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Popular Post Prefontaine Posted March 28, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2015 And this one represents Guardian, TEst, SK, and GR planning/executing the war. I'll let you guess which one TEst is. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 (edited) GPA's missile count seems to have vanished. Since this, they've lost 300k soldiers, 1500 tanks, 160 aircraft, 3 ships and 13 spies. Edited March 28, 2015 by saeton Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) Alright, another day, another part. Now that we've seen what Alliance Heaven is like, lets turn to Alliance Hell and check in with Guardian and TEst. The Obligatory Sequel, A Play Written by: TheNG Edited by: Your Mother Starring: Guardian as itself Terminus Est as itself BLOC as itself The Raiders Return as itself Legacy Group as itself The Dutch East India Company as itself Sheepy as God United Purple Nations as itself Seven Kingdoms as itself Act 1 Scene 2 - Alliance Hell Scene: A dark, rocky landscape stretches as far as the eye can see. Lit only by lava and fire, and filled with the screams of tormented alliances, it's a nice place. enter Terminus Est and BLOC, chatting. Guardian drags a large rock further behind. BLOC You know, it's so refreshing to talk to an alliance who really understands me. Terminus Est No kidding. Up in the real world, everyone just thinks I'm insane. People see me and walk on the other side of the road. Thats really hurts, you know? BLOC I understand completely, nobody will ever talk with me about the @&!#$ or torture porn. Its really sad. By the way, check out those rack machines. Pretty sweet, huh? Terminus Est I love this place! I wish I died a while ago! It has even more shrunken heads and whipping posts than my basement! Guardian *weakly* Can I drop this rock please? I've been dragging it for 12 hours! BLOC Shut up! This is Hell, get used it! From now on, only eternal misery. Guardian What did I do to end up here? Why doesn't TEst have to drag rocks? Terminus Est ​Because I've finally arrived home. Now, can we have some privacy? BLOC and I have a lot of touring to do! BLOC nods, and a large pit opens up beneath Guardian's feet. Guardian drops, yelling about how life isn't fair for such superior beings such as it. Eventually Guardian hits the bottom of the pit. Guardian Why? All I wanted to do was inflict harm upon several innocent alliances for no other reason than because I hate that which is better than me? Is that so wrong? Mysterious Voice Actually, not really. Sounds like something I would do. Out of the haze walk two bedraggled and misshapen alliances. Guardian stares in shock. Guardian Father? Legacy Group Oh! Guardian! I see you've finally arrived. Welcome to Hell! Guardian You! How dare you come to see me after I'm dead, when you weren't there in life! Legacy Group Hey, don't start with that! I was there when you were born! Then I left. *pauses* Don't tell me you're angry over abandonment? I sent those checks, didn't I? Guardian No you didn't! You're lucky I turned out as successful and pretty as I am, otherwise I would really hate you! Legacy Group Hm, that crack must've cost more than I thought. Anyway, even if you didn't get those I provided a valuable life lesson to you in death. I mean, how else would you know that eating batteries can dissolve your throat? Besides, now that you're dead, we can be together forever! its great here, you'll love it. Just ask my friend here. The Raiders Return Totally. You said you have severe personality issues and inflict pain on those around you, right? Thats great, BLOC pulls out your teeth faster if you tell him a great story about all the terrible things you did. Look at me, I even got to keep a molar! Guardian I remember you, you were that homeless weirdo who mugged people. Didn't you get clubbed over the head until death? The Raiders Return Correct, that was a great time. Its even better down here though. If you can ignore the constant torment, you get to meet all the best alliances! Like Legacy Group here. Legacy Group Yep! Now get off your ass Guardian, we've got things to do! Guardian I don't want to be around you! I shouldn't be here! Legacy Group *menacingly* Well, I was going to be nice, son. if you don't come with us, then we'll make you! Raiders Return, grab him! The Raiders Return slobbers menacingly and advances toward Guardian. Suddenly another alliance appears out of the mist and grabs The Raiders Return, tearing the alliance apart as it screams. Guardian and Legacy Group stare in horror. Terminus Est *brightly* And the great thing is, since its already dead, I can do that again in a few minutes! I love this place! Ready to go Guardian? Guardian *schoked* Go where? Terminus Est To rule Alliance Hell of course. BLOC was nice, but this job is what I was born to do! Legacy Group Wait, what happened to BLOC? Terminus Est pulls out a femur bone covered in teeth marks Terminus Est BLOC wouldn't share. And sharing is caring. So I just taught him a nice... lesson. So I've come to collect Guardian! Guardian You really are going to get me out of here!? Terminus Est Well, I suppose. But if prison taught me anything, its