Popular Post Prefonteen Posted February 6, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Hither came Buorhann, the Mensan, black-bearded, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a hippo, a slayer, a hippo, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic girth, to tread the jeweled sands of the Earth under his sandalled hooves. "Dio! I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that today, twenty-three stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Dio; so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! Grant me Guardians! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!" Edited February 6, 2018 by Partisan 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Barto666 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 i dont think it took an iq above 140 to know the outcome here.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JtTeE Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 It's a hippo. Run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Dio. Dio. Dio. It’s as if you wish to summon me. Say it thrice, believe in the Sand, drop a steamroller... Dio is pleased. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 risk it for the biscuit Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 6, 2018 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 6, 2018 Is this an activation of our SDSTLMDAP? *Super Duper Secret Totally Legit Mutual Defense and Aggression Treaty 1 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Buorhann has become the Valkyrie. When I saw Buorhann, I fell in love. I mean, Buorhann is a Valkyrie. He's great. But he's a Valkyrie. Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Yes? You need 140 IQ to beat one Mensa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 >Solid words of advice, @Vanek26 >Get in a thread with Pablo >Post some funny images >Go sleep >Wake up >mfw see this thread Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 IRL mine is 141 Here it's 2.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Anneal Posted February 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 8, 2018 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Partisan's posts. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memes and cultural references most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Buorhann's Civilization addiction, which is deftly woven into his characterization – his personal philosophy draws heavily from the books of Dio Brando, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of these jokes, to realize they're not just funny – they say something deep about life. As a consequence, people who dislike Terminal Jest truly are idiots – of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the rep farming on the OWF, which itself is a cryptic reference to Micchan's posts. I'm smirking right now, just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the snek's genius wit unfolds itself on their laptop screens. What fools. How I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Terminal Jest tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only, and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own, preferably lower, beforehand. Nothing personal, kid. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 8, 2018 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 8, 2018 7 hours ago, Anneal said: And yes, by the way, I DO have a Terminal Jest tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only, and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own, preferably lower, beforehand. Nothing personal, kid. Anneal confirmed for lesbian? Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Anneal said: tattoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Dr Rush said: Anneal confirmed for lesbian? The same answer applies even if I was a woman, for different reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Live from the Hippo front: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefonteen Posted February 10, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) Welcome to our weekly IQ140 newsletter! BK archeologists recently uncovered shocking revelations at an excavation site in Egypt, the impact of which forces us to rectify our historic accounts. Ancient hieroglyphs indicate the existence of human interaction with a divine diety closely resembling a hippo. They speak of a man-like animal with the strength of a thousand nations; Noble in pursuit and posessing great strength and girth. According to Robert E. Lee; expert on ancient linguistics, the transcripts prophesize a holy battle and a great victory. He sketched a modern-day version of what he found: As we continue our exploration of ancient history, we now know one thing for sure: Buorhann the Barbarian is not a modern day phenomenom. He may well be our cultures incarnation of something greater and stronger, with more girth. And now, this champion of the gods has called out to the sands he hailed from, in search of his forlorn brothers. Will they rise from the sands and fulfill the prophecy? Will they complete their destiny? Edited February 10, 2018 by Partisan 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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