FS108 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 granted but its out of fuel I wish for Peace with in P&W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. Everyone complains that there isn't war, gets bored, and leaves. I wish I had some fireworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but they're illegal Chinese ones and you get arrested. Then the police obtain a search warrant and comb through all your things, inlcuding your internet activity, and brand you a domestic terrorist. Barack Obama itself executes you. I wish Lambda would go out with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted. In a shady alley in NYC. You fall asleep in a dumpster and never wake up. I wish nobody saw what I do on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted but the FBI does anywayI wish for a tall glass of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, but it's warm. I wish I had more willpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) Actually we Germans like our beer warm. http://www.eurojoe.com/2011/01/13/do-germans-drink-warm-beer/Granted But lose it the very second you get it.I wish for the creators of mine craft will die of being bored Edited May 25, 2014 by FS108 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but they will turn the afterlife into a blocky wonderland I wish I could turn invisible at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted but Will saw you before doing it so he throws paint on you. I wish I could fly. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but you turn into a seagull I wish more people were on the forums right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted. They're all banned Bloc Party members. I wish I could get my Baklava recipie right. 1 Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted. They're all banned Bloc Party members. LOL, Granted but they taste like dirt I wish somone was cooking on the grill today Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted. They're cooking exotic animal penises from around the world. I wish I had a stable income to support myself with. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you work cleaning up animal poop at the zoo I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart Edited May 26, 2014 by Aleksandr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but then the trip ends and you realize that you were actually riding a broomstick around your home, knocking things over and just making a huge mess in general I wish I knew what I wanted to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but you want to eat dirt I wish there was a way for people to teleport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but it gets invented the day after you die. I wish I was a pretty princess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Granted, but you are only allowed to be the princess because the prince wants to live in anominity. To make any princess desicion you must first gain princess points. Then you must choose to romance the prince, a horse boy, a fox boy, or a dwarf. I wish I hadn't eat so much today. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Granted, but now you're extremely hungry I wish I had a billion dollars in P&W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Granted, but 3 people declare war on you and blockade you so you can't use it. I wish I had a nice working geiger meter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Granted, as soon as you switch it on,it malfunctions rendering it useless I wish I was a ninja turtle Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 granted but you get turned into turtle soup alive i wish i am stupid Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Granted, but your stupidity is only relative because literally everyone else on Earth becomes hyper intelligent. I wish my local store sold regular Wheat Thins instead of just the spicy ones. Edited May 27, 2014 by Obongo The Mighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Granted, but a professional hit squad robs you of them every time you buy them. I wish I wished a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 granted you get 1 wish for each person you kill in real life but get arrested for murder and the gene can't find youI wish for a new car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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