Shadowstar1922 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 as a gay man myself being in committing relationships with amazing guys, i cannot help but cry every night at this being gay is hard and difficult being in a relationship is also hard and difficult BUT BOTH??? idk how i didn't take my own life. every man i was ever with, we fought constantly over this dilema. one ex, will (great guy tho he was a !@#$ weeb) would constantly ask me, "make me lunch bb" and i would look over to him with a tear shedding my left eye. i would choke back the tears the best i could and simply say "i can't." we had to seek counseling for our relationship. we would go to marriage specialists for we trusted them more. when we waited for our meeting with whoever it was, oh god. it was a horrible sight. more men in horrible relationships with their male lover were sandwichless. some cried, others punched walls to feel manly again. others would pray to god and jesus for forgiveness. others would gaze lifelessly as their lover would cry constantly. the lesbians were worse. oh god the lesbians. they would lie on the floor, curled into a ball stating over and over and over AND OVER again, "what will we do with all of these sandwiches?" they would come in with gigantic trash bags with all the sandwiches they made. police officers were often called to separate lesbian and gay couples who agreed to give their sandwiches away. it was considering polygamy, which was illegal in the state of massachusetts. the police officers tried their best to sympathize and to relax their aggressive tendencies, but sometimes u just had to slap a !@#$ to get ur point across. i am here as a homosexual, a man who has been in three loving and comitting relationships , a man who has constantly suffered. i am depressed. i don't know what to do. i had to leave all of the men who i thought i loved bc i couldn't take it anymore. end my suffering. illegalize same sex marriage. no illegalize same sex existence 1 Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 the lesbians were worse. oh god the lesbians. they would lie on the floor, curled into a ball stating over and over and over AND OVER again, "what will we do with all of these sandwiches?" Hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooklyn666 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atzuya Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Gay couples had it easy, at least there's two pair of hands whenever something heavy needs to be lifted or there's a daddy long legs under the sofa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 This is why in my relationship, we invented the concept of "taking turns". It turned out to be such a brilliant idea that people started teaching it to their kids! Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 basically i am a sad boy Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Im gay. Make the sandwich together - or be the better man and make 2. for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Sounds gay. Tremendously gay. Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 Im gay. Make the sandwich together - or be the better man and make 2. for yourself. how could we make the sandwich when only women make sandwiches??? 2 Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 how could we make the sandwich when only women make sandwiches??? I guess the only solution at that point is just suicide ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You should meet Diakun. Quote ☾☆ Warrior of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 I guess the only solution at that point is just suicide ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ a conclusion i hate coming to. i enjoy being myself and being with my lovers it's just. how can a man go on without sandwiches?? i cried so many times when i was little, when i knew what i was and what i was going to become. You should meet Diakun. if you are suggesting me to another gay person on here i'll have you know i've been with the same guy for the past 3 years now so no thank you. if he's a radical communist then yooo diakun hmu Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 a conclusion i hate coming to. i enjoy being myself and being with my lovers it's just. how can a man go on without sandwiches?? i cried so many times when i was little, when i knew what i was and what i was going to become. Can't you just buy sandwiches from a store or hire a female neighbor to make them for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 a conclusion i hate coming to. i enjoy being myself and being with my lovers it's just. how can a man go on without sandwiches?? i cried so many times when i was little, when i knew what i was and what i was going to become. if you are suggesting me to another gay person on here i'll have you know i've been with the same guy for the past 3 years now so no thank you. if he's a radical communist then yooo diakun hmu Not only is he that, he is also a consummate shitposter. You would love him. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 Not only is he that, he is also a consummate shitposter. You would love him. take me to him we'll be best friends Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblige Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Requesting Diakun be transferred to Rose. Srsly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 i am very very very gay but i don't like "bears" lol i'm not into that kind of stuff Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 how could we make the sandwich when only women make sandwiches??? I do see your point........ But women suck at sandwiches. IMO the sandwich thing got mixed in translation - women are only good for housework; dishes, dusting, vacuuming, mopping, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindupBird Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 as a gay man myself being in committing relationships with amazing guys, i cannot help but cry every night at this being gay is hard and difficult being in a relationship is also hard and difficult BUT BOTH??? idk how i didn't take my own life. every man i was ever with, we fought constantly over this dilema. one ex, will (great guy tho he was a !@#$ weeb) would constantly ask me, "make me lunch bb" and i would look over to him with a tear shedding my left eye. i would choke back the tears the best i could and simply say "i can't." we had to seek counseling for our relationship. we would go to marriage specialists for we trusted them more. when we waited for our meeting with whoever it was, oh god. it was a horrible sight. more men in horrible relationships with their male lover were sandwichless. some cried, others punched walls to feel manly again. others would pray to god and jesus for forgiveness. others would gaze lifelessly as their lover would cry constantly. the lesbians were worse. oh god the lesbians. they would lie on the floor, curled into a ball stating over and over and over AND OVER again, "what will we do with all of these sandwiches?" they would come in with gigantic trash bags with all the sandwiches they made. police officers were often called to separate lesbian and gay couples who agreed to give their sandwiches away. it was considering polygamy, which was illegal in the state of massachusetts. the police officers tried their best to sympathize and to relax their aggressive tendencies, but sometimes u just had to slap a !@#$ to get ur point across. i am here as a homosexual, a man who has been in three loving and comitting relationships , a man who has constantly suffered. i am depressed. i don't know what to do. i had to leave all of the men who i thought i loved bc i couldn't take it anymore. end my suffering. illegalize same sex marriage. no illegalize same sex existence I don't even know why the hell do you even mind about this idiotic issues like this. Instead hating on those people why don't you mind your own business? Your f**k up s***t was lying there, waiting for you to fix it meanwhile you were talk s**t about sexuality, didn't even realize the whole government is trying to take your money and s**t. Seriously, I'm really done at all of these liberal bastard who think they where helping, Meanwhile the others is trying to figured out how to improve their life and their own children. Nobody is a hero in this fight, just a bunch of brainwashed poor soul who controlled by the elite unit and a smart man who fight his own war. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Haddad Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 why not have a near death experience. A woman saves you and you end up happily married Quote Caliph of The Caliphate of Arabia. Caliph of the Islamic State of Arabia. Principle of The Principality of Chechnya. Grand Emir of The Emirate of The Caucus. Emperor of the Empire of Persia. Sultan of The Sultanates of Turkey and The Crimea. Czar of the Tsardom of The Balkans. Archon of The Archonate of Greece. Supreme Consul of The Consulate of Italy. Shah of The Shahdom Of Khorason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Haddad Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Make same sx relationships punishable by death or at least life in prison Quote Caliph of The Caliphate of Arabia. Caliph of the Islamic State of Arabia. Principle of The Principality of Chechnya. Grand Emir of The Emirate of The Caucus. Emperor of the Empire of Persia. Sultan of The Sultanates of Turkey and The Crimea. Czar of the Tsardom of The Balkans. Archon of The Archonate of Greece. Supreme Consul of The Consulate of Italy. Shah of The Shahdom Of Khorason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milord Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 This thread is pathetic and completly unnecessary. (Probably trolling thread) Quote PEOPLE BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POST CAUSE IF YOU POST IN A NO COMMENT THREAD, YOU GET A WARNING POINT CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SEING ONE MORE POST THAN USUAL HURTS THEIR EYES. You gotta live long so you can experience the sad joke that this world is. "If I ever formed an alliance it would be called Grand Puberty Agency And the text above would be like:"GPA just had a growth spurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 This thread is pathetic and completly unnecessary. (Probably trolling thread) it's called a shitpost. Make same sx relationships punishable by death or at least life in prison i'm sorry that my existence offends your non existent god. 2 Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 I don't even know why the hell do you even mind about this idiotic issues like this. Instead hating on those people why don't you mind your own business? Your f**k up s***t was lying there, waiting for you to fix it meanwhile you were talk s**t about sexuality, didn't even realize the whole government is trying to take your money and s**t. Seriously, I'm really done at all of these liberal bastard who think they where helping, Meanwhile the others is trying to figured out how to improve their life and their own children. Nobody is a hero in this fight, just a bunch of brainwashed poor soul who controlled by the elite unit and a smart man who fight his own war. lmaaaaooo WHATT i can't believe someone on here actually took my shitpost seriously you need to take a step away from the computer and relax. Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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