Twas the night before war, and all through Roz Wei*
Not a member was stirring, or showing da way
The swords were hung by the fire with care
In hopes that Rozalia soon would be there
The members were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Roquentin danced in their heads
With Heinrich in his VM and Akak in his cap
They’d all settled down for a six-month NAP
When outside their land, there arose such a sound
Akak fell out of bed, too afraid to look around
Slowly he crawled to the doorway and peeked
The sight he saw almost made him squeak
In the bright of the moon it could clearly be seen
An army of wolves and men, strong and keen
What happened gave Akak a fright
A dragon was coming on wings of flight
Akak knew in a moment it was probably Zygon
And that Roz Wei* would soon be bygone
Zygon came forth with his army behind
And made known his presence to all confined
“We come from the North and the top of the wall
It is I Zygon, the gratest speler of all
We have come for the reckoning at last
For crimes not distant in the past”
He drew his sword with a gleam in his eye
Akak knew that Roz Wei* needed to go bye-bye
He gave a shout to wake the dead
The Rozalians* arose from their beds
They prepared what little they could
But the wrath of House Stark could not be withstood
They were overwhelmed and struck down fast
It was clear from the beginning that they couldn’t last
It would be a battle talked about for ages
Written about in many historic pages
And all agreed that even if Zygon had just said "Sup"
Akak could realize, he done diddly messed up.
House Stark Declares War on Empyrea
*Roz Wei meaning Empyrea