Popular Post Canbec Posted June 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2023 ESPN8: The Ocho Presents ODOO Tournament in South Bend Cotton McKnight: Welcome everyone to another special evening in dodgeball, the most exhilarating sport on television. For the folks at home just tuning in, we’re coming up on the final match tonight at the Orbitite Dodgeball Organization of Orbis’ regional tournament here in South Bend, exclusively presented here on ESPN8: The Ocho. We’ve seen upset after upset this weekend - what an exciting ride it’s been! What do you think, Pepper? Pepper Brooks: Such an exciting weekend, Cotton. I’ve been on the edge of my seat for all of it! Cotton: Yes I have been too. Now I doubt many of our viewers any additional context on the ins and outs of ODOO, but for the handful of you out there, let me remind you that the current regionally-qualified ODOO teams have just recently returned from the World Dodgeball Invitational in Prague, where they resoundingly defeated the European reigning champs, Fortunate Tunas. Hot off this victory, the teams are gearing up for the ODOO annual championship tournament in Las Vegas, where a winner will be crowned from among all the regionally-qualified teams. Today’s final match will determine the regional qualifying team from the South Bend tournament, who will go on to compete in Las Vegas! Pepper: For a FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR grand prize, Cotton! Cotton: Yes indeed, Pepper. This final match tonight will be played between the Dodgefathers and the Yetis, and while the Dodgefathers are heavily favoured to win, the true beauty of this sport is its unpredictability. And if you don’t believe me, just remember that in the semi-final round this weekend, both teams playing tonight came out victorious against better-ranked opponents, the Slumdodge Millionaires and the Mother Duckers. Pepper: I don’t think anyone was expecting this match-up for the final match! Cotton: No sir! Alright, the ref is coming out onto the court signaling the start of the match, so let’s tune in. [***] Cotton: My oh my, Pepper! Was that an impressive game or what? The last time I remember seeing such artful dodging was during the semi-finals of the Bishkek Invitational in 2012. Pepper: *whistles* These guys sure know how to dodge, Cotton! Cotton: With this truly astounding victory against the Dodgefathers, I think it’s fair to say that the Yetis more than deserve a spot in the annual ODOO championship tournament. I for one can’t wait to see them bring this calibre of play to ODOO. They really have a bright future ahead of them if they keep this up! For now though, we’re signing off and handing the mic over to our colleagues in Johannesburg for our coverage of the Pan-African Ostrich Racing Derby. Pepper: Effin’ A, Cotton! Effin’ A! TL;DR: Grumpy joins the Orbitite Dodgeball Organization of Orbis as a full signatory of ODOO’s 5 Ds of Dodgeball treaty. ---------------------------- Signed on behalf of the existing teams, Average Joe’s, Purple Cobras, MilFs, Girl Scout Troop #417, Skillz That Killz and Moose Knucklers Canbec Keegoz Bradley TigerFire Brandon Donsberger Kilo Signed for the Yetis Presidential Fi 21 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidential Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 We are looking forward to working with you all! 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoeb Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Good luck guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Steiger Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Congrats and good luck to y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettaChecka Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Welcome to the competition! Quote BettaChecka Nation Link High Gov Milcom - Singularity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darkblade Posted June 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2023 (edited) How dare you remake Hollywood without us. Edited June 1, 2023 by darkblade 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kyubnyan Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Just now, darkblade said: How dare you remake Hollywood with us. Shhhhh you can't reveal the secret treaty yet. 2 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 did yall just turn back around to sign Grumpy after complaining about upper tier consolidation against Fortuna in one of the biggest dogpiles ever? 5 1 1 Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Just now, Kyubnyan said: Shhhhh you can't reveal the secret treaty yet. i rushed my comment :sadge: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KindaEpicMoah Posted June 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2023 Old habits die hard 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloist II Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 *angry grumbling noises* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Another Hollywood? Interesting. 2 Quote Signed, Mega, the kindest person ever! ♥️ Proud Member of Event Horizon DISCLAIMER: Any post that I make or my response to one is NOT in any way representative of the alliance I'm in, unless explicitly stated otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fikingdom Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 The Yetis are ready to play dodgeball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benfro Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 34 minutes ago, Mega said: Another Hollywood? Interesting. No no, this one has far more Cataclysmic flavor! But for real, party time for new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Kyubnyan said: Shhhhh you can't reveal the secret treaty yet. I'm taking all posts from you as high gov leaks from now on, given your record. Serious take: I don't see an alternative to this move unless Grumpy wanted to disband, join a group like Midgard, or stay pseudo-paperless forever. As much as I love paperless, I know people won't be doing that. Forming a smaller or new sphere made them a target, joining Rose or Fortuna would only solidify either's advantage and be political suicide for all involved, this was the right move for the time. Edited June 2, 2023 by Roberts 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 *Enter Bollywood* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonKnight Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 12 hours ago, -Nero- said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 (edited) TKR's sphere had very little upper tier presence compared to either one of Fortuna and Rose sphere, so it makes perfect sense. Historically both TKR and Grumpy have pretty much always gotten along as well, so I really don't see where the issue is. Good luck with this. Edited June 6, 2023 by Insert Name Here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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