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Alex and I are starting the EM defense force, don’t let us catch you talkin shit about our little EM.

Hey guys! I'm back from Four Winds Mental Hospital in Saratoga. Boy that was interesting. I call it a hospital, but it didn't feel like one. Anyway, yeah. I attempted suicide again. Obviously, I failed. So you guys get to be annoyed by me until I decide to try again or get myself killed in some heroic fashion. Chute Mi and Shadow are the most understanding, patient, and kind P&W players I have met. I owe them a shit ton, but they'll have to settle for my deepest thanks. For the rest of you, carry on. Nothing interesting to see here.

Downvotes are back.

Our third city of Glänzenküste has been constructed, and completed! Our three cities are fully powered and equipped with all of the civil engineering required to make living in Kepos comfortable and safe. We have also recently won the war against Maximillian I of Prussia! Glory to our Heiligenscheins for making all of this possible.

I'm Trans and go by Denise Now

Ayyy lmao

2500 days old today. Old man yells at clouds

KT-bruddas n frens

Just as I was about slide into those DMs....... Smh, way to disappoint. 😒

dear capitalist scumlords of pnw, ur all clowns lmao

Remember to wash your hands folks.

Whoever is killing my spies better hope I don't find out who it is. I will end you.

Me when no radiation: 😪 Me when radiation(big fan): 😎

Wiggum is the most useless mod to ever have been a mod in the entire history of the internet.

Would you rather have transparent skin that’s UV proof (so you don’t bake your insides) or have mirror skin?

Ay just quit the game, freedom here I come

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i really have no idea how one of the most awful, bigoted, alliances became "haha funny crusade man!" it's honestly really disgusting behavior and i did, to an extent, expect better from some of you

Speedrunning challenge but it’s how long it takes someone to bring up NPO in a completely unrelated thread

speedrunning challenge but it's how long it takes you to find a slur in the KT discord server

Sheepy will ya open the suggestions forum for once in your life? At least don't outright lie to us when you say you're "all ears".

I have awaken

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Eight years in this godforsaken game. Here's to another eight.

Republic of Avalon; Official Blog [26-3-2024] A handful of beautiful photos of our Chief Mouser, "Skye Cookie"

Even If I never really interacted with you. "RedArmy" would always come up as the friendliest players both in servers and the yearly awards. I can tell by the reaction that people have, that everyone enjoyed the time that they had with you. No matter what our "Characters" are and how we portray them. At the end of the day, we are still human. I don't know how much value I have in this universe, but I do know that I've made a few people happier than they would have been without me, and as long as I know that, I'm as rich as I ever need to be. - Redarmy

hi.

We are doing well. The nation I mean, we have upped our life expectancy to 75 with the introduction of the Life Shot, which can enhance muscle usage, and make you feel more energetic. Dont think its steroids, its just a medication.

Need emotional support? Bird will pledge himself and provide his own shoulder to cry on for only a low price of c24 for 2 rounds. Need even more support? Full hug, no questions asked, warchest, c25 and c26. Inquire today!

Need mid tier support? Aiya will pledge herself and provide her own warchest for only a low price of c26 for 2 rounds. Need even more support? Full war, no questions asked, warchest, c27 and c28. Inquire today!

I have updated my nations flag

Left Black Skies to get in Carthago hope things go well

Don’t call me “in active,” call me the opposite, “out active” cuz I’m always logged in.

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I hate all of you 🤪

Best friend calls me from the hospital to say Ciao (from this life). I say a few things, who's going to take care of his cats when he's gone, things like that, but there's not really anything you can say to that.

Do you ever find a song you haven't heard since you were just a wee little child, and you break down crying at the wash of nostalgia, regret and sadness that overtakes you? Shit, I gotta clean my face lol.

Delta is pog. They have free wifi, lez go.

Right, I have a flight in a few hours. Aka, 8 am. Im gonna catnap and see if I can give myself some functionality. Enjoy my gift to you all. Gonna be real, not sure if I'll be back for a few days. We'll see.

Do you ever get so tired that your face physically hurts?

Unlike rivals such as the Ford Expedition that have dropped their eight-cylinder engines in favor of smaller, turbocharged units, the 2015 Chevrolet Tahoe soldiers forward with a vastly improved version of its standard 5.3-liter V-8

Happy 6 years from the oldest nation here. o7 Sława

I'm back! But if you didn't know I left, that just means I'm still irrelevant, and being irrelevant is OK. My mom said so.

