Popular Post Presidential Posted March 5 Popular Post Share Posted March 5 (edited) The House Always Wins Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and high rollers of all ages, gather around for a short tale of ambition, dodgeball, and, inevitably, the unforgiving laws of probability. Picture this: the cream of the crop in Orbis dodgeball–Average Joe’s, Yetis, and Clown Punchers–all reunited in the glitzy, neon-soaked streets of Las Vegas for the ODOO annual championship tournament. Spirits were high, adrenaline was pumping, and the $50,000 grand prize was in our sights. What could possibly go wrong? The tournament was fierce as millions of spectators from across Orbis watched us all dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge like never before. Fresh off the dodgeball courts, we wound our way through the Strip, all feeling like winners after our incredible performances when the odds were stacked against us. But in a twist that would make even the most stoic poker face crack a smile, we lost it all. Every. Single. Dollar. Lost, in the tantalizing, treacherous temple of chance known as the Casino de Monte-Carlo, run by The Sword Coast and Fortune Teller Solomon Ben-David, who can count cards all day long. As the sun rose over the skies of Sin City, one single, undeniable truth became painfully clear: The House Always Wins. Penniless, pride bruised, and with nothing left but the shirts on our backs, we realized we had but one course of action: disband ODOO and embrace the calling of The House. In The House, the stakes are high, the players are strong, and the winnings? Well, let's just say we're feeling lucky. With a roll of the dice, a spin of the wheel, and a shuffle of the decks, The House awaits your wager. Just don’t bet more than you can afford to lose. After all… The House Always Wins ------- The Orbitite Dodgeball Organization of Orbis is hereby disbanded. The Bellagio, The Casino de Monte-Carlo, The Luxor, and The Venetian are joining forces to form The House. Suits Each signatory acknowledges the sovereignty of each other signatory and agrees not to interfere in the other signatories’ internal affairs, aiming to resolve any dispute internally and in a timely fashion. No signatory shall endorse military, espionage, or political action against another signatory. All in Each signatory shall coordinate with and defend every other signatory against all harm, military or otherwise. This obligation shall be considered optional in the event that a signatory is either attacked or executes an attack as a result of their obligations toward a non-signatory. Counting cards Each signatory agrees to share all relevant information regarding the sovereignty, political and economic interests, and general well-being of other signatories. Cashing out Each signatory has the right to cancel their participation in The House at any time, but must first provide the other signatories with a 72-hour notice of such decision. Signatories agree to be bound by all terms of the treaty during the notice period, but shall no longer be bound by them after the notice period ends. TL;DR: ODOO is disbanded. TKR, Grumpy, TI, and TSC have formed a new bloc called The House. Signatures: Spoiler Signed for the Bellagio Adrienne, Queen of the Heralds Benfro, Prince of the Heralds BigMorf, Ghostblood Babsk HannaH, Ghostblood Babsk Indger, Herald of Internal Affairs Zeotrope, Herald of War Schirminator, Herald of Growth Ricky, Herald of Fabrials Signed for the Casino de Monte-Carlo Solomon Ben-David, Fortune Teller Pubstomper, Innkeeper Roberts, Innkeeper Hunter, War Chieftain Yirmiyahu, Vault Master Signed for the Luxor Lord Tyrion, The First Latsu, Cosmic Lord James Wilson, Primordial of Foreign Affairs Signed for the Venetian Presidential Filou Sweeeeet Ronny D Aenir Edited March 5 by Presidential 14 2 11 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Interesting. Good luck to The House. 2 Quote I am a slave to the Great Khan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Ben-David Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 (edited) Should've known I'd have the cards under my control as the role suggests. Excited to see where this goes! Edited March 5 by Solomon Ben-David 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamer Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Best of luck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parapet Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Very excited to see where this goes fellas. 3 Quote For legal reasons any statement I make is always alleged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Raphael Posted March 5 Popular Post Share Posted March 5 I can't believe TKR and Grumpy have formed another hegemony 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themonia Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 So it's ODOO 1 1 Quote Take no comment seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 (edited) I take it back, nicely done. Edited March 5 by Daveth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darkblade Posted March 5 Popular Post Share Posted March 5 This guy shows up to your bloc, what do you do? 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pubstomper Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I always did like to make houses of cards. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Alright ODOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Best of luck guys. Love the theme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post naTia Posted March 5 Popular Post Share Posted March 5 To many it's The House but to me it's The Home 5 5 2 Quote Resident DJ @ Club Orbis Founder of The Warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Hey, wait, I know these people! Where's my invite?!?!?! Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uranium Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 This is very...chill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Denison Posted March 5 Popular Post Share Posted March 5 4 12 3 Quote Janny Larpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagnarBuliwyf Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sojourner Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 This is nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nill Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Sorry boys, last timed i gambled i lost 27 million(plz don't tell my alliance leader) and so i've banned myself ever since UWU Quote Pet me, do it, i know you want to UWU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiho Nishizumi Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 (edited) 1 hour ago, Denison said: Enclave's called. They want their POTUS back. Edited March 5 by Shiho Nishizumi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronjoy Tehmina Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Sigh. Another secret new AA idea gone. All the best to the good people of TH etc 🫡😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milos Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 nah i will still called u guys ODOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopes Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 OP never saw me play New Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Me Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 32 minutes ago, Milos said: nah i will still called u guys ODOO You can call us whatever you want, we don't have to answer. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulcrum Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 2 hours ago, Milos said: nah i will still called u guys ODOO 2 Quote 2016/04/26 – Unreleased Bad Company advert, circa 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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