know WHat else went up before the fork? Manthrax - Today at 12:09 AM I'm not sure that's true FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:09 AM Like where did you start to end up at the point that a fork made sense No way a fork was day one sexual pleasure You had to start somewhere else Maybe a Q Tip A snap pea I dpnt know......a lego Manthrax - Today at 12:10 AM D'awww. I used to like snap peas. Thanks. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:10 AM But a fork is not the first thing I knew you did Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM See here's my problem with your logic line FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM You're a weirdo....so I wanted to know where it started Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM Would you want to put a lego up there, if it was you? Or is that also a weird idea FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM No........but a fork is not better than a lego Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM Correct. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM So my point is still valid Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM But you're not in the right frame of mind if you can't concieve of a lego FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM Where does it start? Manthrax - Today at 12:12 AM You need to be in the cockjamming frame And you're not If you were, maybe you'd know that a fork first is totally legit ...I'm not in that frame of mind either FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:12 AM I understand I'm not in the "cockjamming frame" Manthrax - Today at 12:12 AM But for that reason I'm not quite as cavalier about what I'm willing to rule out FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:12 AM But my question was and still is valid You dont start with a fork Manthrax - Today at 12:12 AM Maybe it started with the fork! You don't know it didn't FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:13 AM If you start with a fork where do you go? Manthrax - Today at 12:13 AM Maybe the guy was going to have a salad, droped the fork on his dick, and was like "whoa" Like the discovery of penacilin FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:13 AM There's no chance of that I love that story but I dont believe it Manthrax - Today at 12:13 AM There is a very small chance of that! FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:13 AM No chance Manthrax - Today at 12:14 AM This is exactly the arguement I got in at dinner FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:14 AM No chance the guy is eating a salad and drops the fork and thinks "Hey...you know what...?" Manthrax - Today at 12:14 AM You can't even figure out why people want to put legos in cocks (and we didn't even ask what kind of lego, mind you) and suddenly you're 100% certain about what dudes are doing with forks? No FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:14 AM This starts with something else Manthrax - Today at 12:14 AM I don't buy it FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:15 AM I'm not saying he's placing large lego blocks in at first....maybe a small skinny one But you sont start with a fork The fork guys without a doubt had a balloon up there first Thats where the balloon lead expand a bit for the fork and FYI I have a solid answer of all of this Chopstick.....was first The guy said...the Chinese have it all wrong and he went with a fork Manthrax - Today at 12:17 AM Wooden chopstick? Splinters tho FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:18 AM really? that's your concern? Manthrax - Today at 12:18 AM Well if you're so !@#$in' smart why don't you draw me out the linear progression of cockplace items FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:18 AM The guy is building his way up to a fork Manthrax - Today at 12:18 AM Because you're such a !@#$ing authority on sexual creativity FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:18 AM I can and will Manthrax - Today at 12:18 AM okay yeah FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:18 AM You dont start with a !@#$ing fork Manthrax - Today at 12:19 AM I was being facetious but actually do draw me that FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:19 AM I honestly think it starts with a pencil eraser of smaller Manthrax - Today at 12:19 AM I just think the linear dynamic is not the right model to understand this type of mind FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:20 AM To see what can fit and stretch So rubber makes sense Manthrax - Today at 12:20 AM UGH Making sense is totally not what it's about FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:20 AM You dont start with metal Rubber comes before wood...no puns intended Wood would come before metal Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM I have never seen someone so categorically and completely fail to understand the psychology of urethra deviance FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:21 AM Then you explain youy You seem to know so much Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM I'm gonna put a phone headset up mine just to prove the point On a whim, right now Hang on a sec FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:21 AM blue tooth> ? Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM No like a regular home phone It's closer FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:21 AM You're mocking it Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM But yeah hang on FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:22 AM I'm dead serious Day one you dont start with sharp metal You explore Manthrax - Today at 12:22 AM Okay I tried but the dial tone put me off FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:22 AM Your lame jokes dont solve the issues at hand We had a 70 year old man with a fork shoved up your penis You cant belive that was day one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Next CB against t$ will be something about weak knees and sweaty palms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I love you two. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fraggle Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:37 PM Silly? How dare you? Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:38 PM You are also silly, but that's not what I said. Until just now, where I said it. Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:38 PM even with radiation, we can process it to make it fresh usable water FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:38 PM Who can honestly say there's no water on the moon? Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:38 PM Oh wow FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:39 PM The people who went there are the same people who used to run cigarette commercials during cartoons in the 1960s....they didnt know anything Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:39 PM This is an awfully open-minded stance for someone who can't concieve of a cock-jamming fork start as even possible FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:39 PM I stand by my stance on that issue You dont start pleasure with a fork!!! You work your way up Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:39 PM Well at least you're consistent Because you're wrong about both FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:39 PM Let me ask a serious question Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:39 PM omg, this trump vs clinton debate is stupid Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:40 PM Thrax vs. Fraggle is better We somehow actually make more sense FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:40 PM So when you learn to dive into a pool...does anyone start at the 10 meter level? No? Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:40 PM !@#$ off and stop validating my derail FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:40 PM Then you dont start sexual pleasure by jamming a fork up your penis Thats my logic and it's so true Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:40 PM I understand your logic and reject it FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:40 PM I gave you options I gave you the option of chopsticks and you rejected it Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:41 PM You are more than likely correct in most cases but purporting to be certain is altogether ridiculous Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:41 PM is jamming a fork up your penis pleasurable? FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:41 PM Did you miss our conversation about jamming forks up penis? Because it got moved off the forums and listed as spam Which I disagree with Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:42 PM that was unjust Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:42 PM I missed it obviously FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:42 PM What we spoke about is nothing short of life advice Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:42 PM ^ FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:42 PM You never start with a fork Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:42 PM While Fraggle's stance is wrong and ridiculous, I do respect her commitment to community service by way of earnest, open dialogue about important issues FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:43 PM You sit here and talk about how it might be possible that some male on earth missed every other thing on earth to pleasure himself with first and went with a fork It's very true because it hits on logic No person would ever start with a fork Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:43 PM Do you trust Big Baby Who Can't Judge as a judge? FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:43 PM I do Can we explain our sides Without you trying to counter my every move? Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:44 PM sits in the judge chair Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:44 PM Isn't that what you are doing? If your points were so good it wouldn't matter at all if I tried to counter them FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:44 PM No I am stating facts while you just sit there and mock my judgement of sexual pleasure Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:44 PM You're sad they don't hold up Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:44 PM wait a second what its the issue you two are debating about sexual pleasure or using a fork for sexual pleasure FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:45 PM Manthrax believes (wrongly) that you can shove a fork up your penis and that would be a first thing you did for a release. I disagree Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:45 PM https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/16200-random-drop/?p=282685 FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:46 PM yea...disregard what I just said and read that That would be a better way to judge our stances Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:46 PM Fraggle, who admits she doesn't understand why anyone would put something up a penis, claims to somehow be certain it wouldn't be a fork. Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:46 PM well, manny knows the dirty thoughts of a canadian teenager FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:46 PM You claim the fork is first Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:46 PM I say it's possible, yeah FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:46 PM I disagreed and said you have to start smaller thats the entire arguement Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:47 PM You swung wide and said you were sure Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:47 PM well, would it be just 1 of the teeth of the fork? its pretty small, I would say its possible FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:47 PM I would lay down every dollar I had to say that the guy would shoved a fork into his penis did not start shoving things with a fork Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:47 PM Uh oh FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:47 PM No no no Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:47 PM Big Baby Who Can't Judge is ALSO missing the point FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:47 PM It was the enitre fork LOL Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:47 PM Let's say it was all 4 tines facing inward Even then FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:48 PM let me do the same thing I did to manthrax Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:48 PM Are you comfortable saying, for sure, it wasn't the first thing the guy did? FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:48 PM which I am sorry for doing Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:48 PM covers his junk Oh you mean the picture. nvm. FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:48 PM I am more than sure that was not the first thing up his penis Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:48 PM "more than sure!" Wow that's bold I'm not even more than sure what planet I'm on FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:49 PM http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html The Huffington Post 4-Inch Fork Stuck In Penis Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them. Ju... Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:49 PM Let alone what wierdos put up dongs FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:49 PM If that doesnt settle the argument....I honestly don't know what else I can say. Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:49 PM what the hell is that even possible? FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:49 PM That guy did not start off shoving things with a fork, right Big Baby Who Can't Judge? It's 100% real Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:49 PM my penis hole is tiny FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:50 PM So the logic would go...you would need to start a lot smaller and expand from there Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:50 PM I doubt even one of the teeth of the fork can get up there Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:50 PM Not <necessarily> FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:50 PM Day one of shoving is not a fork Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:50 PM It's likely. But you can't be sure. Guy's obviously insane. You can't be sure. FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:50 PM You just passed a bold judgement You dont know if he is sane or not Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:50 PM if the guy is insane, he could teoretically shove anything up any hole all he would feel is more or less pain Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:51 PM That's true. That's exactly what I accused you of. Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:51 PM but he is insane, maybe he will get off by it FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:51 PM You dont know if he started like I claim...with something a lot smaller and worked his way up No Big Baby Who Can't Judge No You cant buy into the theory of sane or not. It's the act alone that matters Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:51 PM But I'm more confident about saying he's insane than you should be about him working his way up to a fork. FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:52 PM Skin can only stretch so much Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:52 PM ok, so manny here thinks its possible he shoved the fork up his penis with no previous shoving of smaller object Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:52 PM <possible> FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:52 PM Yes. Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:52 PM How is that even up for debate FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:52 PM I say that the man needs to work himself up Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:52 PM I think that however unlikely, there is a small chance that could be possible Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:52 PM It's so totally possible and Fraggle is wrong Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:52 PM but the chances are 1 trillion to 1 FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:52 PM oh screw off There's not even a small chance of that Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:52 PM Nice try at a backpeddal Big Baby Who Can't Judge Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:53 PM even if the guy was insane, he wouldn`t start with a fork FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:53 PM You cant have it both ways Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:53 PM he would start with a pen cap or somethign FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:53 PM Make a judgement Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:53 PM You chose wrong she's gonna hate you for this way more than I would have if you'd sensibly lied and said she was right FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:53 PM THANK YOU Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:53 PM but the possibility is still there Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:53 PM Naaaw he already did that was a backpedal FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:53 PM Done...I knew I was right about shoving things up a penis Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:53 PM See? Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:53 PM 0.00000000001% chances FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:53 PM I saw the backpedal Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:53 PM maybe he went insane in 1 night FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:53 PM No chance at all...I'm 100% in on my side Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:54 PM and goes mutilates his penis FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:54 PM Manthrax is hoping for that .00000001% Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:54 PM It's more than that. FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:54 PM I'm all in on that never happening to anyone on day 1 Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:54 PM well, I would need more info then for xample, did the guy bleed? Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:54 PM See the thing is we're all thinking about this as people who wouldn't put even a tiny object up our dongs FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:54 PM How much more info can you want> I would assume there was bleeding at some point Big Baby Who Can't Judge- Yesterday at 11:55 PM if the guy bled, there is the chance manny is right Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:55 PM So we're not in the right frame of mind to really understand the kind of person who would Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:55 PM if the guy didnt bleed, fraggle is right FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:55 PM Well seeing how my dong is not around Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:55 PM Applying conventional logic to unconventional thought limits us FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:55 PM Hold on.....there are more pictures of this if I remember correctly Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:55 PM What does bleeding have to do with it Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:55 PM its like trying to shove an apple up your ass right this minute think of getting fisted up your ass Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:56 PM Fraggle do you want to shake on the fact that we chose an awful judge? FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:56 PM I would take better odds on Manthrax shoving an apple up his ass than a 70 year starting by shoving a fork I know who would be better....Buroham He would take a side Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:56 PM oooh, yeah Where is he Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:56 PM but I can`t take a side FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:56 PM He's been busy Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:57 PM well yes I can Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:57 PM ugh Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:57 PM there is a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance manny is right FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:57 PM Yea..I will be happy leaving knowing that Big Baby Who Can't Judge is an awful judge and our fork shoving conversation can happen later on I will agree with you on that Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:57 PM He did basically side with me but his poor show in how he did it makes me think him