Snakesssss

[Jasmine]

 

Recognition of Hostilities

 

In these tumultuous times of uncertainty, it is important to stand up for what is right and to stand up for your alliance.  Approximately an hour ago, The $yndicate entered into a State of War with the New Pacific Order.  We responded with swift justice.  Now, there is peace in our time.

 

 

o/ New Pacific Order

o/ The $yndicate

o/ Treaties

[Saruman]

[MrHat]

But boony hit me

[Prefonteen]

 

 

It is a pleasure to henceforth call you my allies. I look forward to our continued cooperation on mutually profitable ventures.

[Sargun]

This reminds me of a time I was stuck outside in Thailand after having a particularly bad case of Pol Pot's Revenge.  I refused to go into a restroom for fear of being assaulted by Thai highwaymen, and the lightpoles didn't work at night so I had to travel around to try and find a remote enough area, but one that wouldn't get my taint stung by a Partisan snake in the grass.

 

Eventually a mild-mannered Thai man who spoke English offered me multiple services, but eventually I settled on "designated shitting area".  He pointed me to a particularly brown power pole.  It was a lightpost but one that didn't seem to have power to it.  I saw a steady stream of men approaching, dropping their pants, relieving themselves, and then leaving.  This happened for a solid fifteen minutes before it was my turn.

 

It wasn't particularly a great idea at the time because it was monsoon season but I approached anyway, sliding across the mud - hoping it was just mud - and eventually reached an area where the human waste would creep above my thick-base sandals.  As I leaned forward shakily to remove my drawers, a clap of thunder aroused a fear and I leapt forward, pants unbound, face-first into this DEIC pit of excrement.

 

The overwhelming stench awakened something deep inside of me - and my bowels erupted forth with thunderous applause.  A cascade of bassoons were in play as the earth itself was torn asunder by the power and volume of the waste being expelled from my bottom into the air.  Chunks of what I can only assume to be the remains of my dignity would plop down lightly - plop, plop, splish - and the foulness of it all reached my mouth.  As I tasted what can only be described as a marriage between the 2016 GOP choices and the idea that slavery wasn't the cause of the Civil War, my sphincter deployed an Anal Strategic Series of Barely Legal Assaults on Strange Thais - an ASSBLAST.  This ASSBLAST, with expulsions so dark that the wondrous old gods of lore themselves looked away in utter horror and disdain for what God wrought, coated the immediate area around me.

 

And as I lay in the shadow of the valley of ass, I looked up at the shit post above me and faintly smiled at the horrific wonder before me, just as I do this day.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Sargun

[Olivert Reise Arnor]

Snakes give me the creeps.

[LordStrum]

roll magicboy

[T-Pain]

roll magicboy

[Brooklyn666]

[Auctor]

let the world shuffle to the left, shuffle to the right, spin three times, and do the cha-cha.

[Big Brother]

Snakes give me the creeps.

 

[Kurdanak]

Snakes give me the creeps.

It could be worse.

 

 

for you curious weirdos out there - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana

[丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™]

[SoS]

It could be worse.

 

 

for you curious weirdos out there - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana

That looks a lot like a black dick...with a grin. I wonder what he's grinning about.

 

Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as "penis snake", "man-aconda", and "floppy snake", owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.[9][10][11]

I'm glad I'm not alone in immediately thinking of dick when I saw that.

Edited April 5, 2016 by SoS