Ekejen Luish Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 The International Orbolympic Committee has decided that Meonesia will be allowed to enter the Orbolympic games. We of Meonesia assure you we will follow all standard rules and guidelines. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Goand is a tropical country, unlike some of the countries who've placed a bid You know what? Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 Seeing as Finland has a somewhat warm climate in the summer that would be suitable for the games, I don't see a problem. Though I do think that Finland would be more likely to win a bid for the 2016 Winter Games. 1 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Nation name: Wall Street Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=10838 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Probably. But hey, did you know that certain countries are too hot to run summer games? Scientists have proved that it is too dangerous to run a marathon if the temperature is over 27C degrees, and fainting can be reported at 25C meaning certain tropical countries will be too hot to hold the Olympic track events. XD Climate change can also affect this in the future, rendering many many cities unable to hold the Olympic games. Fortunately, Helsinki is safe from this (go Finland 2016!) http://www.citylab.com/weather/2016/08/its-getting-too-hot-for-the-olympics-climate-change-heat/495680/ Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 Wall street accepted. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 The International Orbolympic Committee has decided that Meonesia will be allowed to enter the Orbolympic games. We of Meonesia assure you we will follow all standard rules and guidelines. I smell bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnaldo Florin Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Nation name: San Florence Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=42829 Quote - - - Arnaldo Florin| King of San Florence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 I smell bullshitHey, if he's corrupt not only will we have the first Orbolympics we'll also get the first War of the Orbolympics. 4 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 If I was corrupt: Me: Time for another Orbolympics! Everyone else: Time for another war! Also San Florence is accepted Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) Meh, what the hell... The somewhat proud nation of Clogged Up Toilet hereby announces its desire to participate in this competition thingy. We'd also like to show our support for Fraggle Rock's host nation bid. It would be awesome to have a nation with unpowered cities host the games. I suggest all the events happen at night, so no one can see what's going on. Clogged Up Toilet is ready to bribe the organizing committee with a lap dance from Manthrax and with some top notch snek striptease, courtesy of Partisan. He'll shed his skin in a very sexy fashion. I assure the committee they will not be disappointed with both these acts. Important note: The nation of Clogged Up Toilet has 0 tolerance for corruption. Nation name: Clogged Up Toilet Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=34467 Edited August 21, 2016 by Insert Name Here 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 Accepted Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Nation name: Jodinia Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=36597 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Probably. But hey, did you know that certain countries are too hot to run summer games? Scientists have proved that it is too dangerous to run a marathon if the temperature is over 27C degrees, and fainting can be reported at 25C meaning certain tropical countries will be too hot to hold the Olympic track events. XD Climate change can also affect this in the future, rendering many many cities unable to hold the Olympic games. Fortunately, Helsinki is safe from this (go Finland 2016!) http://www.citylab.com/weather/2016/08/its-getting-too-hot-for-the-olympics-climate-change-heat/495680/ Average temperatures in Goand range from 22-26 degrees (Celsius) around this time. Rest assured that we will make sure this will never happen (go Frand 2016!) The International Orbolympic Committee has decided that Meonesia will be allowed to enter the Orbolympic games. We of Meonesia assure you we will follow all standard rules and guidelines. To avoid any accusations of partiality, the IOC should install a 5-member Fairness Board, made up of countries that do not plan and will never plan (at least for this Orbolympics) to enter the bidding contest, to make sure no-one is impartial. Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 To avoid any accusations of partiality, the IOC should install a 5-member Fairness Board, made up of countries that do not plan and will never plan (at least for this Orbolympics) to enter the bidding contest, to make sure no-one is impartial. I agree with this. I just need to figure out how. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) Leader: Vonnorman Nation: Normanlandia https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=9560 Host city: Normangrad Host nation: Normanlandia is completely safe from outside attackers. Normanlandia is generously powered. Normanlandia is actually completely devoid of native people (dont tell anyone). Normanlandia is basically a parking lot the size of a nation. Normanlandia (being a nuclear wasteland) is also quite warm due to the decay of radioactive materials. Normanlandia has doughnuts, pizza, hookers, coffee, cheetos, mountain dew (all types), AND BOOZE! Edited August 22, 2016 by vonnorman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 Leader: Vonnorman Nation: Normanlandia https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=9560 Host city: Normangrad Host nation: Normanlandia is completely safe from outside attackers. Normanlandia is generously powered. Normanlandia is actually completely devoid of native people (dont tell anyone). Normanlandia is basically a parking lot the size of a nation. Normanlandia (being a nuclear wasteland) is also quite warm due to the decay of radioactive materials. Normanlandia has doughnuts, pizza, hookers, coffee, cheetos, mountain dew (all types), AND BOOZE! Accepted Your bid will be considered Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacus Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) Nation name: Auspicium Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=28048 Edited August 22, 2016 by jackywho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapsie Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Why not! Nation name: The Imperial Federation of Nova Scotia Nation link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=10065 Quote We have seized the means of production. Though union, and self-governance, we have organized between all peoples of the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopard I Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Nation name: (RP Russian Federation) Kingdom of Prussia Nation link:https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=44271 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 Accepted Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Arrgh demands a raiding event 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 Arrgh demands a raiding event The International Orbolympic Committee has declined this. There is no punctuation. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 This needs to be an olympic sport here. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Nation Name: Chernigov Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=28194 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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