that we need some ground rules first in our new partnership. Number One, The safe word is going to be- Sheepy appears in a bright flash of light. With him are Seven Kingdoms, The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations Sheepy Morning everybody. Just popped down to say that you can't be killing my guys. That's not alright. How am I supposed to keep things running around here? Terminus Est Yeah, well I'm in charge now! Nothing you can do about it! Seven Kingdoms Guardian? TEst? Guardian Seven Kingdoms? The Dutch East India Company What is going on? Where are we? United Purple Nations Sheepy, would this be a good time to tell you your treasure hunt sucks? Sheepy *Loudly* Everyone shut up! Ugh, why did you all have to die and come here? First you don't want to do team-building, then you kill my manager! How can you all be so annoying? Sheepy pauses, then looks around at the alliances staring back at him Sheepy ​You know what, I'm done with your reasoned suggestions and violence. All of you get out of here! Go back to life and don't bother me again! Legacy Group Uh.. Can I go too? Guardian Nah, you can rot down here for a while longer, ass! Legacy Group *angrily* I told mother she should've gotten that abortion! Terminus Est Wait NO! I don't want to leave! I like it here! sobbing Please don't make me go.... Sheepy waves his hand and Guardian, Terminus Est, The Dutch East India Company, United Purple Nations, and Seven Kingdoms vanish Legacy Group So..... you need a new manager of Alliance Hell, right? Can I apply? Sheepy Nah. Speaking of that, have you seen Titan by any chance? End Act 1 Well, there we go. Now that the alliances have escaped death itself, we can find out what is happening in the world. Did GPA take over the world? What happened to Rose? Am I going to be paid for these things? *looks at Tenages* All that, and much less, next time! Edited March 29, 2015 by TheNG 2 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenages Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Your payment is in the love and devotion of your adoring fans. What more could any man desire? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 And this one represents Guardian, TEst, SK, and GR planning/executing the war. I'll let you guess which one TEst is. ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 ROFL. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 It warms my heart to see Legacy Group remembered so fondly. <3 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 Sheepy Stop! Stop! There isn't any fighting allowed in heaven! A balanced and functional system of combat doesn't exist here! It doesn't exist anywhere :/ Anyways, I was totally expecting Drew to be the "leader" of hell or some shit, BLOC was bad but he had to be the !@#$ing worst of them all. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) It doesn't exist anywhere :/ Anyways, I was totally expecting Drew to be the "leader" of hell or some !@#$, BLOC was bad but he had to be the !@#$ worst of them all. When I write these, I try and make references that I feel that at least a fair number of people understand. Pretty much everyone who was in alpha and beyond remembers BLOC, but perhaps not the specific people (I had totally forgotten about Drew before you brought him up). So, therefore BLOC ended up as the leader of Alliance Hell, and I hope that at least a few found it amusing. Edit: As I'm a bit busier tonight, Intermission is being extended another day. Act 2 starts tomorrow, for all my eager fans. Edited March 30, 2015 by TheNG Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Alright, lets do this. Now that the alliances are back in the land of the living, what horrors could happen? The Obligatory Sequel, A Play Written by: TheNG Edited by: Your Mother Starring: Green Protection Agency as itself The Elysian League as itself New Shrek Order as itself The 99% as itself Viridian Entente as itself World Wrestling Federation as itself The Syndicate as itself Act 2 Scene 1 - GPA's Castle, the throne room Scene: The massive throne room is lit only by torches, will fail to fully illuminate it. Green Protection Agency sits atop a massive throne. Rose sits in a cage in a corner, gnawing at the bars. Two other alliances also pace around the throne room nervously. Green Protection Agency Ahh, it really does feel good to be the ruler of this pathetic world. Now that all my other competition is departed or caged, I can rule how I see fit. The Elysian League ​You know, I wouldn't get too overconfident. There are plenty of other alliances out there. New Shrek Order You know who else talks like that? LORD !