invalid Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:58 PM rofl Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:58 PM I don't want to win like that FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:58 PM get the heck Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:58 PM fuk yurself FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:58 PM you didnt even come close to winning Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:58 PM Your whole point was that it's impossible You just said there's a chance FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:58 PM IT IS Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:58 PM So actually, you lose You just admitted it FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:58 PM I never lose internet conversation Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:58 PM Big Baby Who Can't Judge isn't needed anymore Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:58 PM there are pills you can take to make your skin stretch Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:58 PM Big Baby Who Can't Judge actually was perfect FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:58 PM Big Baby Who Can't Judge was useless when he flip flopped Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:58 PM He got you to admit it Loser FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:59 PM Now he wants to know how to get a fork up his own penis Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:59 PM you are both losers FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:59 PM 100% useless now Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:59 PM and that debate was stupid Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:59 PM I am totally a loser but I won this arguement FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:59 PM I'm glad that me and Manthrax can walk away from this looking decent Manthrax - Yesterday at 11:59 PM The debate was not at all stupid, loser. Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Yesterday at 11:59 PM come up with something smarter to debate on and call me back FireChiefFraggle - Yesterday at 11:59 PM Big Baby Who Can't Judge will look totally weird on the forums Weirdo Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:00 AM you can`t put me on the forums Manthrax - Today at 12:00 AM Yeah everyone will be like "who's this guy who clearly has repressed thoughts about dongshoving and skin stretches" FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:00 AM lol Too late....already editing it to make me and Manthrax look so great Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:00 AM aw, you suk ass, I hope you get an apple up your butt FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:00 AM and you be the creepy Manthrax - Today at 12:01 AM Lemme know if you need logs of him talking about biting asses from earlier FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:02 AM http://www.casereports.com/article/S2210-2612(13)00232-0/pdf FYI very graphic in a medical sense But this is my proof No blood My side wins again Again FYI very graphic A 70-year-old man presented to the Emergency Department with macroscopic haematuria but no other urinary symptoms. Detailed history taking revealed he had self-inserted a 10 cm steel dining fork into his urethra 12 h prior, for autoerotic stimulation. There was no formal history of psychiatric disorders; however the patient had previous Morganella urinary tract infection, and concurrent prostatic carcinoma for which he declined radicaltreatment and had opted for watchful waiting. On examination, the fork was not visible, but palpable within the penile urethra. Now judge again based off that info This guy clearly did not start with a fork Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:05 AM I guess Fraggle wins? Manthrax - Today at 12:05 AM 1: In introducing new information, you're tainting the debate. But Big Baby Who Can't Judge DID ask. 2: Still not impossible. You still don't know. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:05 AM So I didnt know what prostatic carcinoma is Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:05 AM manny, you wouldn`t reveal my bitting ass logs to the public FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:05 AM I looked it up and saw it was Prostate Cancer And my first thought was..."Awww you was trying tog et the cancer out with a fork" Manthrax - Today at 12:06 AM Don't tempt me to do what I wouldn't do by telling me I won't do it FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:06 AM I'll see myself out Manthrax - Today at 12:06 AM Nothing makes me want to do it more Hahahaha Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:06 AM but that was private, you just wouldn`t dare Manthrax - Today at 12:06 AM See? there you go. Maybe he WAS trying to fork the cancer out. That would easily be a scenario to start with a fork. No time to !@#$ around with snap peas! FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:06 AM lol But he had it the wrong way Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:07 AM you both lose, the debate is stupid find a better debate FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:07 AM Should ahve gone tines first Fine...we'll find a better judge next time Hopefully I cheered Manthrax up a bit Manthrax - Today at 12:08 AM I mean He did side with both of us at different times, and waffled a bunch, and raised a bunch of nonissues, before saying the whole thing was pointless Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:08 AM Manny, you are sad? Manthrax - Today at 12:08 AM He is objectively a shitty judge FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:08 AM And fine...you baby...when I edit and post this...I will replace your name and it's safe with us.....nobody will know Manthrax - Today at 12:08 AM Anyone can tell FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:09 AM I will replace your name with "Big Baby Who Can't Judge" Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:09 AM my name will be poor judge? Manthrax - Today at 12:09 AM And.... yeah. I do feel better, actually. :smiley: FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:09 AM The people need to know!!!! Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:09 AM beh, you suck making points I was trying to understand both sides FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:09 AM This is all part of the conversation that the people must know No you dont get to try to justify your shitty judging Manthrax - Today at 12:10 AM Tell you what Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:10 AM I had to think like both of you before I could make a decision my decision is that you both suk ass Manthrax - Today at 12:10 AM Do you want Fraggle to judge your judging, or should I? We'll both do better than you would, even though you don't deserve it. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:10 AM No I dont want to pour over another 15 minutes of pointless crap to edit later on Big Baby Who Can't Judge sucks and thats that Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:10 AM I don`t care about your judging, you are both clearly insane Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM Let's assume you're right, and let's go farther to assume it matters at all FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM It does matter Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM What the !@#$ are you doing here listening. Community service? Come off it. Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:11 AM I was asked to Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM Why do you do what crazy people ask you to? FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM It matters because you still think we shouldnt go to the moon insteand of a dome Manthrax - Today at 12:11 AM That's weird dude. I'm worried about you. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:11 AM It's all about logic Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:11 AM that manny is a good question Manthrax - Today at 12:12 AM Why are you now agreeing with a crazy person? More flipflops! FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:12 AM If your logic is so flawed concerning shoving forks up peni.....then I can't take your other thoughts seriously Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:12 AM I did not know how insane you were and how off the rails this topic for debate would be so I stuck around FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:12 AM It's all the same to me Manthrax - Today at 12:12 AM No, sorry. Invalid. The topic was off the rails. Our approach to it was altogether measured and reasonable. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:13 AM We could have talked about the meaning of life...but I dont trust your judgement on that now because of the .0000000000000000000000000001 chance of a guy shoving a fork up his penis Did I miss a zero again? Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:13 AM the meaning of life makes more sense than a guy shoving a fork up his penis I didnt think that was possible FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:13 AM Oh I disagree Manthrax - Today at 12:14 AM There's a less than zero percent chance that someone putting a fork up their penii IS the meaning of life. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:14 AM I think the person who decides to shove a fork up his penis has lived a life Manthrax - Today at 12:14 AM With meaning FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:14 AM He has seen something This man knows how the world works Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:14 AM he has nothing left to see so he goes for the fork Manthrax - Today at 12:15 AM What if one day you turn 70 and you know, you just know That it's have a medical journal written about your forkcock.... or nothing. Wouldn't anything other than the fork, truly, be insane? FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:15 AM Knife oh I didnt read that right Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:15 AM the truly insane people don`t think they are insane FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:16 AM I feel so bad for the poor sap who comes into this room with zero context And reads this mess Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:16 AM luckily this room isn`t too populated Manthrax - Today at 12:17 AM wtf are you talking about Fraggle you must just mean Big Baby Who Can't Judge making a fool of himself. The rest is gold, and important for people to know. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:17 AM ahhhh You exhaust me We go through all of this with no real answer to the question I appeal to a higher judge Big Baby Who Can't Judge - Today at 12:19 AM good bye FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:20 AM lol Manthrax - Today at 12:20 AM Hahaha FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:20 AM see? I'm good for forgetting problems Manthrax - Today at 12:20 AM You just reminded me! FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:20 AM but seriously I do want a better judge.....he was crap boooooo Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM We could just put logs up and a poll But... you're going to lose. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:21 AM You're insane Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM Wanna quit while you're behind? FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:21 AM And the polls would be biased against me Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM Let's be realistic here this isn't a committe thing It's wrong and right You can't appeal to an authority about that FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:21 AM The judge was noncommittal... Manthrax - Today at 12:21 AM Public opinion has little bearing on it FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:22 AM Thats why we have appeal courts Manthrax - Today at 12:22 AM That's a legal thing FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:22 AM And we are in the legal court of Fork Shoving Manthrax - Today at 12:22 AM I feel this is a more important issue than mere legality IE: Should a court find you correct, I will reject their authority FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:22 AM oh you bastard This is no Kangaroo court Manthrax - Today at 12:23 AM Frankly FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:23 AM I just need to appoint the judges would will see my dies favorable side* Manthrax - Today at 12:23 AM And perhaps this is the REAL issue here... FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:23 AM No...no....no Manthrax - Today at 12:23 AM If I had to ask someone to be a judge about this issue aside from myself FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:23 AM I reject whatever you are about to say I will find a favorable judge Manthrax - Today at 12:24 AM I'd have chosen you. so the fact that you and I are the ones at an impass... do you really think there is a higher authority to appeal to? FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:24 AM No if you are suggesting that we post everything as is....minus Big Baby Judge who doesnt want his name out there...and set up a Supreme Court...I'll all in Manthrax - Today at 12:25 AM I'd be interested in the result but like I just said There's no good outcome for you. I don't think that a court that rules against me is legitimate. If you do, I have you at a disadvantage. FireChiefFraggle - Today at 12:25 AM I dont trust polls....they just need to hear my side and logic plus whatever crap you might add Dang....I cant even load everything said on one page.......this really did do off the rails Manthrax - Today at 12:26 AM Hahahah Edited October 6, 2016 by Fraggle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I would definitely take a side in this debate. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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