Xenodolf Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted, but now to travel to these place are extremely cold I Wish there where more hours in a day Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, that just means you have to work that much longer and since the big corps want to keep/improve on their profit margins, you now get paid less per hour so your end of the day take-home pay is still just the same! I wish we knew who really did assasinate Kennedy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Granted, it was a very complex suicide and no one will ever believe you. I wish more people than raiders noticed I went inactive for 2 weeks. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbollo Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 (This reminds me of the "Make a wish... and Have it Horribly Corrupted" thread in the KSP forum.) Granted. They all raid you. I wish more people would play KSP. Quote Attempting to contact Kerbin since 1983 (in-game)... Hey, have anyone seen those fireworks? What do you mean, Jeb had them strapped to SRBs? Discord: Ray3501#0305. I frequent the SK Network discord (duh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Granted, but in a momentary lapse of intelligence the wish granter though KSP was a sequel to Katawa Shoujo. Cripple Girls for everyone! I wish I was good at Kerbal Space Program. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbollo Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you became jealous when you see Scott Manley playing KSP (he's really good at that) or Danny2462 breaking KSP (he's really good at that... wait, did I say that again?) I wish for a rocket. I wish for a rocket. Wait, did I say that? Wait, did I say that? EDIT: (@Bushman: KSP is a space game/simulator.) Edited August 3, 2014 by Kerbollo Quote Attempting to contact Kerbin since 1983 (in-game)... Hey, have anyone seen those fireworks? What do you mean, Jeb had them strapped to SRBs? Discord: Ray3501#0305. I frequent the SK Network discord (duh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 Granted......but it misfires and never makes it off the launch pad. I wish my car would stay clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm I Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) granted, it is so clean you can't see it anymore I wish for a Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson Edited August 18, 2014 by Wilhelm I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted but you are #2 I wish I had an orange mini lop Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhammad Jesus Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted But the lop is cannibal I Wish i could quit my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horribleworker Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 GrantedBut the time to quit is before you wish you hadI wish you wouldn't grant this wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted but..... Wait a second, no it isn't. Wait, yes it is. Is it? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Your brain melts under the strain of thinking about that wish. I wish for a mechagodzilla Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelD Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted but.... instrcutions are in a different language and it came without batteries. I wish I had my own planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Granted you must first register on Worlds at War I wish I could get accepted into the SAFB program already. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seryozha Nikanor Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) Granted but your comrades hate you I wish I had a triple graphics card system. Edited August 27, 2014 by Seryozha Nikanor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, but the first time you try to use your computer, it melts into a heap of silicon and plastic slag. I wish I had an alpaca Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Granted, but now youre suspected for stealing from a zoo. I wish for peace in the Middle East . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 Granted......but now the rest of world breaks out into war! I wish my housd was paid for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naTia Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 give Quote Resident DJ @ Club Orbis Founder of The Warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted......but now the rest of world breaks out into war! I wish my housd was paid for! Granted. But it's now a giant shoe. Congrats! I wish for a new pair of glasses. Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted.But they're Google glasses which make you look stupid. I wish for a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted.But they're Google glasses which make you look stupid. I wish for a cookie. Granted. But, it is oatmeal raisin I wish for women wanting me, and men wanting to be me Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 The men became Hitler 2.0s Also the women later fully regret i wan sum doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. You can't use any of it. I wish some people wouldn't be so blind on the wiki... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted.But they're now dumb I wish for school to be more fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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