kalev60 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 If it truly was the case of Protector just attacking the protected party for no reasons and there was no global war on and I wasn't so drunk I'd maybe even actually lobby hard for rolling such protector, but as I have come to understand this here isn't such a scenario, so I'll take it as it is- an entertainment 1 Quote Charlie Chaplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 TL:DR dab 10-4 Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) I have fought tooth and nail in order to get peace with KTYou created this thread and called us "douches" in the title. Lostmike is calling us "little !@#$s" in your Discord as you ban KT members from it. You've also went around trying to cause our other protectorates to distrust us. You haven't done shit to try to get peace other than begging in my PMs. Edited April 26, 2017 by Thalmor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 You're standing at the foot of the grave of a once mighty man. Hedoed the Nigerian prince. His gravestone is the largest of any in the yard. You stand there a while,then bend down and lay down a stack of money on his grave. "Rip in prince, my sweet doggo" you quietly say Suddenly, your sincere moment of memorial is broken by these words "we are a micro". This makes you angry, for your intimate moment with the prince has been broken. You stand up and look around from where this foul sound hath originated. You find it. Right to the left of the graveyard, a large stage, a dastardly cat with a microphone and a whole crowd of animals listening to his speech "We may be micro, but we will avenge harambe!!!" The sound of a thousand animals roars. You want to stop them, but don't know how. They're loud, obnoxious, communistic. You sit there, next to hedoed the gr8 and begin to brainstorm ideas. Suddenly a strong ray of sunlight shines down, and puts a spotlight on his gravestone. The spotlight lights up his Nigerian Prince Bucket Helmet like the most immaculate chandelier. You know what you must do. You take down the bucket helmet, out of it falls a megaphone and $200,000.000 of counterfeit money. This is your destiny. You slowly put on the bucket helmet, turn on the microphone. Standing on top of his gravestone you inhale as much air as your lungs can handle. Into the microphone you shout - "COOOONGRATULATIONS" The ear piercing volume of this word dwarfs the animals cheers. They stop, absolutely silent, they stare at you. Part of you wants to stop there, you've silenced the animals, hedoed and you can continue the intimate time. You look at the sky, and hedord smiles down on you, nodding his angel cloud head (like mufasa in lion king) With the animals attention you scream on "YOU'RE THE TEN MILLIONTH PERSON TO USE THE TERM "MICRO"!! you continue to scream at the animemers. "YOU'VE WON 200,000,000 WARS!!!" Hidad's face in the sky slowly fades away, it gives way to a magnificent display. Millions of Knights and pirates slowly descend upon the world. They land and start cutting animals in 200 pieces. The screams of gorillas, doggos, raccoons, pigeons, and alllll of the other creatures in existence fill the air. You've fulfilled your destiny. You dig up Hidead and open his casket. With tears in your eyes you shake his hand. "Thank you, you've saved millions from commie animemeronis" Hedord's skeleton lays there, motionless. You slowly walk away. But suddenly he stands up "Wait, kid" he quietly grumbles "here, you've earned this" His bone hand slowly extends out towards you with a brief case You open it and staring you in the face, $200,000,000. TL:DR DramaAlert Nation thinks Thalmom will dab on AE Edit: this story's sole purpose is to solidify in the world how much the term "micro" makes me cringe You know youre the best right, i actually agreed to leave CKD knowing it would open up a sensei position for you 💜💜💜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 You created this thread and called us "douches" in the title. Lostmike is calling us "little !@#$" in your Discord as you ban KT members from it. You've also went around trying to cause our other protectorates to distrust us. You haven't done shit to try to get peace other begging in my PMs. Sounds like Kastor 2.0 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Sounds like Kastor 2.0 Not really, but you must really hate me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 You created this thread and called us "douches" in the title. Lostmike is calling us "little !@#$" in your Discord as you ban KT members from it. You've also went around trying to cause our other protectorates to distrust us. You haven't done shit to try to get peace other than begging in my PMs. You act like it's my fault lostmike is doing this. Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 You act like it's my fault lostmike is doing this. He's your member... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 He's your member... It goes deeper than just that, even! We were trying to work out a deal in which Lostmike gives the identity of the leaker, and, in exchange, KT won't hit AE and we would try to get Zeon to stay out as well. However, Lostmike refused, so AE got the full package. Lostmike plays a big part in this. He's screwing over KT with his leaker, and he's screwing over AE by not giving over the leaker's name. He's working against AE as well, yet they still keep him as one of their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catho Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I want to join this war! 1 Quote Anger me and my island will go boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I want to join this war! That's the spirit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catho Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Did you just posted at the same time as me It happened again! But do I get added to the list for war Quote Anger me and my island will go boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Did you just posted at the same time as me It happened again! But do I get added to the list for war We're not doing that anymore. Just find someone in AE in your war range and declare war on the. You might not be able to find a target, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catho Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ok Quote Anger me and my island will go boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hadesflames Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Poachers never prosper. Especially not scummy poachers that then go ask the leaders of those they're poaching from for help. Good riddance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Poachers never prosper. Especially not scummy poachers that then go ask the leaders of those they're poaching from for help. Good riddance. We only asked Thalmor for members because Cs was doing it for concord... Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 +2 coughs for dramatic opening IDK who knows this, I could be the only one TBH. But Paragon moved into Cornerstone after they got well rolled over. A day later I messaged tbomb asking "Are you guys ever going to come back?" And he said something along the lines of "Yes, we'll reform our alliance with a few Cornerstone members when we're ready to" Alliances don't trade people like Pokémon cards. I doubt people would be alright with that anyways. All Cornerstone members who're/who've decided to join them, chose to on their own. Connor Yeets told me Cs was "giving" them members :/ Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Well I mean, when I get home I can pull up the dm and fish out the evidence from tbomb himself But when you think about it - why would they do that...or how? No matter a person's loyalty to an alliance, I don't think they'd be alright with being forced to join an alliance. I believe you...after all I found out from Sketchy that Connor has been exaggerating a lot about Concord...so idk whether to believe him or not... Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Smh tbh fam gl m8 That really doesn't make any sense...Connor has nothing to do with AE :/ Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just merge into someone. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just merge into someone. That is our backup plan Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Poachers never prosper. Especially not scummy poachers that then go ask the leaders of those they're poaching from for help. Good riddance. Join Lordaeron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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