@#$ FARQUAAD, scrub!! Green Protection Agency You know, when I let whatever it was called live, I didn't know it would split into you two sniveling infants. Careful, or you'll end up like Rose there. Rose I'm the example that proves the rule! New Shrek Order You won't be talking when the Shrekoning comes! None shall survive! Green Protection Agency ​What? You know what, never mind. I won't bother to understand your primitive intellects. Begone! The Elysian League and New Shrek Order leave. Rose begins softly humming to itself. Suddenly a spy runs into the room. Spy Oh glorious neutral master. I bring terrible news! Green Protection Agency What is it? Spy It regards my mission, among the peasants. I killed many of them while they slept, but was discovered! Now they protest outside your palace, they call themselves the 99%! Green Protection Agency *menacingly* Fool, you have failed me for the last time. Looks like I'm going to have to do this myself. Green Protection Agency flips its wrist, and the spy flies away into a pool of flesh eating corgis. The dogs devour the spy within seconds Scene 2 - Outside GPA's castle Scene - A large group of common folk are gathered outside the castle. They hold up signs and chant loudly. Suddenly GPA strides out of the castle and amongst them. The crowd falls back. Green Protection Agency Which of you fools leads this pathetic band? Why have you come here? A single person steps out of the crowd, and Green Protection Agency turns and walks up to them. 99% You destroyed our homes and killed our friends. We will see an end to your tyranny over this land! Monsters like you will never control Orbis, not if the 99% can stop it! Green Protection Agency Ahh, but you forget. I'm no monster, just a simple neutral trying to makes its way in the world. Green Protectio Agency grabs the 99% and tears the alliance in half, tossing the remains aside into the stunned crowd. Green Protection Agency *loudly* And since I'm a neutral, I would never think of harming you! In fact, I'll even give you a head start! Green Protection Agency snaps its fingers, and a number of spies pop out of the ground. The crowd screams and starts to run in all directions as they are gunned down. Green Protection Agency I love the smell of carnage in the morning. I must do this more often. As the screams die down, another alliance steps forward, followed by two more. Viridian Entente Hello GPA, seems you've been busy. How goes ruling the world? Green Protection Agency Ahh, VE, good to see you. How is your little corner of the world? Who are your two friends? Viridian Entente Oh, I've just been fighting in the war, (and winning it, may I add.) This is World Wrestling Federation and The Syndicate. World Wrestling Federation Oh YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! The Syndicate Hello Green Protection Agency I'm sorry VE, but what war are you talking about? My world is a neutral paradise, there is no war anymore. Viridan Entente Umm...... You know, The War..... or two.....or three......That I won. Green Protection Agency Are you sure this was an actual war? Besides, you know that is no longer allowed. Viridian Entente Well, of course, of course. Just popping in to say hi. I'll be going now. Green Protection Agency *brightly* Of course. Just remember, disloyal thoughts are punishable by death. I'll know because I'm always watching! Exit Viridian Entente, The Syndicate, and World Wrestling Federation. Enter The Elysian League The Elysian League You know, as your unwilling life slave, I have some advice. Was killing all those people really necessary? What did they ever do? Green Protection Agency Well, I guess you don't really know what being a true neutral is. Perhaps you should learn sometimes. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find out whether any of those protesters survived. Exit Green Protection Agency End Act 2 Now its getting good. Remember, everything in these is of course 100% truth. Act 3 starts tomorrow! Edited March 31, 2015 by TheNG 2 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 Lol VE. On the real though, what wars did VE actually fight? I've heard they happened but that's only from VE members, no one else seems to have heard of it happening otherwise. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Great screenplay. Can't wait for the 3rd act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ataraxis Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Since this, they've lost 300k soldiers, 1500 tanks, 160 aircraft, 3 ships and 13 spies. Since this, they've lost 250k soldiers, -1000 tanks, 500 aircraft, 13 ships, and 12 spies. Quote #6 in P&W Beta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Green Protection Agency You know, when I let whatever it was called live, I didn't know it would split into you two sniveling infants. Careful, or you'll end up like Rose there. Rose I'm the example that proves the rule! The Elysian League and New Shrek Order leave. Rose begins softly humming to itself. Suddenly a spy runs into the room. Everyone loves a good cameo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impero Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Lol VE. On the real though, what wars did VE actually fight? I've heard they happened but that's only from VE members, no one else seems to have heard of it happening otherwise. We haven't been in any major wars yet as we've only been around since December, so I don't think you heard that from us. We had a little scuffle with FSA and slapped another group around who's name I forget, but neither were wars. So yea, I'm not sure what he was referring to in that part. Quote Lord of the Viridian Entente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Just do a content search for SRD's posts, and I'm sure you'll turn up what he's talking about. Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impero Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Just do a content search for SRD's posts, and I'm sure you'll turn up what he's talking about. I just did actually, and I don't see anything to that effect. I mean he has some bravado in some posts and talks about beating down FSA and that other guy once or twice, but no mention of VE in PnW winning many/any alliance wars. In fact he talks about how we are only 4 months old. I'm genuinely curious though, because I've seen/heard this a few times now and have no idea where its coming from and honestly I would like to know because if its one of my guys I need to tell them to shut up. Edited March 31, 2015 by Impero Quote Lord of the Viridian Entente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I just did actually, and I don't see anything to that effect. I mean he has some bravado in some posts and talks about beating down FSA and that other guy once or twice, but no mention of VE in PnW winning many/any alliance wars. In fact he talks about how we are only 4 months old. I'm genuinely curious though, because I've seen/heard this a few times now and have no idea where its coming from and honestly I would like to know because if its one of my guys I need to tell them to shut up. I first heard about it on Prefontaine's radio show. Prefontaine and Malone were talking about it. So they would be the ones to ask about the posts where it started from. Presumably they know where they are. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 I just did actually, and I don't see anything to that effect. I mean he has some bravado in some posts and talks about beating down FSA and that other guy once or twice, but no mention of VE in PnW winning many/any alliance wars. In fact he talks about how we are only 4 months old. I'm genuinely curious though, because I've seen/heard this a few times now and have no idea where its coming from and honestly I would like to know because if its one of my guys I need to tell them to shut up.I heard it on IRC actually, not the forums. Main channel. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Alright, looks like we're finally getting to the war. But not yet! The Obligatory Sequel, A Play Written by: TheNG Edited by: Your Mother Starring: Guardian as itself Seven Kingdoms as itself Terminus Est as itself ​The Dutch East India Company as itself United Purple Nations as itself Celestial Union as itself Act 3 Scene 1 - A sunny field outside a city Scene: The field is open and windswept. Guardian, Seven Kingdoms, and Terminus Est sit in a circle. United Purple Nations and The Dutch East India Company stand outside, looking inward. Guardian So, you guys got killed by GPA? HA, guess you just aren't as elite as me! The Dutch East India Company You know, remind me who put you in Alliance Hell again? Oh yeah, me. Guardian and The Dutch East India Company stand up and face each other angrily Seven Kingdoms Guys! Don't fight. We can't all fight each other again! The last time we did that, look what happened! GPA took over, we have to keep them from continuing to oppress the world! Besides, think of Rose. Who knows what happened to it? It could be off the meds! Guardian and The Dutch East India Company sit down, eyeing each other suspiciously Guardian *angrily to itself* Spice-shipping !@#$ thinks that it's so cool just because I'm a vindictive, unlikeable loser. The Dutch East India Company *angrily to itself* Pretentious little ass. Moron doesn't even know griffins aren't real. Seven Kingdoms *excitedly* Alright. Now, what do you say we all work together to take down GPA? Who's with me! United Purple Nations and the Dutch East India Company look at each other United Purple Nations Nah ​The Dutch East India Company Yeah, we'll be moral support, but you're on your own. Seven Kingdoms C'mon, you'll help save the world! United Purple Nations You should've thought of that before picking a fight with us in that park. Besides, what are you rejects going to do? You couldn't even beat us in an unfair fight. The Dutch East India Company Yeah, if you need us, we'll be over here. United Purple Nations and The Dutch East India Company walk a few steps away and sit down, then begin talking rapidly. Seven Kingdoms Well, I guess its just us now... Terminus Est When do I get to hurt something? Guardian Hah! We didn't need them back then, and we don't need them now! I'll come up with a great plan, and win this singlehandedly! Seven Kingdoms For once can you just admit we might need some help to do this? Green Protection Agency isn't going to be some kids in park, this'll be serious. Guardian Ahh, good times.... You know what, fine! Lets get some lesser fools to be our fodder. I like my idea! Seven Kingdoms It was my idea. Guardian Yeah, that's what I said. My idea. Man, I really am great at this tactical planning! Seven Kingdoms shakes its head in resignation and beings to walk away towards the city. Guardian follows, informing Terminus Est that while not bragging, it has kissed way more girls. The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations follow at a distance. exit