Sermon time! Yayyy! All this time to myself gave me a lot of time to think. Disclaimer, everything I say is my opinion and mine alone. I do not speak for anyone else and I am not saying that I am right, but that it is merely my insight and I realize as a human being my insight may be skewed. Feel free to debate anything with me at anytime. Or scoff at me and call me an idiot. Extra disclaimer, after writing this I realize this can be pretty emotional for the select few that can relate. Read at own risk. Right so let's start. This is going to be much less religious and more philosophical which I am sure y'all will appreciate. I was thinking about this after I talked about games I played, and I had a flash back to the ending of "What Remains of Edith Finch". By the way, if you haven't played it I highly recommend it. It isn't super long but it still manages to choke me up at the end. Anyway, it was a striking story and there are many interpretations. The ending got me. Edith went through all this work to discover her family and we develop a connection.... And she just up-and-dies on us. I literally, in between gasps, said, "What the actual [insert f-word here]" But thinking about it, I understood it. If you don't know the story then you are going to have no clue what I am talking about lol, but she realized she was going to die and she didn't shy away. She didn't try and hide it or play it off. Instead she got what she needed so that when her child was born (and she died) her baby would learn the history of the family (and curse) he was born into. The last line Edith says in that game is something along the lines of, "Don't be sad that I'm gone, be happy that any of us were given a chance in the first place." Now, to play off that, a quote that I will never forget until the day I die (which I only learned pretty recently that it is actually a famous quote by Dr. Seuss, but I have a personal story behind it). That quote is, "Don't be sad that it's over. Be glad that it happened." This is something we can all take from. Even the best of us. We all feel nostalgic, or depressed even, over the past and how it cannot be recovered. For me that would be memories of playing games with my younger brothers when we were little. We played Mario and the Wii. And I never appreciated how much I loved it until it never happened anymore, which brings me to the next one. When I was little, I watched lots of kiddie cartoons. I never even liked them, but shows like Jacks Big Music Show, Mickey Mouse Club House and Winnie the Pooh I watched almost daily. I look back and see that, weirdly, some of the most child-oriented shows (and books) have the most philosophical statements. Winnie the Pooh is amazing in this field. When I was a wee child, I never understood what these quotes meant. Now unfortunately I do. "We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun." When I think of this I think of minecraft for some reason. I am not good at redstone or any of the new mechanics, but I remember when minecraft first came out (to the public). I remember loading it up and thinking it was shit. Back then it was pretty pointless imo, but I learned to love playing with my brothers. I remember one time we all connected to each other and had a level together in which we were doing survival. We ended up building a huge hotel out of wood planks and, being the little kids we were, thought we were the best minecraft players ever. Then the file corrupted and it was gone. We never played like that again. I do believe I was a bit sad but I didn't think much of it, I just moved on to something else. Looking back, I miss those times. Also looking back, I remember something that tinges me with nostalgic sadness and brings tears to my eyes every time. Years and years ago, there was a show (for the life of me, I can not remember it's name nor could I find it) that would be on at sunrise. I don't remember the channel or what days it happened. My dad would wake my brother and I up and we would watch the show together on the couch. Nobody else would be awake, and we'd have pancakes and everything was good as we watched the sunrise over the great plains and see amazing shots of nature and the narrator explaining what animals were doing every morning. I want to cry everytime I think of this but, I remember getting mad at my dad because I didn't want to watch the show. I wanted to watch spongebob or something stupid like that. I was young but I already had a fierce tone and I yelled at him. He was taken aback and then gave me the remote. That was the last time that show was on before it was cancelled. Again, I don't remember why or how or even when exactly. But I remember the next time it was supposed to be on going and looking and it wasn't there. Neither was the next time, or time after that. And we just forgot about it. Even as I am sad about just about everything nowadays, I know there is good that can happen. I would be lying if I said that "keeps me going". It doesn't, but it is nice to think about. Now I am older, I have depression, a terminal illness, my parents are divorced, my brothers have disassociated from me, and I am holding on to life by threads. But, instead of wishing I was never born like I used to, I am glad that it happened. I learned what true happiness was from a young age. Among fighting between my parents, money issues, and me first getting diagnosed, there was happiness and love and hope. That childhood optimism is long gone. But I had it. The fact that I had it in the first place, even in those circumstances is something I treasure. And all those memories and thoughts and feeling I am glad I had. It all comes full circle back to that game I mentioned. I don't expect myself to live long, through my disorder, depression, or my current lack of will, I am glad I was born. At least I am grateful that I was given a chance. A chance that was, so far, ruined. Sorry. My point is, don't throw away what you have when you have it. Shit will get worse, and it doesn't always get better. We will all die eventually and death is not pleasurable. Trust me, I know. Everyone has to find something to hold on to. Even though I talk about all these memories and such, my partner is who keeps me alive currently. Without them I'd be dead for sure. I stay alive for them, and in return they are helping me make more memories and be happy again. Ahem. If you read all this, I'm sorry for my rant. You either think I am full of shit, overdramatic, or just depressing. And that's fine. Because honestly, this was good for me lol. Thinking this out and typing it up, I did cry a bit. Remembering my mistakes and good times. I will do this more probably. Next sermon will be about being remembered. Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy. Godspeed.

holy frick imagine letting npo live rent free in your head. pathetic

I don't know what you all are doing for lockdown but I am learning how to play the Minecraft theme on piano. Along with Ride of the Valkeries, Amazing Grace, and others.

Like this if you ever had to go pooop really bad but you were in a walmart so you are like omg I have to use the public restroom so you go into the restroom and someone is in the smaller stall and you take the bigger one and there is no lock on it and you're like whatever I'm going to poop my pants so you go in and you are doing your business and then you hear people coming in and out and you're like whatever bc going to the bathroom doesn't really bother you if you're in public so you're just scrolling on your phone on whatever app and letting it all go and then yous see feet at the stall door and then the door opens and there is a giant guy standing there in crocs staring at you and you look up from your phone and make eye contact and he's like omg i'm so sorry and you're like nah its fine man i'm just pooping and he just is like i'm so sorry and you're like its good and go back to scrolling on your phone and he's locked in some shock moment and then 30 seconds later he says sorry again and closes the door. Like this if you had that happen to you.

happy birthday to my lovely self

So, "NPO dindu nuffin" crowd, what do you say now you spineless shit eaters?