Popular Post Goomy Posted October 27, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2017 Advanced Idea Mechanics brings Durmstrang Institute into the 21st Century The Durmstrang Institute is known for its elusive location and almost isolationist attitude. Sadly this has caused them to, whilst excelling in magical exploration, fall behind in the technological arms race that is sweeping the outside world. Headmaster Seb had called professors Rogue and Goomy to his office over a disciplinary dispute. After some hours of correctional procedures the trio decided they ought to get back to work and deal with the growing issue of Durmstrang technological disadvantage. Rogue suggested they seek out an independant professional to assess the changes that needed to be made. He travelled Switzerland where he found a young nerd called Thomas, who seemed to be pretty wizz with the technological side of things. After bringing him back to Durmstrang, Rogue thought it prudent to give the young man a tour of the magnificent castle. However, the pair seemed to get lost somewhere along the way.. Around Seb’s personal basement… Goomy decided to get out his state of the art typewriter and send a letter to an old friend, who used to own something called a Laptop; this seemed like something that Durmstrang could use, the overhead projectors in most classrooms no longer worked. He sent out a messenger by horseback to deliver the message. After a few days, the rider and steed somehow reappeared in Durmstrangs central courtyard, he was too inexperienced to be able to apparate. Headmaster Seb took the student in for some questioning on the matter, though oddly they ended up with Rogue and Thomas in the basement. Not an hour passed before all of sudden Goomys old friend, Bezzers, appeared suddenly in his bedchamber (I’m not quite sure what happened next, all I know is that overnight they never left the room and some very peculiar sounds could be heard by the students, one reportedly heard the phrase ‘Modernize me Daddy’). As it turns out Thomas worked in Bezzers company, somewhat of a think tank known as Advanced Idea Mechanics. At the break of dawn the pair completed a survey of the Durmstrang institute and prepared a damning report, which merely read: “You still use Windows XP are you Neanderthals?” The report was well received and our 5 protagonists spent the day together. At some point it came to light that Bezzers had shown Goomy a new vibrating wand, Seb and Rogue were eager to try so Thomas lead them to the basement for a test run of this strange device. While they were gone, the remaining duo got to business on organising an agreement, Goomy would teach Bezzers the skills of dark magic and in return AIM would supply Durmstrang with top of the range vibrating wands (and a few thousand up to date computer systems). And thus a beautiful partnership was born. Durmstrang and Advanced Idea Mechanics MDP Article I: Not-interferenceThe Parties acknowledge each other's expertise and agree not to encroach on each others fields of study.Article II: Professionalism The Parties agree to treating each other with proper manners in the public eye and to handle disagreements in development meetings peaceful. Article III: DivinationThe Parties agree to share updates in both technological and magical matters that refer to each others well-being and advancement.Article IV: Wands and LasersShould either of the parties come under unprovoked attack, the other agrees to either disintegrate or perform an unforgivable curse on the attacker; whichever they see fit.Article V: Ending Collaboration Should either party feel that this mutual endeavor for furthering knowledge has run its course, they should hand write a letter of cancellation, a 72 hour gestation period will ensue after which the agreement will become void. Signed for Durmstrang by; Headmaster, Seb Hot Blonde Rogue Hot Brunette Goomy Signed for AIM by; Director: Captain Bezzers Regional Manager: Thomas Economic logistics Branch Manager: Dillon A McCann Internal Logistics Branch Manager: Hope Weapons Expert: Kirito Weapons Expert: Utz Weapons Expert: ϟħ̧i̧ᖷɫ̵γ͘ ̶ϟɫΓåπ҉გ℥̨Γ 15 Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomedes Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Congrats guys! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) dissapointed you didnt use our hot and sexy flag Edited October 27, 2017 by Hope 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCreepyLurker Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Mazel tov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthur Dayne Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) I see our flags are different sizes. Are you implying something about our "wand size" :(? Edited October 27, 2017 by Ser Arthur Dayne 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted October 27, 2017 Author Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hope said: dissapointed you didnt use our hot and sexy flag bezzers wanted the official one Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Shekels for the Shekels God. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted October 27, 2017 Author Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ser Arthur Dayne said: I see our flags are different sizes. Are you implying something about our wand size :(? I have seen the 'Wand size' of various members of your government (Bezzers and Kirito) can confirm that the flag doesn't represent size 1 Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 How could I refuse goomy's call for modernity? It totally wasn't the daddy issues that persuaded me to show up, honest. 6 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 0/10 needs moar Manatee jk <3 u @Goomy Anyways, thanks AIM for being awesome <3 *leaves to play with his vibrating wand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 May this union be fruitful ........and blah........ blah.......blah........I mean yeah us.......and shit! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 I saw this title and then my assumptions were disappointed. Then I saw Bezzers, and there don't seem to be cookies. More disappointment. Still, I like all parties involved...so more power to you all. Still...I have unrequited expectations... 2 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Live images of the school cleaners benefiting from this new leap forward in technology: Students can not look at poor hilda in the same way ever again. 4 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Rogue said: Live images of the school cleaners benefiting from this new leap forward in technology: Students can not look at poor hilda in the same way ever again. Only the bravest use orbital sanders with direct contact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Zeebrus said: Congrats this is the first time I’ve been clickbaited tho i thought u guys were giving those things away or selling them or something if I’m right tho Just a prank bro Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 How much will it cost to get Seven Kingdoms branded Vibrating Wands? Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Squeegee said: How much will it cost to get Seven Kingdoms branded Vibrating Wands? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keza Purple Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 unofficial without them gifs jk but nice 1 Quote <Dragonk>Like I drink beer, nto it "You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrano Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Congratulations to two reputable alliances on the formation of this bond. Harry Potter was always missing a mix of technology and magic. Wizards using owls instead of smartphones? Madness. I expect to see rapid fire wands, interstellar travel and a permanent solution to global warming by next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Bonney Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 (edited) I find the lack of Tony Stark memes in this thread disappointing. But the Dr Evil was awesome. Grats to both parties. Edited October 29, 2017 by William Bonney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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