Popular Post Vemek Posted February 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2023 Investor Contact: Vemek Media Contact: WANA SYNDICATE CORPORATION (NYSE:SCC) announces a series of changes to the corporate boardroom, effective immediately. The Syndicate announces that Chief Financial Officer Vemek has elected to retire from active corporate governance and retire to the position of Executive Emeritus. Vemek has stewarded the finances and growth of t$ to new heights during his tenure as Economic Executive, and t$ is proud to send him on his way to an undisclosed beachfront compound with a new exclusive timepiece. New economic heights were reached under his care and despite early setbacks against competititors, the Syndicate’s long-term projects in the whaling industry have begun to prosper. In his place we now welcome ɯɐɹǝʞ (Keram), former Vice President of Corporate Investment and head of the now defunct Investigative Committee into Corruption, tasked with exposing any dishonest or fraudulent conduct amongst the top brass of the Syndicate. Despite being imminently qualified to leave t$ and start a new business venture, as so many economic advisors of t$ have done thanks to being the leading financial hegemon in Orbis, Vemek merely asked that he be allowed to quietly retire and only requested the summary incineration of a series of documents in relation to reports of bribery, intimidation, whale trafficking and a misallocation of funds in the [REDACTED] region. SYNDICATE CORPORATION strictly denies the veracity of recently leaked video tapes purportedly captured whilst the former CFO was escorted out of his high rise executive office in Nassau, which detractors claim depicts him lunging at his successor whilst screaming “!@#$ that aussie”. The Syndicate’s team of legal advisors would also like to note that any individuals or companies propagating the falsified video will be met with charges of libel and slander and that it has begun an investigation into the identities of those behind the doctored footage. SYNDICATE CORPORATION also announces new additions to the acquisition and security offices as Allend Goodblood has been promoted to a Vice President of t$ whilst Odin will be taking over his position as Director of Security in the Enterprise branch. ABOUT SYNDICATE, INC., SYNDICATE, Inc., based in Nassau, the Bahamas, is the world’s premium gasoline, aluminum, and munitions manufacturer and distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Enterprise, Orbis’ foremost talent scouting and management agency; the Charlie Group, premium asset management firm; and Charming Friends, bringing syndicalism to syndicates. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact WANA, Chief Global Strategist. 12 12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 33 minutes ago, Vemek said: [REDACTED] Hey that's @Bradley's thing! Enjoy retirement, Vemek, and congrats Keram 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Well deserved for V. Good luck for Operation Treadstone :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Enjoy retirement and congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Enjoy retirement! Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Congratulations Vemek, condolences Keram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Congratulations and Condolences. Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I want a small loan of a few billion dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Congrats on the retirement Vemek, have fun with those undisclosed amount of funds at [REDACTED]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Cheers on retirement, Vemek - I didn't have much personal interaction with you over your tenure, but even from the outside your exceptional work was apparent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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