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A Declaration of War on the USSF by the Charming Friends


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A Declaration of War

 

It is with a heavy heart that we, the Charming Friends alliance of nations, must declare an unholy war and bring our fiery rain down upon the USSF. The time has come for the desertification of your lands. When the sun next rises there will be nothing left but ash. We were the aggressors in this attack. We looked upon their empire, and while we found it grand, we found it full of hubris and lacking in moral fibre. A simple attack was launched with the intention of redistributing their wealth among our people, but when they refused to cooperate and fought back, the decision was made to retaliate against their bad behaviour with all of the might available to us. 

 

To the USSF, we have this one message: "We came for your wealth, but by the time we finish we will be distributing your rubble to our masses."

 

- Saopha Legatus Calas Vaduum

- Mr Skeltal Nietzshelloo

Tarrares of Charming Friends

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- Saopha Legatus Calas Vaduum, Lord General Big Shots of Charming Friends

 

We are the c h a̼̻Í̖͇ r m i̇͡ n g f r i e n d s and we are t͙̙̹͎̻͓̭͢͜͢h̢̘͕̪̹͓̟͉̰̀̕Ì̯͎̫͈̬͓eÌ¡ÍžÌ™Ì¬Í‰Ì²ÌœÍ Í҉̥̖̮̠͇͔̙͓͠c̀͜͢Í̟͖̳̠̕r̲͚͖̩͜͞͞ự̡̲̳̖̀̕͠ÌÍ̞̠̪͙Í̤̠e̢̡̜̗̬̩̭͇̟͉̱̜l̛͟Í͎͔̲̫͇̜̙͚eÍÍ̟̱̭͎͎̖̗͚͚̦̼̕sÍœÍ̵̡͕̙̬̹͈̺̯̣̱̱̗̩̼͟Ì̯̺͈t̀͠͞͞Ì̜̫̩̟̙͔ ̡̛҉̙̘̼͚̙̀͟ÍÍ͓̱̲͓̻̗oÍ̸Í̸͔̤̼̩̳͎͔͈͢f̶̴̢̬̺͔̮̱̫͓̘͟ ̢͉̞̪̦̣̼͓͞Í̫̻̹͖͉̮͇͙ͅf͘̕ÍÍ¢Í͕̻̱Ì̞̫͖̹̫͔̳oÍ̴̘̣̟̪̞̱͙̣̭̞̭̥̘͕͜ÌeÍ̢̯̪̙̪͜͜͞s̸͟Í͙̲̣̜̲̞̜͇̲̤̮̗͔͇͈̺̯

 

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one big war and a small side war, how amazing

Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light

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Blood for the blood god. Skulls for the skull throne. Wealth to the Charming friends. Hurrah! Hurrah!

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*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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As an addendum, the USSF do not have contracts with any other alliance, and as such if any alliance were to come to their aid, we would consider it an unprovoked attack and we would be free to activate our MDPs against the third party.

- Saopha Legatus Calas Vaduum, Lord General Big Shots of Charming Friends

 

We are the c h a̼̻Í̖͇ r m i̇͡ n g f r i e n d s and we are t͙̙̹͎̻͓̭͢͜͢h̢̘͕̪̹͓̟͉̰̀̕Ì̯͎̫͈̬͓eÌ¡ÍžÌ™Ì¬Í‰Ì²ÌœÍ Í҉̥̖̮̠͇͔̙͓͠c̀͜͢Í̟͖̳̠̕r̲͚͖̩͜͞͞ự̡̲̳̖̀̕͠ÌÍ̞̠̪͙Í̤̠e̢̡̜̗̬̩̭͇̟͉̱̜l̛͟Í͎͔̲̫͇̜̙͚eÍÍ̟̱̭͎͎̖̗͚͚̦̼̕sÍœÍ̵̡͕̙̬̹͈̺̯̣̱̱̗̩̼͟Ì̯̺͈t̀͠͞͞Ì̜̫̩̟̙͔ ̡̛҉̙̘̼͚̙̀͟ÍÍ͓̱̲͓̻̗oÍ̸Í̸͔̤̼̩̳͎͔͈͢f̶̴̢̬̺͔̮̱̫͓̘͟ ̢͉̞̪̦̣̼͓͞Í̫̻̹͖͉̮͇͙ͅf͘̕ÍÍ¢Í͕̻̱Ì̞̫͖̹̫͔̳oÍ̴̘̣̟̪̞̱͙̣̭̞̭̥̘͕͜ÌeÍ̢̯̪̙̪͜͜͞s̸͟Í͙̲̣̜̲̞̜͇̲̤̮̗͔͇͈̺̯

 

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Good luck! Pretty creative DoW. I liked it.

 

Being on the offense, many will call you tyrants for wanting to take out competition. (Hmm sounds almost like business to me)

You can try to take out the competition all you want, but don't start crying about it when other alliances take action against you in return.

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I'm going to do everything possible to get Rose to declare on you guys.

 

That doesn't sound very snoop dog to me.

It's my birthday today, and I'm 33!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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It will, when we smoke you out ;)

 

Come at us brah!

 

You 420 a lot differently from how I do it

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It's my birthday today, and I'm 33!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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