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  1. What if there was a fate worse than death, asked Eve and Adam replied "Do you know the tiny little plastic shits called legos? Well there you have it"

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Senor Trump no appreciaterinos of Tacos. So you will have to go to the Local Taco Stand called Mexico

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      Orange House* Like excuse you

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      "Oooo" said trump while looking at a big red button and with his mouth wide open "wut this do" he said ass he pressed the button and the nukes go bye bye

  2. Don't like me?  Cool.  I don't wake up everyday to impress you. 

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    2. Conner Temple

      Conner Temple

      You should wake up to impress me tho

    3. Chief Savage Man

      Chief Savage Man

      make sure you are waking up to impress somebody, namely our Lord #blessed

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      My issue at first is waking up,  I don't take mornings kindly

  3. People tell the truth in two different situations.  - When they want to save what they are losing & when they got nothing to lose. 

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      "I always tell the truth",  is one

    3. Dr Rush

      Dr Rush

      Truth is a three edged sword.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      But we ain't edgy

  4. Today my nation is 69 days away from being 666 days old. 

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    2. Ukunaka

      Ukunaka

      mine is 666 days from being 69

    3. Theodosius

      Theodosius

      time to delete

    4. Johnny Costello

      Johnny Costello

      that is why you're the best

  5. . We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      sori senor but pizza is pizza

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      Politics and Snore, another Beeingus goes down

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      lmao Animus rolepley is real

  6. A question that sometimes it drivee me hazy.  Am I, or the others,  crazy? 

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      One of the best actors ever

      But can't beat Al Pacino

    3. John Smith

      John Smith

      Al Pacino is one of my favorite actors tbh, I never bothered looking up his name though. He will always be a Corleone in my eyes.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      He is always Toni Montana in my eyes

      His movies are made when not even my parents born kek but I am in love with them,  especially scarface,  amazing movie if it waen't for the love shite

  7. I don't need anger management,  I just need people to stop pissing me off

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      "Yo Alex let's go for a walk through the town"

      *arrives at Grove Street*

    3. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Screenshot_2018-03-11-14-40-28.png
      AM TRYING DOG, DON'T WORRY

  8. Stupid is knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies

     

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I am sure I am more stupid and I just love how we now are presing who is more stupid

    3. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      This is the first step to the redpill.

      Leave your ways Rimski and join us.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      I have already joimed you,  but you left and have to join you...  Me...  Ok I lost it

  9. You a straight busta

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    2. Thalmor

      Thalmor

      I wear the prettiest pink dresses to my Nazi tea parties. 

    3. Aksel

      Aksel

      Send pics.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Of the dress only^

  10. Roses are red

    You shall make me pasta

    Doesnt matter much

    As you still a busta

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      maybe to a natzi with a pink dress it doesn't

    3. Thalmor

      Thalmor

      My dress is red thank you very much.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

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      I can make you pink if you want!
       

  11. *something something birthday. Something something I can feel better than the rest for a short time even though there is not much reason to*

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Was the Happy Bday song played with the instrument Mayonese? 

    3. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Mmmmm,  Ketchup. 

  12. And in todays news of The Socialist Ottoman Empire we have:
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    "Jeinffer, I bet you 10 bucks that this will start a large war in PnW"
    "Deal, Josh!"

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      o no you did not

    3. Johnny Costello

      Johnny Costello

      Such sass.  I love it

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      my middle name is sass! If Bosnia ever gets a navy their first ship will be caleld SASS Rimski

  13. Tell me your stories of your best meal ever.

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Tbh not sure what my best meal is, but my largest foodgasm was when I was eating like a medium sized chocolate bear, man that shit was good

    3. Charlie Traveler

      Charlie Traveler

      Any Brazilian steakhouse ever. Meat on meat on meat.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      I feel like an ig chick but thats so relatable

      Like 6/7 days in a week has MEAT in my meal

      Like if meat is murder then why does it taste so good

      Checkmate veggies



  14.  

    I'd like to introduce
    I do not have too much time
    It's so determined
    but sometimes, sometimes I'm watching you

    You behave like children
    You are mocking each other
    and laugh at the pain
    but you sit on the same branch
    and eat the same food

    Life, wandering towards
    to some imaginary goal
    You talk about life as if you
    lived thorugh it once , I envy you

    You're full of yourself
    That's exactly what makes you empty
    Your strong guard is a fear
    Are you afraid of me?
    children, do not be afraid of me
    be afraid of yourself

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I use bleach instead

    3. Peter Quill

      Peter Quill

      I hear shooting yourself is good too.

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      I heard you could die from that.

      @Peter Quillshould do it toted

  15. If size mattered,  the Elephant would be the king of the Animals. 

     

    Don't worry shifty,  you still got a chance

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    2. Big Brother

      Big Brother

      Uh.. Pretty sure blue whales are way bigger than elephants dude.

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    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      I like the word "Boeing"

    4. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      But size doesn't matter.......opposable thumbs......means you can hold guns and rifles......and shoot the elephant dead....the end!


  16. Airstrike through the heart and you're to blockade
    Darling, you give war a bad name
    An pirates's smile is what you sell
    You promise me heaven, then put me through raids
    Chains of war, got a hold on me
    When passion's scire, you can't loans for free
    Whoa! You're a loaded gun
    Yeah, whoa, there's nowhere to beige
    No one can save me, the infra damage is done

    YOU GIVE CREDITS A BAD NAME
     

    1. Kamea Arano
    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      you kno its low effort nibba lmao

    3. Kamea Arano

      Kamea Arano

      You know me too well then. But still.

  17. Mr. Bean taught me one thing in life. Enjoy your own company instead of expecting someone else to make you happy

  18. Now, what if I told you we never went to the moon, JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin and the only reason we've been in a Cold War for all these decades was because snake-headed aliens run the oil business?

    1. Mitsuru

      Mitsuru

      I'd find that unlikely because then JFK would be over 101 years old. ?

      Which in theory of course could be possible.

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I mean a man so handsome couldn easily hit the 150s.

      The only thing he couldnt hit easy was Cuba.

      Stil come on he was handsome, only reason he beat Nixon imo

       

  19. It's not coming home feelsbadman.

  20. Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and PnW ain't shitty

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Kek

      Take your in-game credit for VIP
      That's one for you and
      Two for me by tonight
      I'll be loaded like a freight train
      Flyin' like an aeroplane
      Feelin' like a space brain
      One more time tonight

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      instead of I wanna rock it's I WANT A BLOC

  21. Frank Sinatra or Frim Skintara is back in action baby

    1. J Kell

      J Kell

       

      Don't you have a youtube channel, like right here?

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      I wish , and so do you as much : <

  22. >checks Forums

    >22:35

    >the theme is full white

    >blindtears.png

    >HowNotToGame list extends

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™
    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      GET LOW

      WHEN THE WHISTLE BLOW

  23. I think people should start to acknowledge that humans were meant to be gay. It says it in the title, ho~mo sapiens

    1. Emperor Adam

      Emperor Adam

      proud of you babe

  24. >tfw its your oldest sisters wedding

    >you and your other sister wanna stay single 4ever

    >only three things come to your mind: free food, free alcohol, free horny bridesmaids

     

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Sounds like the dream fam.

      Also if any of your sisters wanna become US residents, give me a holla or tell them to hit me up.

      ???

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Lmao

      Thank fam

      Hit up theo he is a big fan of USA

  25. In life you can either wake up and face your fears and troubles or just sleep for five more minutes 

    1. Cracov

      Cracov

      Definitely the second option ?

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      "You choose wisely"

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