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  1. Mama, just grilled a ham

    Put a pun against his bed

    Pulled the finger now he's fed

    Mama, Strife had just begun

    But now I've gone and blown it at Way

    Mama, oh oh

    Didn't mean to make it dry

    If I'm not farting then its tomorrow

    Ferry on, ferry on, as if cooking really matters


    Duet by Queen and Gordon Ramsay from the new hit album "LAMB SAUCE"

  2. Tell me your stories of your best meal ever.

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    2. Rimski


      Tbh not sure what my best meal is, but my largest foodgasm was when I was eating like a medium sized chocolate bear, man that shit was good

    3. Charlie Traveler

      Charlie Traveler

      Any Brazilian steakhouse ever. Meat on meat on meat.

    4. Rimski


      I feel like an ig chick but thats so relatable

      Like 6/7 days in a week has MEAT in my meal

      Like if meat is murder then why does it taste so good

      Checkmate veggies

  3. I hope I have friends in KT or anywhere : ) guys?
  4. Rimski

    Official NatRP Map Thread

    Rimski out
  5. Rimski

    awful nation names

    go to CN if you want to RP. Here in pnw hang out the cool kids
  6. Rimski

    Join the International

    so was your mum... checkmate
  7. Rimski

    The first meeting of the International

    doesnt matter if its the wrong subforum as the PROLETARIAT WILL ALWAYS RISE UP
  8. Kicking dogs is animal abuse and a very dick move. This is something special, the Templar Syndrome! Brought to you by Dr RebelMan and Dr. Vet. Rimski (apparently cannot make fun of my own name by maming it kinky)
  9. Do u want to tango the mango uwu

  10. Rimski

    Official NatRP Map Thread

    Moving the yello province, i have one more movement Boint, to Corsica
  11. Rimski

    Political Realignment

    The funding for the projects will be accepted as well as the offer to construct a statue in the name of the workers class. The Diplomatic relations are still gonna be shaky but they shall be reestablished, says Jeremy Corbyn, while the answer for the offer of an international organisation to combat fascism and improve the world is denied. The statement of Jeremy Corbyn goes as follows - There shall be an International organisation for that exact purpose one day. But it will be without the USNE.
  12. Rimski

    Official NatRP Map Thread

    hey, thats my line
  13. I think people should start to acknowledge that humans were meant to be gay. It says it in the title, ho~mo sapiens

    1. San Fortunado

      San Fortunado

      Just a word of advice, coming out for the first time on a gaming forum isn't a good idea.

    2. Uncle Iroh

      Uncle Iroh

      proud of you babe

  14. Rimski

    The Eastern Question

    Harold Alexander, as the commissar of Foreign Affairs, along with Sgt. Sergey Parastroyka, would arrive at Tokyo International Airport to discuss the issue of the Eastern Question. The Question of the aftermath of the Rokkenjima abandonment. Laws were established already in which the people that desire the communist regime can travel to Internationale teritorries and so can the Japanese that desire the rule of the Japanese Monarch in Internationale land travel to Japan. They would follow the Japanese escort to the designed location for the talks.
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    The Eastern Question

    "I have said that people claim that are pupeeteering China, whilist we only supply them, since the days of Rokkenjimian aggression we have trained, helped them reorganize and helped evacuate people from critical and risky areas, whilist aiding the people to fulfill their human needs. They think that we are some big bad red wolf that wants global communism. We have tried to make them understand but they deny everything what we say. We can evacuate quickly, but the process of moving the land is tricky and will take longer (cause ya kno game rules), I hope this process goes swell with no accidental firing. I think that you should inform your army of that as military access is granted throughout those lands, whilist you cannot access our plans as they are confidental and I don't think you'd enjoy that happening to you. Now about China again, you should understand that we are going to send not only aid, but also weapons, from basic firearms to artillery and tanks when needed. And sometimes SAS units to support the PLA movement from time to time. I have said that just to put an accent on a part of a sentence, if you overheard it. Next on the agenda to better relations, an exchange of students, we are happy and ready to send over 50 Students of various ages, skills and education to your schools if you desired to do the same. Adding to that, there is already free travel, but I think we should grant and make it public, visa less travel between the two of our states. Furthermore, we'd like to ask you if there is a need in your industry or trade. If you are interested our exports are based around metallurgy, pharmaceutics for humans and animals, agricultural machinery and other vehicles, oil, tobacco and alcohol products, electronics, refined metals, plastic products, laboratory equipment, chemicals for the already said labs, household chemicals, tea, all sorts of meat in a limited number, oil, etc I think that you gentlemen can see the basic premise of it. I think that free trade is beneficial for both of us, we'd like to hear your main exports if you want to condcut a trade agreement. You list your interests and we will list ours. And when it comes to industry, we'd be glad to offer help in any way, as you are a new state founded off the ashes. Not meaning that in a negative sense. And as an ending, we were planning on leaving our, so-called 'colonies' after the progress of elimination of Rokkenjimans is done as well as the development programmes. But I think that you are destined to finish the job after our leave."
  16. Rimski

