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What if there was a fate worse than death, asked Eve and Adam replied "Do you know the tiny little plastic shits called legos? Well there you have it"
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Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up everyday to impress you.
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People tell the truth in two different situations. - When they want to save what they are losing & when they got nothing to lose.
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Today my nation is 69 days away from being 666 days old.
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. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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A question that sometimes it drivee me hazy. Am I, or the others, crazy?
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I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off
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Stupid is knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies
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You a straight busta
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Roses are red
You shall make me pasta
Doesnt matter much
As you still a busta
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*something something birthday. Something something I can feel better than the rest for a short time even though there is not much reason to*
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And in todays news of The Socialist Ottoman Empire we have:
"Jeinffer, I bet you 10 bucks that this will start a large war in PnW"
"Deal, Josh!" -
Tell me your stories of your best meal ever.
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I'd like to introduce
I do not have too much time
It's so determined
but sometimes, sometimes I'm watching youYou behave like children
You are mocking each other
and laugh at the pain
but you sit on the same branch
and eat the same food
Life, wandering towards
to some imaginary goal
You talk about life as if you
lived thorugh it once , I envy youYou're full of yourself
That's exactly what makes you empty
Your strong guard is a fear
Are you afraid of me?
children, do not be afraid of me
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I heard you could die from that.
@Peter Quillshould do it toted
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If size mattered, the Elephant would be the king of the Animals.
Don't worry shifty, you still got a chance
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Airstrike through the heart and you're to blockade
Darling, you give war a bad name
An pirates's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through raids
Chains of war, got a hold on me
When passion's scire, you can't loans for free
Whoa! You're a loaded gun
Yeah, whoa, there's nowhere to beige
No one can save me, the infra damage is done
YOU GIVE CREDITS A BAD NAME
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Mr. Bean taught me one thing in life. Enjoy your own company instead of expecting someone else to make you happy
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Now, what if I told you we never went to the moon, JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin and the only reason we've been in a Cold War for all these decades was because snake-headed aliens run the oil business?
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Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and PnW ain't shitty
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Frank Sinatra or Frim Skintara is back in action baby
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>checks Forums
>22:35
>the theme is full white
>blindtears.png
>HowNotToGame list extends
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I think people should start to acknowledge that humans were meant to be gay. It says it in the title, ho~mo sapiens
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>tfw its your oldest sisters wedding
>you and your other sister wanna stay single 4ever
>only three things come to your mind: free food, free alcohol, free horny bridesmaids
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In life you can either wake up and face your fears and troubles or just sleep for five more minutes