Well, all good things must come to an end, and just like the war itself, this play must come to an end. I'm still looking for payment, I'll *revise* any of these historical truths for the highest bidder. 2% discount to Guardian members.
Without further ado, lets plunge in.
The Obligatory Sequel, A Play
Written by: TheNG
Edited by: Your Mother
Starring:
Guardian as itself
Seven Kingdoms as itself
Terminus Est as itself
​Guerilla Republik as itself
Arrgh as itself
Green Protection Agency as itself
The Elysian League as itself
New Shrek Order as itself
Viridian Entente as itself
World Wrestling Federation as itself
The Syndicate as itself
Rose as itself
Act 4
Scene 1 - Outside Green Protection Agency's Castle
Scene: The Castle looms dark and foreboding over the surrounding landscape. Grey clouds move across the sky, covering the sun. A brisk wind chills the air and blows loose items around.
enter Green Protection Agency, The Elysian League, and New Shrek Order
Green Protection Agency
Alright, if I'm hunting Guardian, I'm going to need a few things. You, come with me. You stand here and try not to drool too much.
Green Protection Agency hurries into the castle, followed by an out of breath The Elysian League. New Shrek Order glances around and then walks away.
End Scene 1
Act 4
Scene 2 - The Throne Room of Green Protection Agency's Castle
scene: Green Protection Agency storms into the throne room, followed by The Elysian League. Both alliances are surprised to see Viridian Entente, The Syndicate, and World Wrestling Federation measuring the throne and wrapping it in plastic.
Green Protection Agency
*surprised and angry*
Ahh, VE. May I ask what you and your flunkies are doing in my castle? And taking my throne, no less.
Viridian Entente looks up
Viridian Entente
Hello GPA. Apparently there have been rumors of a conspiracy to roll you. Markets have been spooked, so I'm repossessing some of your stuff. Not too much, your throne, some subjects and their score. You know, the usual. Isn't that right Syndicate?
The Syndicate
Absolutely. We must protect our investments. Nothing personal.
Green Protection Agency
*frustrated*
You can't take any of this, it is all mine as ruler of this world. Do you fools really want to get on my bad side? Do you want to end up like Rose?
Viridian Entente
Oh yeah, we're taking Rose too. And The Elysian League there.
Green Protection Agency
WHAT? My Life Slave?
​turns to The Elysian League
Anything to say?
The Elysian League
*quietly*
You are a tyrant and a false-neutral. I will serve no longer.
The Elysian League walks behind Viridian Entente, averting its gaze. Viridian Entente smirks as World Wrestling Federation and The Syndicate pick up the throne and carry it out of the room. As it leaves, World Wrestling Federation opens Rose's cage, allowing the alliance to samba out. Green Protection Agency stares in hatred..
Green Protection Agency
*softly and angrily*
You think you can get away with this? I rule this world, there is no place in this world you can hide. You will pay for this treachery....
Viridian Entente
Hah. I think you'll have bigger problems. But by all means, come after me. I'll just win another war!
Viridian Entente and The Elysian League exit the throne room. GPA stands silently, then yells in rage. Suddenly, a closet door opens and another alliance steps out.
Green Protection Agency
Who are you? Where did you come from?
Sigma
Hello, I'm Sigma, and I'll be leaving now.
Sigma silently walks out of the room. Green Protection Agency stares around in frustration
Green Protection Agency
Ugh, why is all this happening today? I need to get control of this!
*to itself*
Get ahold of yourself, GPA. You're the ruler of the world. Many alliances have fallen before you, VE will be no different.
Resolute, Green Protection Agency marches out of the throne room. As it proceeds down the hallway, an alliance steps out from the shadows.
Green Protection Agency
New Shrek Order? Is that you? Fall in line, we've got alliances to kill!
Abbas Caliphate
*softly and calmly*
I'm afraid I can't do that GPA. You see, I've achieved my final form. Allahu Akbar.
Green Protection Agency
What? I don't have time for this you fool. Fall in line!
Abbas Caliphate
*louder and more insistently*
Allahu Akbar.
Abbas Caliphate pulls aside its jacket.
Green Protection Agency
Uh-oh.
Abbas Caliphate erupts in a nuclear firestorm. The castle is destroyed instantly and the surrounding land is devastated, swept clean. Green Protection Agency is sent flying for miles, crashing far away from the crater that used to be its castle.
End Scene 2
Act 4
Scene 3
Scene- The landscape is devastated, blackened and with ash raining down from the nuclear detonation. The sun is completely covered by clouds. Green Protection Agency comes to lying a crater and surrounded by other alliances.
Green Protection Agency
What..... happened......
Guardian
So I hear that you're stealing my job. Looks like this was made easy.
Seven Kingdoms
This was easy. Who would've thought GPA would destroy its own castle? Now lets just finish it off, and go find Rose.
Guerilla Republik and Arrgh grab Green Protection Agency by an arm and the alliance hands suspended between them. Terminus Est begins punching Green Protection Agency and smiling. Seven Kingdoms and Guardian look on.
