Popular Post Wingawoo Posted April 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2022 (edited) The judgment day is upon us. The LORD has sifted the hearts of the faithful from the sinners. For a thousand years, the disciples of Ayylah and Lmaohammad have stood as a bulwark against the breaking waves of pixelhuggery—a guide on the path to raid loots and salvation. Now it is clear this world is beyond redemption. Consolidation, dogpiles, wardodging, OOC bullshit, hegemonic ambition. The sins of the world number greater than the grains of sand on its deserts and shores. Thus the LORD has given us this new charge: to bring Death and Pestilence to the old creation. To raze the earth and burn the sky. And on the four hundred and twentieth day of our holy Jihad, from the dust of our devastation He will reshape the heavens and earth, tame the land for the cultivation of the dankest kush, create new life, give them hearts forever blazed, souls that know not sobriety. With Ayylah as my witness, Lmaohammad as my guide, we will bring the heretic kingdoms to kneel before the Glory of the LORD. Brothers it is with a heavy heart I bring you news today of the violent attack on the Cayyliphate by the Camelot crusader kingdoms. The targets of our Jihad have thusfar been misguided. We have waged war on the schismatics, Purpalia and the Northerners. While we occupied ourselves with trifles, we allowed the root of evil to grow and fester. No more! Today we strike at the source. Before Ayylah I recount the transgressions of Epimetheus and Camelot against the Ayylamic faith, against the LORD, against the muslayys and all mankind: The waging of repeated wars of aggression against the Ayyslamic peoples. Bastardization of sacred Ayyslamic imagery regarding the birthplace of Lmaohammed and Ayyslam. Worship of the heretical far Eastern cult of Venus. Tempting and leading astray the followers of Ayylah after the collapse of the first Cayyliphate. Pretensions and false claims to being the righteous successor of the first Cayyliphate. Epi bought aluminum that I mispriced one time. This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it. Friends, do not be deceived by the poor state of our enemy. Do not let your indignant rage and righteous fury be tempered by the Devil’s perfidy. The threat we face today is a spiritual one. Our opposition is no less dangerous today than in the days of Pacifica ascendant, than if they numbered ten million. The !@#$ in the heretic nations maintain that the Cayyliphate is the unjust aggressor in this war. That we are playing the parts of judge, jury and executioner. I say to them: No! It is not us but God who has judged them. The jury of angels and archangels in Heaven cry “Guilty!” There will be no appeal. The will of Ayylah is as unshakable as the base of Mount N’Dew where Lmaohammad delivered his first sermon. We are but the executors of the will of God. Camelot will rot in death. Their blood will salt the land. Great will be our sacrifice. Greater will be their reckoning. Ayylah marches with us. Ayylahu Dogebar Ayy Lmao! Signed: -Clown, our Local Clown -Pentamixis, Credit him for making this and me stealing this -Wingawoo, Charles the Second of Spain -Crazypandu, pocket aussie -3rd Strike, Florida man -BigGtheSlayyer, pocket aussie -v1 Ayymam Pentomino Mystletainn Edited April 23, 2022 by Wingawoo 10 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Ayylien Invasion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Butter Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Constantinople but PnW verison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingawoo Posted April 23, 2022 Author Share Posted April 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Butter said: Constantinople but PnW verison The !@#$ is a Constantinople, we have Instayynbul, the City where Ayylah resides. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple the 1st Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 This post is gold 😂 Mayy Ayylah continue to guide you, Ayymen. Ayy Lmao 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jacob Knox Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 I'm not a very religious man, but praise Ayylah! Go get 'em! Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 For God, Gold & Glory! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limbuwan Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 Ayylah O Ayykbar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokia Rokia Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 I wish you the best with the war... I wanna expand the list who do I speak with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ali khan Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 (edited) On 4/24/2022 at 6:50 PM, Wingawoo said: Ayylah Ok. Edited April 27, 2022 by Ali khan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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