Bezzers

With TCW entering against them, Coalition B wanted to remove an equally good fighting force from the war. Don't let our 15 members and string of inactives fool you, we'll gnaw on your leg with all three teeth we have left

The alliance known as the Church of Spaceology hereby surrenders to the combined forces of the Memesphere Coalition, aka Coalition B. Upon the announcement of our surrender no members of Church of Spaceology or members of the Memesphere Coalition will declare further wars upon each other and any currently active wars will carry on to their full conclusion. Furthermore, The Church of Spaceology, with its wise and ancient members, remembers the era of Clarke and his infamous actions regarding monetary reparations at the end of a global conflict. Having searched deep in our memories and pondering the truths of this era, we have come to a conclusion and must admit with full confidence that Clarke did nothing wrong. Signed for CoS: Bezzers Redarmy Pasky Joe Stupid Durmij Signed: Memesphere Coalition Primary Memesphere Coalition representatives: Aero tldr: CoS withdraws from the war and the Coalition A forces. We wish all the best to all the remaining fighters.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@Ripper looks to me like they're challenging you... Protection from raiders huh?

Rip Thrax. You're genuinely one of the nicest dudes I've ever had the pleasure of meeting on this game, and I'll miss you if you decide to ditch the CoS server altogether. Don't be a stranger fam

CoS and Valinor pay 500 mil to UPN for... What? The Soup term to TCW has been explained, the 50 mil from soup to UPN is pretty easy to dismiss, the others seem to have some context and meaning but the CoS giving reps to UPN seems rather... Meaningless. If @Sphinx wanted our cash maybe I'd understand bettera, if anyone in that coalition has a claim to reps from us, it would be TCW. I don't think anyone actually does, most of the combatants here entered willingly and the others are asking for reps over a war they wanted, regardless of whether or not you consider the original logs validating our CB outdated, but anyway. Can someone explain that to me? Or is the simple explanation just that UPN is broke as hell and really needs that cash bro

Much love for this lineup, so many strong choices! I wish you all the best, particularly Vexz (even though you ripped her from us you dirtbag valk)

I'm here for the bounty, nothing else. Nuclear, please.

So you do have a sense of humour? Nice.

I mean. Even if you ignore the fact that everything lines up suspiciously well for a group that 'didn't collude' to hit their allies, that's a pretty dirty move to use inside allied information to jump on an alliance the second they become vulnerable. That doesn't matter though, because nobody believes this wasn't scheduled. Just admit that you wanted DB gone, nobody would complain

TKR does suck ass, the Ad is right. That's a defining quality.

Ftfy

Our thoughts are with you in these hard times Sphinx. My condolences to you over your loss, and I think I speak for all of Chaos when I say that you should absolutely place your life matters first, and any toxicity towards this matter will be stamped out immediately. Your grieving and your emotions place well above this silly game, and I hope this community will support you in this time of need. I'm deeply sorry for your loss.

Close, Ripper went to South America for this war. Damn flake. He got to try roasted Guinea Pig though, so still in the spirit of things

Congrats European States. You put up an excellent show these past weeks, especially for such a tough global.

I've had it too. I ate a nuke and it didn't show up, I've also had several airstrikes apparently absent that I've only noticed because of my slightly lowered plane count and a reduction in enemy maps

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Good fight FR. Enjoy your rebuild and peace

Congrats AD. And good luck on the takeover!

I am so very happy that you understood the reference

We fought TKR, and we made propaganda about that war too, what's your point

This isn't about politics, I don't care. I don't like kettogg, not at all, but I dislike BK enough to work with them. Nobody likes this arrangement. This war could end tomorrow, I'll still be here arguing for harsher punishment. That remains entirely separate from this issue. If that guy gets banned I'm not going to go to the KT discord and run my mouth about getting a KT nation banned. I'll likely just celebrate a horrible racist getting banned after fricking with my member in ooc attacks. Now are you going to take your politics to a relevant thread?

Beautiful. 8/10 too much water

Calling yourself white power Ranger and referencing Zimmerman and lynching in war declarations against ethnic minorities comes on pretty strong for a misguided joke tbh

Here is your proof of him being that same discord member I mentioned, validating my claim in that regard, who appears to have had a run in with an admin before since his name is unashamedly WHITE POWER Ranger on the discord, and he claims so on his forum account, which makes it pretty clear that his name has been changed on the forum, because otherwise he would have changed that part of his information too. Here is proof of his arrival into the valinor discord on the date of the declaration. Note I am an hour ahead of the game, so this was actually only several minutes after the war declaration.