Guardian
This is fun, I like it when we win for once!
Seven Kingdoms
Alright, tell Terminus Est to finish up, and we'll have saved the world! Think how famous we'll be! It'll be great!
Terminus Est pulls out a large, blunt knife and prepares to stab Green Protection Agency. Suddenly, the alliance flicks its wrists and sends Guerrilla Republik, Arrgh, and Terminus Est flying. Seven Kingdoms and Guardian look on in shock as Green Protection Agency staggers to its feet.
Green Protection Agency
Thought you..... could kill...... me? I never had...... the chance to kill you.... the first time. Looks.... like I get.... the chance...... now.
Green Protection Agency stumbles toward Guardian and Seven Kingdoms, who back away quickly. Guardian stumbles and falls, then scrambles to its feet desperately and begins to run away.
Guardian
I can't do this. I'm scared!
Seven Kingdoms
Guardian! Help me! Where is everybody?!
​Seven Kingdoms shrinks as Green Protection Agency approaches. Guerrilla Republik tries to get to its feet, but collapses to the ground and looks away. Green Protection Agency prepares to strike to final blow against Seven Kingdoms when a bar stool is smashed over its head. Green Protection Agency collapses.
​The Dutch East India Company
Nice try, tyrant. Nobody messes with orange.
United Purple Nations quickly ties Green Protection Agency up, while The Dutch East India Company helps Seven Kingdoms up. The other alliances stagger up and approach.
Guardian
You two! But you said you wouldn't help!
United Purple Nations
Yeah, and we didn't help. We won, singlehandedly. You guys are all welcome for saving the world!
The Dutch East India Company
Yeah, looks like another victory for the forces of freedom and capitalism!
The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations high-five
Guardian
What?! You guys didn't do anything but walk in at the end! We did all the hard work!
Guerilla Republik
That's right! It isn't fair! We won the war!
Arrgh
ARRRRRRGGHHHHH!!!
United Purple Nations
Yeah, I don't remember that. Do you DEIC?
The Dutch East India Company
​Remind me, who defeated Green Protection Agency?
Oh yeah, us. Looks like we won.
United Purple Nations
Yeah, I guess we will become famous as the saviors of the world. Since we're nice, you guys want a ride?
The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations begin to walk away when Viridian Entente pops up from behind a rock
Viridian Entente
*triumphantly*
Ahh, I don't think any of you won. While I thank you for assisting in beating the Green Protection Agency, this wonderful doctored footage appears to show me defeating the world-ruling tyrant all by myself. And look, its already all over the internet. Man, I really am great with this whole war thing. If you don't mind, I'll go enjoy my new fame now. But as consolation, I'll let you keep GPA. I have no use for it.
Viridian Entente walks away, smiling. All the other alliances stare after it openmouthed.
Guardian
So... none of us won?
Guerilla Republik
I.... guess not.
The Dutch East India Company
Well that isn't fair.
All the Alliances stand in a rough circle and look around unhappily at each other and Green Protection Agency.
Seven Kingdoms
So.... what do we do with GPA?
United Purple Nations
Well, I suppose we could shove it in a locker or something. That should hold it.
Terminus Est
Or we could spill its intestines all over the floor.
Seven Kingdoms
Nah... Lets just go.
The group of alliances begins to walk away, dragging Green Protection Agency. Suddenly, Rose appears.
Rose
Wait! I want to party too!
Guardian
Rose? Rose!
Rose
Hahah, I can't wait to have cake! Where is my birthday car?
United Purple Nations
Looks like you really can't fix stupid.
Seven Kingdoms
You know what? I say we celebrate this! Even if no one knows it, we know we beat GPA and saved the world! And that is what matters.
Who wants to go have some fun!
Terminus Est and Guerilla Republik
Sure
The Dutch East India Company
You guys didn't do anything, but whatever.
Arghh
Arrgh!
Guardian
Wait, wait.
United Purple Nations
What?
Guardian
I'm in charge here, so we go where I want to go.
Seven Kingdoms
​Where do you want to go?
Guardian
To do what I suggested.
Seven Kingdoms
You mean what I suggested.
Guardian
Exactly, just what I just suggested.
Seven Kingdoms
I really hate you sometimes, you know that?
The Alliances again begin to walk away in a group, leaving the destroyed land and talking among themselves. The sun begins to poke around the clouds and as Green Protection Agency is dragged away, the world seems a little bit brighter.
End Act 4
And there we go, another one of these down. I hope everyone enjoyed reading these as little as I enjoyed writing them. Now go start another war, alright?
This already exists. If you go to the "alliances" page and search for a color, (let's say blue) it will bring up just the blue alliances organized by score.
I like a good hypothetical as much as the next guy, but you must admit this one is simply ludicrous. If those 3 alliances and Jodo were all in a room, he (in hypothetical reality) wouldn't get to shoot at all, as GPA would judge the gun a threat to the safety of the green sphere and kill everything in the room with its spies before a round had left the chamber.
Also, if Jodo kills an alliance, is he still president?
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