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After some bickering and so many leaks that the Titanic seems seaworthy by comparison we have all decided to dissolve the Inquisition bloc. Cornerstone, Black Knights, Zodiac, and New Pacific Order have decided that our brief experiment to change Orbis was doing us so little good that we have decided to invoke Article VI of the Inquisition charter and the Inquisition bloc will come to an end in approximately 72 hours of this being posted.

 

Signed for the Inquisition,

 

Grand Inquisitor; Roquentin

 

Lord High Inquisitor; Lord of Darkness

 

High Inquisitor of Internal Affairs; Rache Olderen

 

High Inquisitor of Defense; Bezzers

 

High Inquisitor of Economics; Curufinwe

 

High Inquisitor of Foreign Affairs; Aerys Targaryen

 

 

I forgot to mention that, given the disappointment in our bloc failing, we have unanimously decided that Cornerstone, Black Knights, New Pacific Order and Zodiac will join together in one alliance called the Inquisition under the absolute leadership of Roquentin, as he was actually the leader of the Inquisition Bloc it seemed like the natural conclusion. None of our former treaties that weren't NPO's will carry over as a result and are to be cancelled effective immediately. If you want to know what our charter is ask Roquentin for a copy of NPO's, we decided that whatever their charter was would be our new one. As the former Grand Pilus of Cornerstone I am looking forward to Roquentin's administration and in, the spirit of giving, we offer to the Syndicate and the Knights Radiant a protectorate agreement with no strings attached.

 

Long live NPO!​ the Inquisition! I actually mean NPO, our supreme overlords

 

Oh and, full disclosure, we are mobilizing immediately and will be establishing an investigation bureau to replace Arrgh's.

 

 

 

 

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​This is obviously a joke, the Inquisition is here to stay and Roquentin is not the leader of the Inquisition. Happy April Fools Day!!!!

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Welp

"Your cattle will die, your friends will die, you will die. But your reputation, if it is good, will never die."  -excerpt from the Havamal

 

"We are born into this time and must bravely follow the path to the destined end. There is no other way. Our duty is to hold on to the lost position, without hope, without rescue, like that Roman soldier whose bones were found in front of a door in Pompeii, who, during the eruption of Vesuvius, died at his post because they forgot to relieve him. That is greatness. That is what it means to be a thoroughbred. The honorable end is the one thing that can not be taken from a man."  -Oswald Spengler

 

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Goddamn I was scared for a second, I keep forgetting it's April Fool's

 

This night has just been one big rollercoaster of emotions for me.

 

It's on the Internet, it has to be true

 

You think people just do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

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Finally, I can retire to play baseball full time and watch obscure youtube videos.

 

That is my retirement dream.

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