    Dark Days

    The yacht of the former Marshal of Yugoslavia Josip Broz Tito was purchased by the Internationale many years ago, rebuild and modified. After a few final screws being added, metaphorically, the Galeb [Seagull] - aka The Peace Ship Galeb - will be used for its first voyage after it's make over. The ship shall be used for important and ceremonial visits, this time, Premier Corbyn shall travel to Hamburg and by a personal convoy escorted to Germany to attend the military parade. The USNE shall be informed of the partial increased military presence which will be put at the port of Hamburg to guard the ship and will leave on the boat after the end of the visit, so that they are not alarmed by an increased, even though small, number of soldiers.
  17. Rimski

    The Eastern Question

    The Guard would stand behind Sir Alexander, just like a Royal Queens Guard from the ages before. He'd start to speak - "I assume the government of todays Japan knows what is happening in Asia and what has happened. The filthy manslaughtering Rokkenjimans occupied this land and brought a bad name upon this nation. They have brought death to Eastern Asia with no mercy or moral. Some may accuse of us being amoral as we do the same, but we are the ones that try to prevent with all measures from states and people whom lead Rokkenjima to be able to do such thing, or be able to exist. No man, woman or child wants to be killed by a bayonet, a bullet or any weapon just because they are of a different colour or nationality. Anyhow, one of the measures that had to be taken was an occupation of Japan! To liberate the oppressed people and eliminate the Rokkenjimans whom have stayed here, either left abandoned or to act as a spy for those out of the world beigns. I have come here to tell the message again to the Shogunate that the Internationale is ready to retreat from the Japanese lands. We shall transport those whom want to live under our rule, and those whom want to live under your rule can come to your lands freely. The retreat and dismantled of our institutions will take some time, and gradually the expenses for administration will go over you, but so will the control and revenues from those lands. You are the new light of Asia, to remove the stain that those ghouls before you brought to Japan and Asia, and shine as the empire of the rising sun. Our ideals clash we are not fans of monarchs, emperors or anyone of such manner. But we believe there is cooperation between nations and peoples. That is one of the reasons why we are leaving Japan. Now that a Japanese state is finally set again, someone can now control back the rest of it, and dismantle what is left of the Rokkenjiman regime if there is some lurking in the shadows. We have done our deed, we have supplied the people homes, works, destroyed crime and nationalism. We have done most of the job for you. There needs to be no repayments. Next is that we do not want you to see us as occupators but as friends. We have stood ages against imperialism, and so many ancestors before us, and it is sickening that they accuse of us what our predecessors did and what are we fighting against! In short words, we will leave Japan to its own. On a second note is the question of China. We have worked years to stabilize it during the aftermath of the assault on China which destroyed their army and state by a biological weapon. We have aided them original government with civilian aid, repairing their government and helped them stabilize the area and eliminate the Warlords. Some leaders also accuse us that we are just puppeteering with China. We hope that you are not that bold. The internationale there is to help the people like it always has. We ask from you, as the main player in Asia, that you respect the independence of the Chinese whom have fought ages against those warlords, as well as their deeds. Our main support point was through the Shandong tip, now which you surround. We shall leave that as well, if you let us use your ports to bring weapons, food and other resources to the People's Liberation Army of China. That is all I have to say in the name of the Internationale and the proletariat, for now at least."
  18. Rimski

