Karl Marx Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but your car is stolen and taken to a chop shop. I wish for infinite, incorruptible wishes. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, but your mind goes blank whenever you try to think of a wish, and always end up wishing for more time to think of a wish. I wish I wish I was a fish Edited June 30, 2014 by RedArmy BushMan Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. You are caught and fried. I wish my eye didn't hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but now you are blind and deaf. I wish I had bear arms. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but now you are blind and deaf. I wish I had bear arms. Granted but now you can never bear arms I wish I wasn't always tired. 1 Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. You are now asleep forever. I wish it was easier to write my "Winter Post" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but it sucks. It is just so terrible that even blind people run in terror.I wish my sense of humor wasn't so morbid. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, now your sense of humor makes it seem like you drink sunshine and pee rainbows!!!!! I wish the Oakland Raiders would not only make it to the Superbowl, but crush their opponent and win it in a decisive fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, but football is outlawed afterwards. I wish I didn't hit the semicolon whenever I go for the apostrophe. (I type ; when I mean ') Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, but everyone else does now. >implying they already don;t I wish I got on the news for my rant when I accidentally ran into the Meet Hillary Clinton line. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenson Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted, but now you are punished by Hillary Clinton. I wish that I get the greatest alliance in the whole universe! Quote Join in poor and you will get lots of help. Join in rich and you will be glad to yourself and your colonies. Join in old so you will be experienced leaders. Join in young and you will be the new future leaders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted, but it is constantly at war with the lesser alliances and you cannot grow. I wish I could travel through time. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Granted, but you accidentally end up in the Late Cretaceous Period and are eaten by a Tyrannosaurus. I wish I could take tests like the MMPI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personality_Inventory) and legit IQ tests (as in, not online versions) for free. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Granted, but you fail the tests. (u so dum) I wish everyone in the world suddenly died. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but it turns out the afterlife is just one endless "corrupt a wish" thread. I wish I could come up with a good wish. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted....but before you can get the wish thought out of your head and in this thread......you forgot it! I wish that WWIII wasn't about to break out!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but it escalates into in an intergalactic war because all Russians are actually aliens. I wish I had a bear. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but it empties your bank account and flees the country. I wish the pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine would stand down. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but then they stand back up. I wish I had the decency to ask for directions when I'm lost. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but the person you ask for directions doesn't understand your language. I wish I had a sandwich. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but it's poisoned. I wish I could survive without sleep. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiratePaul Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but you die anyway.I wish my dog would finally learn how to track blood. Quote DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Granted, but he leads police to the body you buried in the backyard. I wish money wasn't ever an issue. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Granted, but due to hyper inflation it isn't worth anything I Wish for a new car battery and main fuse Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Marx Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Granted. It doesn't work. I wish most public places (restaurants, stores, etc.) weren't so cold. Quote "Your 'order' is built on sand. Tomorrow the revolution will already 'raise itself with a rattle' and announce with fanfare, to your terror: I was, I am, I will be!" - Rosa Luxemburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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