Popular Post Jacob Apple Posted March 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2022 (edited) As the leader of Waffle House, a founding member of The Johnsons, I wanted to address the increasingly widespread allegations of a supposed Johnsons hegemony. While it is true that we have long been the largest and most powerful sphere in the game, it is not true that we hold hegemonic ambitions. Our goals have always been to defend each other, and to support the growth and improvement of our respective communities. To that end, I am officially dispelling all false rumors that have been raised. 1) We did not create Ro$e as a puppet sphere that we could use to roll anyone who speaks out against us. 2) The Armed Peacekeepers are not a GPWC-style tax farm. 3) While it is true we have unlimited Johnson power, we have no plans to wage a perma-rolling of the rest of the game. We'll let that one slide for now, Decagon. We understand that no sphere could possibly hope to take us on in our current state. In a gesture of mercy to the rest of the game, we hereby announce the following cancellations: 1) Waffle House has given Genesis a 72-hour notice expiring today. 2) The Fighting Pacifists have given Soldiers of Liberty a 72-hour notice expiring today. 3) Waffle House has given the USSR a one-week notice. This does not change the reality that your Johnson overlords are here to stay. But we hope it's enough to reduce the appearance of the gamebreaking hegemony we are so unfairly accused of. Signatures: WH: Jacob Apple - The Owner (Leader) Quackers - Unit Manager (2IC) Kode - Unit Manager (2IC) Baron - Customer Service Manager (FA) Gerry - Head Cashier (EA) Changeup - Head Cashier (EA) Iron - Rockstar Grill Operator (IA) Ecynthia - Head Server (MA) TFP: Ori—Lead Facilitator Shwin—Head of Milcom Erik—Head of FA Baron—FA 2ic thanks to changeup for helping w/ some of the writing TLDR: The Johnsons are separating from BLOC. Edited March 12, 2022 by Jacob Apple Links didnt work 1 26 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hidude45454 Posted March 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jacob Apple said: 1) We did not create Ro$e as a puppet sphere that we could use to roll anyone who speaks out against us. 2) The Armed Peacekeepers are not a GPWC-style tax farm. 3) While it is true we have unlimited Johnson power, we have no plans to wage a perma-rolling of the rest of the game. That's exactly what a sphere with hegemonic ambitions would say Fortunately, since it's the Johnsons, I am okay with this 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Krampus Posted March 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2022 How do you issue a 72 hour notice to alliances that don't use discord? Do you just send carrier pigeons or something? 21 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Krampus said: How do you issue a 72 hour notice to alliances that don't use discord? Do you just send carrier pigeons or something? Which AA doesn't use discord? Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Auditore da Firenze Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 All hail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 (edited) Despite all the memes about being a hegemoney or that y'all are the worst sphere in the game. Y'all were a great community in this game by going along with the memes and I'm sad to see this sphere disband. I wish everyone the best of luck, in their futures. Edited March 12, 2022 by darkblade 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnauzerguy Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Krampus said: How do you issue a 72 hour notice to alliances that don't use discord? Do you just send carrier pigeons or something? No no, they used the high tech johnsons messaging application. You’re clearly underestimating the true strength of this sphere krampus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Apple Posted March 12, 2022 Author Share Posted March 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, darkblade said: Despite all the memes about being a hegemoney or that y'all are the worst sphere in the game. Y'all were a great community in this game by going along with the memes and I'm sad to see this sphere disband. I wish everyone the best of luck, in their futures. The Johnsons are separating from BLOC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Crunch Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Gotta say I loved how you guys have embraced the memes. Never change, keep your communities alive, no matter how easy to raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Jacob Apple said: The Johnsons are separating from BLOC. The Johnsons are still gonna be around? hell yeah, we still have our hegemoney!!!! Edited March 12, 2022 by darkblade 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 “Hold my Johnson.” -Kev *Grandfather of The Johnsons and Daimyo of TFP & DB* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJinx Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Hell yeah! Was fun while it lasted, Wish you luck B.L.O.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben-Gurion Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 A tear rolls down my cheek as I hear birds chirping and the sounds of children playing for the first time in years. The iron curtain has been lifted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Schmo Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Johnsons is a hegemony no matter how small they get bc they have big di Johnsons energy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Our gracious meme hegemony has been laid to rest. And in its place is the boring studio approved spin-off we never asked for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 The Johnsons Hegemony was a joke which u ended up taking seriously. This is the funniest shit I have read all day lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Kalachthefirst said: The Johnsons Hegemony was a joke which u ended up taking seriously. This is the funniest shit I have read all day lol Oh dear. Why don't you reread some of our "evil plans" and think about what you've said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Krampus said: How do you issue a 72 hour notice to alliances that don't use discord? Do you just send carrier pigeons or something? C'mon Krampus, you've been around the game long enough to know that the truly advanced players use telepathy to get their thoughts across. I am aware that you've still yet to achieve yours, and that you hide behind your city count to appear more advanced, but I can read your mind. It's okay my friend. I know you want to be able to read minds and send telepathic messages like SRD sending sweet whispers or Prefontaine's violent pained screams that won't stop because he can't control his power anymore. Everything's going to be alright though buddy, our Johnson's overlords are benign and very peaceful. Last night I fell asleep to Quichwe counting the sheep on his peaceful farms while making asmr noises. It was a great experience and it deepens my trust in Johnsons. God Bless them all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronan Iroha Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 (edited) The Johnsons hegemony saved the game from themselves, truly a commendable action :duccpray: Edited March 13, 2022 by ronan_iroha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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