    Commotion in the Streets of the Tanakosin Empire

    -British Statement "This is the exact same thing that happened in Russia, Yugoslavia, China and other countries. Communism and ideologies branched off from communism but still hold close ties were outlawed, people were locked up for that. And they were working in the underground for a certain ammount of time only to watch by that the previous leader, a monarch would run away at the show of force. The Tsars fleeing to the east, the Yugoslav royals and government being flown to British Africa and then to London! And the only defenders there were the communists, former illegals. The proletariat! They were the ones to defend against odds. The Bolsheviks fighting the whole world with not much. The Yugoslav Partisans beating off the Whermacht and its allies, as well, at first, the homogeneous group of serbs supplied by the allies. Even helping the Soviets on their front with constant German movement of troops between the Balkan and Eastern front. They were loved by the people and the army that liberated was made out of the people. Men and women volunteered in masses. Resistance was never to be put down. And great nations came out of those liberations. They have beaten the nationalists on the field and then brought a period of improvement and elimination of those people that abandoned their state, that didn't stand there to protect it against an invader. Those nations are missed today, the people that founded those nations are missed today, because all that remains today is neverending corruption and suffering. People blame communists for many crimes, but those 'crimes' cannot be classified as that, we eliminate the real criminals, that left their people to suffer, brought martial law. That wanted to break the workers. But the workers the never break, as long as the bourgeoisie oppresses the workers, the proletariat will never be calm, they will never go down. And even after, they will be there to resist any plan to bring back the oppression!" -
  19. Rimski

    Birth of a New Domain

    The Internationale would send aid in the forms of weapons and also basic human needs to Germany-Ukraine. The British have stated that they will fight forever against the petty bourgouise whom is oppressing the proletariat to the breaking point. Meetings shall be arranged between thw two states on comradery talks and on development of each others states by cooperation.
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    The Vanguard and YEET

    The response to the turnaround of the Northern European state against the Internationale is the establishment of YEET and the introduction of the Vanguard in the Eastern waters of the Internationale. Partisan actions in coastal provinces of some European state has resulted in Internationale intervention and protection. The new 'lands' are considered as states inside the Internationale but they are more of a pivot between the Internationale's home islands and Europe. New workers are now dependent from foreign countries on the Internationale's Industry which is massively expanding. Now with more points from which trade and culture can flow more into Europe and slowly assimilate the Western population. The Vanguard's objective is protection of the workers in a constant struggle with the dominant upper class, as well as a local defense force consisting of trained personnel from the Internationale and local volunteers. They train, defend and arm the proletariat so they can defend their homes, families and people. YEET - Yank Eastern Engineering Track, a unit consisted of engineers whom research the geography of new lands and making up plans for Industrialization, building and defensive military operations and consutrction. Their HQ is in Hague, Netherlands and are setting up plans for expansion of harbours, for regular trade and civilian use, and the construction of three major ports for military construction and use. A mad plan to construct a canal from Hamburg to Lübeck has been also sent to HQ but never been proceeded to Corbyngrad. A planned railway going from Caen to Hamburg is awaiting approval from other European nations and will undergo construction once they agree on the plan and finances. In the Far East, Russia the Internationale armies and personnel are leaving and now on a large travel back to the Home islands while some are assigned in the rest of Japan. The area has went through large industralization and the population now can go independently running their affairs. Viva la Revolucion!
  21. Rimski

    The Vanguard and YEET

    Even though there were USNE aggression and tension, the construction of the Hamburg canal has been started with locals being offered a job in the construction of it, with all the hardware and material being brought from the Internationale. Jobs were offered for guarding, maintaining and furthermore as well. 10000 construction workers will participate in the building and the maximal estimate of the construction was 2 years.
  22. Seeing an uproar in revolution in the Mexican nation, the Internationale would organize a trip to meet the officials. Premier Corbyn would attend himself, in the hopes to meet the leader of the nation himself or herself directly as well. He'd arrive at any given time and location by the Mexican government to discuss cooperation between the two large empires. Seeing as they are both founded by revolution, both the Internationale and Mexico had a positive outlook on each other, assuming, and the friendship could only go uphill with no issue of Masrani anymore, which would be a hurdle on a geopolitical basis, because the Internationale would like to have both as close allies, but they were both foes. Now with the green light the Internationale is ready to make their first state visit to an another communist or communist oriented state.
  23. "Seeing that you won't cooperate, talk with reason and acknowledge that our leadership wasn't faulty for the British brutality during their colonial times, I think we shall leave. Those cars shall be moved to the Internationale by a carrier plane, as well at our expense. Farewell, as the Americans would say, you outdated wretched skank! We don't need guards to walk us out, we can do that on our own."
  24. Military and Diplomatic officials from the PRC and the Internationale are gathered on the Shandong tip airport ready to traverse to the Takoshin state after they approve their diplomatic status. A private air squadron is reported to the Takoshin Empire will arrive to the airport in their capital, as they were the escort for the military officials. The topic for the current meeting is not specified to Takoshin officials. Along with the diplomatic visa and location to arrive, the government has requested a location for residence for the Internationale and Chinese representatives and they requested the information for when the Miss will be able to have talks directly with them. The Premier is expected to venture as well if their leader approves of a direct meeting, if they were redirected to Takoshin representatives, Comrade Corbyn will not arrive there.

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