Kerbollo Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted but the government bans all games. I wish for void. Quote Attempting to contact Kerbin since 1983 (in-game)... Hey, have anyone seen those fireworks? What do you mean, Jeb had them strapped to SRBs? Discord: Ray3501#0305. I frequent the SK Network discord (duh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted.......but it's only between your legs!!!!!! (oh snap!!!!) I wish I don't have to work a 16 hour day today.......again!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Granted, you have to work a 16.1 hour day. I wish my wish wasn't corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 Granted....you are now middle of the road....however, everyone else around you is so squeeky-clean, that by comparison you still considered......well, you know. I wish to never pay taxes again.....but still maintain my job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Granted, but you lose your rights as outlined in the constitution, cannot use govt.-built roads, use govt. courts, etc. I wish some competent people would run for my state's legislature... Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, but you lose your rights as outlined in the constitution, cannot use govt.-built roads, use govt. courts, etc. I wish some competent people would run for my state's legislature... Granted. They don't win. I wish I could get past this writers block and finish the back story for my pathfinder character. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, except that it is so terrible it burns itself.I wish I could blast flames from the palms of my hands. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, but the flames are so small that they can't even kill an ant. I wish my flight out of this dump was 12 hours earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, but you miss the flight and must wait a week due to weather. I wish I had a functioning, fully automatic rocket launcher with ammuntion. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted. ATF takes it from you before you get a chance to use it. I wish the store was open, I need conditioner. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbollo Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted. The conditioners are heaters. I wish for an air conditioner. Quote Attempting to contact Kerbin since 1983 (in-game)... Hey, have anyone seen those fireworks? What do you mean, Jeb had them strapped to SRBs? Discord: Ray3501#0305. I frequent the SK Network discord (duh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 (edited) Granted. A stray cold front comes through and stays forever. I wish the TSA dude didn't have to check my hair (last cut was March so it more like a mini afro) Edited June 28, 2014 by WISD0MTREE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted. A stray cold front comes through and stays forever. I wish the TSA dude didn't have to check my hair (last cut was March so it more like a mini afro) Granted. It's full cavity time. Oh yeah. I wish my hair would finally get past the bottom of my shoulder blade. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, but now you look like that midget, hairy thing from the Adams Family (can't remember if its "Thing" or "It") I wish I had some more paper-type money in my wallet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but it is Confederate bills. I wish the south had won the war. (not really, but good for corruption) Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but you are now a slave (even if you don't live in the south, doesn't matter if you're white, etc.) I wish my membership at the range didn't cost so much. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted you are only allowed to shoot .338 lapua. I wish I could afford next month's car insurance bill. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but you have to sell the car for the money. I wish people actually cared about me. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted but you never know that they do, You'll spend your whole life wishing for someone to care never knowing some one does. I wish I hadn't gone over my gaming budget for the year already, Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but it is the last year you can buy games. Ever. I wish my shoe was tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but it is now impossible to remove, by any means. I wish great composers (Mozart, Shostakovich, Brahms, etc.) were still alive and producing new music. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but the music is worse than Beiber's I wish I had total control over the universe.... TOTAL Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unnamed25 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but you die 1 nanosecond after that. I wish for over 9000 million $ on P&W. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, but you die 1 nanosecond after that. (PLAGIARISM)I wish I was immortal. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but you die 1 nanosecond after that. (PLAGIARISM) I wish I was immortal. Granted. You are cursed to float through space alone for the rest of eternity. I my shocks were fixed Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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