Jasmine Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Recognition of Hostilities In these tumultuous times of uncertainty, it is important to stand up for what is right and to stand up for your alliance. Approximately an hour ago, The $yndicate entered into a State of War with the New Pacific Order. We responded with swift justice. Now, there is peace in our time. o/ New Pacific Order o/ The $yndicate o/ Treaties 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 3 Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHat Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 But boony hit me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It is a pleasure to henceforth call you my allies. I look forward to our continued cooperation on mutually profitable ventures. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) This reminds me of a time I was stuck outside in Thailand after having a particularly bad case of Pol Pot's Revenge. I refused to go into a restroom for fear of being assaulted by Thai highwaymen, and the lightpoles didn't work at night so I had to travel around to try and find a remote enough area, but one that wouldn't get my taint stung by a Partisan snake in the grass. Eventually a mild-mannered Thai man who spoke English offered me multiple services, but eventually I settled on "designated shitting area". He pointed me to a particularly brown power pole. It was a lightpost but one that didn't seem to have power to it. I saw a steady stream of men approaching, dropping their pants, relieving themselves, and then leaving. This happened for a solid fifteen minutes before it was my turn. It wasn't particularly a great idea at the time because it was monsoon season but I approached anyway, sliding across the mud - hoping it was just mud - and eventually reached an area where the human waste would creep above my thick-base sandals. As I leaned forward shakily to remove my drawers, a clap of thunder aroused a fear and I leapt forward, pants unbound, face-first into this DEIC pit of excrement. The overwhelming stench awakened something deep inside of me - and my bowels erupted forth with thunderous applause. A cascade of bassoons were in play as the earth itself was torn asunder by the power and volume of the waste being expelled from my bottom into the air. Chunks of what I can only assume to be the remains of my dignity would plop down lightly - plop, plop, splish - and the foulness of it all reached my mouth. As I tasted what can only be described as a marriage between the 2016 GOP choices and the idea that slavery wasn't the cause of the Civil War, my sphincter deployed an Anal Strategic Series of Barely Legal Assaults on Strange Thais - an ASSBLAST. This ASSBLAST, with expulsions so dark that the wondrous old gods of lore themselves looked away in utter horror and disdain for what God wrought, coated the immediate area around me. And as I lay in the shadow of the valley of ass, I looked up at the shit post above me and faintly smiled at the horrific wonder before me, just as I do this day. Edited April 1, 2016 by Sargun 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivert Reise Arnor Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Snakes give me the creeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 roll magicboy Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Pain Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 roll magicboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyn666 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 let the world shuffle to the left, shuffle to the right, spin three times, and do the cha-cha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Snakes give me the creeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Snakes give me the creeps. It could be worse. for you curious weirdos out there - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoS Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) It could be worse. for you curious weirdos out there - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana That looks a lot like a black dick...with a grin. I wonder what he's grinning about. Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as "penis snake", "man-aconda", and "floppy snake", owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.[9][10][11] I'm glad I'm not alone in immediately thinking of dick when I saw that. Edited April 5, 2016 by SoS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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