Popular Post ChrisNorcras Posted October 31, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2021 “In the little village where I was born, life moved at a slower pace, yet, felt all the richer for it. There, my two uncles were known far and wide for their delicious cooking. They seasoned their zesty chicken, using only the freshest herbs, and spices! People called them: Los Pollos Hermanos; The Chicken Brothers. Today we carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncles proud. The finest ingredients are brought together with love and care, then... slow-cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos. But don't take my word for it... One taste, and you'll know.” Los Pollos Hermanos Gustavo Fring sat back in his office chair, a slight smile on his face. “Gentlemen, this commercial must be one of the finest to be ever shown on television. I commend you on your excellent work!” Standing, he moves to a map on the wall, with all fourteen Los Pollos Hermanos locations neatly marked with red push pins. “Our operations have been expanding exponentially in our key market areas, and it looks like we’ll be well prepared for further expansion.” He reaches up to tap a fifteenth push pin set apart from all the others. “This new location in Orbis though, how has it been progressing?” Dusty and Tugger looked at one another before turning back to Gus. “We had a bit of a rocky start, thanks to another local chain - Waffle House - perhaps you’ve heard of them?” “Waffle House?” Gus questioned. “Yes, sir,” interjected Tugger, “A somewhat popular breakfast chain known for their greasy-spoon atmosphere and all day breakfast options.” His lip curled up a bit in disgust. “Nowhere near the quality of a true Los Pollos Hermanos, but they fought us bitterly when they seemed to believe that we were moving in on their territory.” “Ah, competition breeds strength, though, my friends,” Gus said, handing a DVD to the new Chicken Men. “Perhaps the fine folks at Waffle House would benefit from our training video on conflict resolution?” Dusty shrugged as he took the proffered disc, “We tried some of that, boss, but they didn’t seem particularly open to the idea at the time. Things got a little rough, but we managed to hold our own and weather the storm.” “Good, good… Be sure to let me know if they should require any further… Persuasion.” Sitting down in his chair once more, Gus steepled his fingers in front of his mouth, looking over his glasses at the two men. “I expect great things, gentlemen. Great. Things. Our expansion into Orbis must be subtle, swift, and substantial. All of us know that we provide the best product that money can buy, and there’s no way that any other chain or interest group can stand in our way.” The two men strode away from the office with Gus’ final words ringing in their ears. “My friends, I promise you that together, we will prosper.” Leaders:Tugger (FA, IA) and Dusty (MA, Econ) High Gov (Managers):Leo (Econ, FA) and ChrisNorcras (FA) Low Gov (Crew Leads):Hemlock (MA), Dmitri (IA), Eggy (Econ), and KingAri (Econ, FA) Interested in joining the Los Pollos Hermanos family? Visit our alliance page or hop on over to our Discord and apply! TL;DR - Los Pollos Hermanos declares its existence. Also, LPH wishes you and yours a Happy Halloween! 3 1 11 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Krampus Posted October 31, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2021 >has Dusty as a leader Yeah I give this alliance about a month. 12 1 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingawoo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Is this the Oceania 2.0 they were talking about? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bohemond Hauteville Posted October 31, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, ChrisNorcras said: Dusty (MA, Econ) Dusty and Econ. Have you warned your members of what'll happen to their deposits? Edited October 31, 2021 by Bohemond Hauteville 3 5 1 Quote Minister of Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, Bohemond Hauteville said: Dusty and Econ. Have you warned your members of what'll happen to their deposits? Yo stfu, I need this gig, the embezzlement is great😂 Edited October 31, 2021 by Dusty 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Krampus said: >has Dusty as a leader Yeah I give this alliance about a month. They've already lasted two. I'm rather confused why you're doing a second Declaration of Existence, though. Edited October 31, 2021 by Changeup 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arln Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) Could you not send agents to other alliances to steal banks like you guys did when you were Oceania?(I'm looking at you Tugger) Edited October 31, 2021 by Arln 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 ngl, I like this alliance. Good FA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 Just now, souparmon said: ngl, I like this alliance. Good FA Learned from the best! *Raises glass* 2 minutes ago, Changeup said: They've already lasted two. I'm rather confused why you're doing a second Declaration of Existence, though. Not sure what you're referring to, as this is the first DOE forum post that I'm aware of... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Can we set up a Me- I mean Chicken trade route between My Alliance and Your's? 👀 2 Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaHD Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I'm sorry, Who? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, NejiTheHokage said: I'm sorry, Who? Says the name like... hold on I'll count 9 times, but that is while driving so could be more. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaHD Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dusty said: Says the name like... hold on I'll count 9 times, but that is while driving so could be more. It seems like someone doesn't understand sarcasm. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, RandomHyuga said: It seems like someone doesn't understand sarcasm. Same🤌😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, RandomHyuga said: It seems like someone doesn't understand sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 27 minutes ago, Arln said: Could you not send agents to other alliances to steal banks like you guys did when you were Oceania?(I'm looking at you Tugger) No. I am coming for you. Close recruitment immediately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Trying to steal our thunder by posting on the same day smh. nah jk good luck 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masteraka Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 ayy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spukey Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) That guy said to delete this post :c Edited October 31, 2021 by Nukey6 request from him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 4 hours ago, RandomHyuga said: It seems like someone doesn't understand sarcasm. Do you understand irony? 1 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Nukey6 said: Pats Dusty Pheonix says hi. He also says you tried to steal 800m from him and managed to steal 400m. Mmm that sounds like alot of people, need more details👀 Edited October 31, 2021 by Dusty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zych Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Epic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali khan Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 We have a better Chicken Recipe, Probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spukey Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) and this one too Edited October 31, 2021 by Nukey6 also request 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 22 hours ago, MinesomeMC said: Trying to steal our thunder by posting on the same day smh. nah jk good luck Lol, good luck to you guys, too. (We're just borrowing your thunder, you can have it back when we're done playing with it) 9 hours ago, Ali khan said: We have a better Chicken Recipe, Probably Thems are fightin' words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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