Seven Kingdoms, Guardian, Terminus Est, The Dutch East India Company, and United Purple Nations End Scene 1 Act 3, Scene 2 - A bar in the city Scene - The bar is only moderately crowded, but remains poorly lit and somewhat dingy. The low buzz of conversation fills the room. enter Seven Kingdoms, Guardian, and Terminus Est Seven Kingdoms Well, this looks as good a place as any to find some help. I'll go ask. You two just stay here, OK? Guardian Fine. Terminus Est I think I'm drunk. Seven Kingdoms wanders over to next to the bartender and leans over. Seven Kingdoms *quietly* Listen, I'm looking to get some help for a project. Know any alliances that are stupid and easily manipulated, but somewhat decent in a fight? Bartender Try those two over there. Seven Kingdoms walks over to the two alliances and begins to talk. Meanwhile, Guardian and Terminus Est glance around the bar uneasily Guardian I don't like this. These alliances are looking at me funny. I'll should get them to stop. Terminus Est *slurred* Allow.... me.... Terminus Est walks over to the nearest alliance and taps it on the shoulder. Terminus Est *slurred* Hey..... wus yo name? Celestial Union Uhh... Celestial Union. Who are you? Terminus Est punches Celestial Union in the face. Celestial Union, looking shocked, pushes Terminus Est away. Guardian *enraged shouts* HEY! You can't do that to my friend! Who do you think you are, you weird-eyed lunatic?! Celestial Union *confused* What? Listen, is this guy with you? I don't want any trouble, he just hit me... Guardian YOU MONSTER! I'll teach you to bully TEst! Guardian runs over and tackles Celestial Union, then begins punching and kicking the smaller alliance. Terminus Est joins in on the beating. At the other end of the bar, Seven Kingdoms is talking with the two alliances, when it looks up. Seven Kingdoms So yeah, you know it'll be pretty risk- what is all the commotion? *in horror* Oh no... Seven Kingdoms runs over and drags Guadian and Terminus Est off Celestial Union Seven Kingdoms *angrily* I can't leave you idiots for 5 minutes before something like this happens, can I? Guardian What? This weirdo was looking at me funny! Alliances should only look at me the way I say they should! Besides, we need practice, this was very good practice. enter The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations United Purple Nations You Monster! So this is how you save the world, huh? By beating up every alliance who does't glance at you the "right" way? The Dutch East India Company You'll always be a messed up sicko! Look at poor CU, I bet it has brain damage! Celestial Union groans, and partially opens its bruised eyelids. Celestial Union What.... is my name? The Dutch East India Company You did give it brain damage! It can't even remember its own name! Celestial Union Wait..... I remember..... I'm Cobalt Clique. The Dutch East India Company *angrily* Oh great! You two morons beat it up so badly it has a complete personality change! How could you do such a thing? Guardian Like I said, it was staring at me funny! Maybe now that I beat a new personality into it, it'll be better off in the world! Nobody likes alliances that stare at you funny! United Purple Nations That isn't how it works! Do you have any idea how ruinous this is for the whole world? Guardian It was bullying TEst. I was justified! United Purple Nations I'm sorry, "bullying TEst?" Those two words don't belong in the same sentence, at least not in that order! Seven Kingdoms *Desperately* Listen, why don't you guys take Cobalt Clique to get medical attention, and I'll make sure that it doesn't happen again, Ok? United Purple Nations Hmph. United Purple Nations and The Dutch East India Company drag Cobalt Clique out of the bar. Seven Kingdoms looks on unhappyily. Guardian begins bragging about the epic victory, and Terminus Est punches a chair, then falls down. exit United Purple Nations, The Dutch East India Company, and Cobalt Clique Seven Kingdoms Well, at least this wasn't a total waste of time. I've found two sucker alliances that'll work with us to take down GPA. Guardian, lets go. Guardian I give the orders around here! After all, I am the fearless leader! Grab TEst and lets go! I'm just getting warmed up, taking down GPA will be a piece of cake! Guardian marched triumphantly out of the bar. Seven Kingdoms sighs, then follows Guardian out, dragging Terminus Est. The other two alliances silently follow Seven Kingdoms. exit Seven Kingdoms, Terminus Est, and Guardian End Act 3, Scene 2 Why do these plays always turn into bar fights? Edited April 1, 2015 by TheNG 1 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Alright, looks like we're finally getting to the war. But not yet!War's over m8. ur 2 slow. Anyways, nice long update today Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malice Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Arrgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Rose is firmly still on medication and will be until my doctors try and cut me off. 1 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Me with this entire thread 1 Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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